Springfield (The Simpsons)

Homer: Quick, get in the Family Sedan!!

Jelly Jiggler: Actually, take my Lucky Hankie mobile! *shows his car*

Marge: We'll take the Canyonero! *shows her Canyonero*

*Bart, Lisa, and Maggie gets in the Canyonero*

Wario: I call shotgun!

*Mario, Wario, Bo-Bobo Gang, and Homer gets in the Family Sedan.*

Wario: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Jelly Jiggler: WHUH?! *sobs* It's not fair!! My car is pretty cool, why nobody want to get on?!

*The cars drove off*

Bowser Jr: You're mine, Wobbles!!

Jelly Jiggler: HE'S COMING AFTER ME! WHAT WILL I DO?!

*Bowser Jr attacks defended Jelly Jiggler. Jelly Jiggler defends with his Lucky Hankie, but no success*

Jelly Jiggler: Hey, that was a close one!

*Pauline & Raviolli get in Beeper/Cybertail then fly out of the Topic*

*My characters except for Bowser escape in a taxi*

Bowser: Ugh.........*Glows and begins to shrink*

*Bowser Jr, Nelson, Jimbo, and Kerney gets in the taxi. Dolph beats up the taxi driver and threw him out*

Nelson: What's wrong with Spikey?

Bowser Jr: Ate the Poison Mushroom by mistake.

Nelson: After them!!

*The Taxi Cab chases the Family Sedan*

Homer: Oh my god! We're being chased by crazy teenagers!!

Mario: Can't this car get any faster?!

Homer: I don't want a speeding ticket again!

*BASH!!!*

Homer: Ok, you the boss!!

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler gets out their hammers and morning stars and shows it outside the car, which is the sign of bashing the mailboxes*

*For some reason, Comic Book Guy respawned back in the Android's Dungeon*

Comic Book Guy: I deserved to be alive, thank you.

*The Family Sedan drops by at the Krusty Burger*

Squeaky Voice Teen: Can I take your order?

Homer: Give me six Krusty Burgers, and six Krusty Kolas.

Squeaky Voice Teen: You want fries with that?

Wario: Garlic, and make it snappy!!

*So they pay for the food, and drove off*

*Bowser turns into.........Baby Bowser!?!?*

Baby Bowser: WAH! What happened? Where am I!?

Bowser Jr: PAPA?!

Nelson: Nah, we'll still destroy stuff.

*Kerney and Jimbo threw Nitro Water Balloons at the heroes, which explode*

Wario: What?! Oh great, what's next?! Rockets?1

*They did that too, but it hits the Retirement Castle*

Abe: Damn teenagers! When I get younger one day, I'll show those bastards what a real senior citizen is like!

Jelly Jiggler: I think I should shout at Beauty for trying to use my vehicle without my permission.

Bo-Bobo: We'll fight fire with fire!! *Bo-Bobo gets on top of Homer's Sedan with Don Patch* Alright, it's time to fight back!!

Don Patch: *whips out tar* This will do!

Mario: THAT'S JUST TAR!!!

*Don Patch threw the tar at the taxi cab as Bo-Bobo threw chicken feathers at it as well*

Bo-Bobo: COMBINED SUPERFIST: SMELLY FEATHERLY TAR!!

Dolph: I can't see!!! Ahhh!!!

*The Taxi Cab crashes into the Kwik-E-Mart*

Apu: Thank you~ Crash again!

*The bullies and Bowser Jr jumps out of the cab. The bullies first steal the candies*

Bowser Jr: *throws a tantrum* IT'S NOT FAIR!! GAAAAAH!!! *stomps angrily* When I get my claws on them, I'll--

Kerney: Relax, we'll catch up soon. We just need to commit another grand theft auto.

Bowser Jr: HOW?

*The police car arrives*

Chief Wiggum: WHOA! What the hell happened here?!

Officer Lou: A taxi cab crashed into the supermarket. That's going to be like property damage, and the car insurance won't cover up anyway.

Chief Wiggum: Gee, I hope the donuts are safe.

*The bullies and Bowser Jr sneaks in the police car and drives away with it*

Chief Wiggum: OUR POLICE CAR!!

Officer Lou: That's a violation! A SERIOUS VIOLATION!

Chief Wiggum: Meh, we'll catch it later. Let's eat the donuts.

Apu: But Cheif Wiggum, aren't you going to chase them now?

Chief Wiggum: Sorry, thanks to my fat weight, I can't run that much.

*Dooplisselle, VCY and the other Pokemon legends appear in the topic*

Marge: Oh damn it. Not these hooligans again!

Hanpen: Ignore them! They demand attention!

Marge: I was going to, but they blocked the bridge!

Hanpen: Very well, then I shall throw a dangerous projectile! *threw fishcakes at VCY*

*Silence*

Uxie: Right.

*Platinum Zilla, E-123 Omega & Rouge the Bat are found dead. ... Okay, so they're just unconcious from the Bombing of the Bob-ombs of Bowser Baddies. Suddenly, Ruby & the GUN General Arrived*

Ruby: Rouge!! NOOOO!! *Runs to the unconcious Rouge & Holds her head* Rouge! Speak to me! SPEAK TO ME!! PLEASE!!

Omega: *Revives himself with Chaos Revival using the light emerald then detects the life source* Since you didn't know, Ruby, Platinum Zilla & Rouge the Bat are NOT dead; they are STILL breathing!

Ruby: OH!! ROUGE!! THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT DEAD!! But you & PZ are still hurt! Is there a local hospital somewhere?

GUN General: *Points at Ned Flanders* YOU! The man with the glasses & the Moustache! Call the Ambulance!

Ned: Ok. *calls 911 as the ambulance arrived to pick up the Bob-Omb'd victims*

Sideshow Mel: The end is near!! Hide the children!!

Corrine:Hey..Mr Flanders?...Uhh...Can i ask you something?

Ned: Yes?

*Meanwhile*

Homer: Why is Flanders trying to do the holy revival crap?!

*A giant Bob-Omb is in front of the Family Sedan*

Mario: Oh no!

*My characters leave the topic*

*Later, at the Springfield Hospital, Rouge & PZ are on their beds with Rouge having Bandages on her head, her left leg, her right wing & her nose & PZ with Bandages on his tummy, his right leg, his neck & his tail. Rouge & PZ wake up there & noting Ruby, Omega & the GUN General*

Ruby: Are you alright, Rouge?

Rouge: Father, I shouldn't have listened to you & mother about Greed & Selfishness. & Because of my damaged wing, I'm grounded for a while.

Ruby: Daughter, do not punish yourself because of your damage!

Dr. Hibbert: Your wing needs to heal before you continue to fly. However, it'll take days before it's fully recovered. So you wouldn't have a "batty" day. Teh he he he he he!! *clears throat* Anyway, your not the only one who is greedy. There is one person who is fat, and he likes garlic. Perhaps you and him may team up one day.

*Meanwhile, Benny appears in the topic in front of Homer, which he parked the car with the Canyanaro at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant*

Benny: Gameravision under attack, and that's a big no-no!!

Wario: Beat it, twerp! Can't ya see we're trying to get some arsenal!

Benny: Screw you, fatass!!

Wario: GRRRR!! Next time I'm putting you to the juvinile school!!

Homer: Gameravision under attack?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Marge: Homer, calm down! *to Benny* Now, can you explain what happened?

Benny: Some new employee came, he make game, but it is evil video game.

Bart: It's not Sideshow Bob again is it? He tried it, and yep, failure.

Benny: It's not Bob you scrawny spikey haired idiot! Gameravision under attack by crazy dark demon. He want to kill someone named "Karasz."

Marge: GASP!! Homer! He's one of your friends! You gotta do something before he'll kill him!

Homer: But he's too creepy! But I'll make him pay for what he did to my friends!!!!

Lisa: Actually, he's hard to beat. But thanks to your parasite that is still stuck in your neck, you'll find his weakness.

Benny: Parasite stuck in Homer?! Ha ha ha ha! Freak!!

Mario: What?! You got a parasite?!

Don Patch: I used to have a parasite, but he ran away!!

Homer: Eh... he he he... Well, funny story you should ask--

Benny: I'm telling Larrity about your parasite!

Homer: I'll give you five brown sugars that I stole from Flanders.

Benny: Deal!!

Bart: Uh.. Dad?

Homer: Yes son?

*A horde of Koopa Troopas, Koopa Paratroopas, Goombas, Hammer Bros, Magikoopas, and Paragoombas are behind the group*

Bowser Jr: There's no escape, fools!! MUWHAHAHAH!!

Homer: D'OH!!

*The heroes barges in the Nuclear Power Plant*

*Mesprit appears in them topic for some reason. (No, Karasz asked me to post.)*

Homer: Hello Mesprit. I love to stay and chat, but I gotta talk to my former boss.

*Homer walks in Mr. Burns' office with Mario, Benny and Bo-Bobo, which he is a squid*

Mr. Burns: Smithers, who si that intruder who barged in?

Smither: Homer Simpson sir, one of our former employees.

Mr. Burns: Well, what a surprise. Care to get a second try hmmm?

Homer: No, but I came to warn you that Springfield is under attack.

Mr. Burns: That's it?!

Homer: I'm acting serious!!

Mr. Burns: Hmm, I bet they're on to us about the nuclear wasted camels..

Homer: No, it's worse.

Mario: O_O LOOK OUT!! DUCK!1

*The five duck as the Bullet Bill crashes through Mr. Burn's window, which explode*

Mr. Burns: *gasp and breathes heavily* Smithers.. I'm having a stroke!!!!!

Smither: Oh my god, Mr. Burn's heart can't take it!!

Mr. Burns: GASP!! *knocked out*

Smithers: *picks up Mr. Burns and cries* Oh Mr. Burns.. *sniff* You're too hansome and beautiful for this world..

*Two Boomerang Bros jump in and threw boomerangs at the group*

Mario: Mario Time!! *Jumps and stomps on the Boomerang Bros.*

*More just came in.*

Homer: AHH!! Oh god, this is insane!! Why are they picking on us?!

Benny: HIYA!! *karate chops and bashes the Boomerang Bro*

Bo-Bobo: Calamari?

Man: Take the shot or get off the court!! *threw the basketball at Bo-Bobo*

Bo-Bobo: *sobs*

Boomerang Bro: FREEZE, DIRTBAG!!

Bo-Bobo: *squibbles away* Sorry, gone fishing!!

Homer: *to Mesprit* Ok Mesprit, it looks it's your turn to shine!

Mesprit: With what?

Baby Bowser: Wow! I got younger! I could harvest those Mushrooms, and then get RICH! But first I need a way to get Mario.....KAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!

*the Living Motorcycle appears behind Flanders as it angrily points it's Blaster at him*

Living Motorcycle: Hellor, Mr. Moustachioed NERD!!

*Kamek goes to Baby Bowser*

Kamek: Your evilness, what are your orders?

Baby Bowser: *Checks Watch* Wow, that was a Quick Response. *Hops on the Broomstick* We gotta catch up to Mario!

Living Motorcycle: YOU'RE IGNORING ME, NED FLANDERS!! I SAID FREEZE!!

Bowser Jr: I'll handle that Bobo-Creep myself!! BY KIDNAPPING HIS GIRL!!

*The two Fire Bros grab Beauty and drags her away while shooting fireballs at the group from the outside*

Fire Bro: NOBODY MOVE, OR THE GIRL GETS IT!!