Springfield (The Simpsons)

Petey: WAH! *Spits Karasz out and digs into the ground*

Karasz: *slobbered* EYUK!! I've been slobbered!!

Cletus: Nawhahaha. You should try them monster saliva. Them's taste like purified water.

Karasz: YOU'RE ONE SICK SLAWED-JACK-YOKEL!! >:C

*Petey drags Karasz and Cletus toward a spot in the groudn using a Sinkhole*

Cletus: KOOOOOOOWEEE!

Sideshow Mel: Nobody could've survived the sinkhole!!

Ralph: *digs in the sinkhole and head pops up* I'm a gopher! Woof woof!!

*Meanwhile at Moe's Tavern*

Moe: Homer you got a call from some guy named Larrity. He said your probation is done.

Homer: Oh thank god. He just missed me does he?

Moe: Almost.

*Petey swallows Ralph whole and then goes for Karasz*

Chief Wiggum: O_O He just ate my son!! That's it. *points a gun at Petey* Now you're going to get it! *shoots him; but stopped* Wait, what am I doing? Ralphie is in there!

*Karasz stab and slashes Petey away*

Karasz: You want more of this?! Huh?

Chief Wiggum: I'm arresting you for slicing that monster while my son is in his stomach.

*Petey eats Cheif Wiggum then flies into the air*

Ralph: *in Petey's stomach* It smells like bacon here!

Karasz: He just ate the policeman and child!!

Akira: Get back here you dispicable plant!! *chases Petey*

Petey: GROAR!

*A Plant Pedulum falls down and wraps around Akira*

Akira: Let me go you...!!

*Karasz grabs Akira's ninja stars and throws them at Petey*

Karasz: I think I got him!!

*Toniyo arrives*

Benika: Toni!! THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW!!

*??? appears behind Toniyo*

Benika: And who the heck is that ghost behind you?!

Petey: GROUR!..........RAHHHHH!!!! *Swallows Arika*

Akira: AAHH!! X_X;;

Karasz: That's it... *jumps up and slashes Petey down, and slashes him like crazy and pounds his stomach, making him spit out Wiggum, Ralph, Cletus, and Akira out*

Petey: GRAGH! *Flies away and out of topic*

Sideshow Mel: The monster has fled!!

Mayor Quimby: By god, that swordsperson defeated a vile, yet disgusting monster.

Karasz: Akira, are you alright?

Akira: X_X;; No... It's gross..

Mayor Quimby: As mayor of Springfield, I hearby giving you a wish.

Karasz: Gee... Umm.. Thanks-

Mayor Quimby: If there's anything else you want it, name one-

???: I OBJECT!! *reveals as Kunari*

Akira: Kunari?! How was your adventure with Knux?

Kunari: That's not the point Akria. Karasz, somebody is trying to kill you!!!

Karasz: Say what?

Chief Wiggum: I know who put the hit on you. *looks angirly at Fat Tony, just away from him.*

*The Mobsters are holding a dead body*

Fat Tony: Who? Us? We weren't involved in his adventures, right boys?

Louie: Yeh.

Franky the Squealer: What are you talking about? We told him to put the hit on his wife.

Fat Tony: ...And you'll be sleeping with the fishes for squealing again.

Franky the Squealer: No! WAIT!!!

Kunari: That assassin is far more powerful than you. He even tried to look for us when he arrived in Copper Town.

Karasz: So you're saying that we're going fight him?

Kunari: Yes, obviously.

Karasz: Do you know where he is?

Kunari: He left Copper Town a moments ago. Come, it's not safe for people to get slaughtered by that assassin too. *leaves with Karasz and Co.*

*Meanwhile*

Homer: Well, I'm off to work at--

Marge: Gameavision?

Homer: Well, yes, and the power plant.

Marge: Why working two jobs at one day?

Homer: I get paid more1 ^_^

Marge: Hrrrrmppph!!!

*Homer leaves topic*

*Homer and Dean arrives and goes to Evergreen Terrence*

Ned: Hi-diddly-oh Homer! You lookin' pretty serious about something. Probably about the raccoon stuck in the basement again?

Homer: I'm working on it, Flanders!!

Ned: Well, why not call pest control? Helps all the time.

Homer: I rather do it my wy.

Ned: Oh well, better get away from those itchy witchy claws of the critter. He'll scratch you. He he he!!

Homer: Dean, beat up Flanders, will ya?

Dean: NO PROBLEM CHIEF! *Beats up Ned as Homer goes to the house*

Homer: Marge, I think Gameavision has gone cookie because of that chip Dave bought. *Shows Marge the chip*

Marge: GASP!! If my eyes didn't decive me, it's nothing more but a pirate-made chip. Some bobiny-weeny just design this chip to make people do bad things to each other.

Lisa: Why not you two investigate what's going on, Mom?

Marge: Ooh, that'll work. Good thing I still keep something with me just for the occasion. *walks to her bedroom.*

*Dean comes in*

Dean: I took out the dork for ya, Homer!

Homer: At ease soldier!

Homer's Brain: Ooh you have a crush on the oaf, do ya?

Homer: Shut up! I like him for what he does for me!!

*Marge comes back with her policewoman uniform*

Homer: AHH!! Does this mean you'll ban beer drinking?

Marge: Well, actually for now.

Homer: AAAAWWWWWWWWUGGGGGGHH!!!

Marge: But we got to get to the chip's creative point. In other words, where did the chip come from.

Homer: *looks at the chip* Fourside eh?

*Homer, Marge, and Dean leaves topic*

Bart: Hey Grandpa? Bet you can't catch your own teeth.

Abe: I can so! Just watch me!!

*Bart throws Abe's teeth, but it failed be cause he missed it.*

Abe: Awww..

Bart: Bwhahahaha!

*The blue Chaos Emerald is in display at the Springfield Museum*

Groundskeeper Willie: Bleh, the blue stone is not that fancy. Willie's golden haggis is better, and more valuable than that.

*Homer and Marge arrives at their home with the Gameavision employees.*

Homer: Not sure if we have room for them Marge.

Marge: They got their own sleeping bags and and personal hygene with them. In other words, they're all set.

Dave: Yeah, because your house has some cool stuff. Really! I love it. I want to live here forever!

Jerry: Dave, shut up.

Ned: Hey hey, Homerino, bought some friends for a sleepover? With so many friends over, I think your house can pack a big one. Ha ha ha.

Todd: That's was just uncalled for, noble nerd..

Ned: I'm not a nerd you know. Just because I got the glasses doesn't mean I'm a nerdy werdy.

Homer: You look like a nerd, nerd!

Todd: Perhaps we'll play Dungeons and Dragons later, and experience the true fantasy roleplay of your lives.

Ned: I can't play that. That game is for violent sins only. God says you can't play these because it's full of subliminal messages, and witchcraft.

Todd: That's gonna decrease my charisma...

*The employees enter the house. Wendy, Mary, Lisa, Bart, and Clare are watching Itchy and Scratchy*

Itchy and Scratchy cartoon: Scratchy and the Beanstalk.

Scratchy: Aww.. *looks at his magic beans and plant them, which grows into a beanstalk* OOH!! *climbs up, sees the giant castle* Awwe... I wonder if they keep the golden goose there! *enters the castle, noticing Giant Itchy* Uh oh!!

Itchy: FEE FI FO FUM! I smell a feline that will meet his worst nightmare! He he he he!!

Scratchy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! *flees, but crashed into the wall; gets caught by Itchy*

Itchy: He he he he he!! *chops Scratchy into bits with a knife*

Scratchy: AAAAAAAHH!! MY BODY PARTS!!

Itchy: *dips cooking oil on Scratchy and place him in the oven*

Scratchy: IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! *covered in flames* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

*Itchy takes out dead Scratchy and place him on the piece of bread*

Itchy: Now that's what's cookin'!!

*Out of TV*

Bart and Lisa: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Mary: Wow, this is totally outragously funny.

Wendy: Yep.

Clare: Ooh, turn it off! I can't stand this!!

*At the kitchen, Todd tells a story to Maggie*

Todd: I once fight a mighty dragon who has destroyed the village of Toddonia. The dragon is dangerous, but it is no match for my Russian Broad Sword. *shows Maggie the sword* It's well customed by the Russian Gods, and it's purified with JUSTICE!!

Maggie: Hee hee hee hee! ^_^ *takes the sword and slices Todd's helmy horns off*

Todd: Although it isn't inteneded to be used by babies...Until now.. *sniff* They grow up so fast.

Steve: Point the sword at me, brat, and I'll skin you up alive.

Maggie: *sucks pacifier*

Steve: Yeah, that's what I thought, twerp.

*At Bart's bedroom*

Dave: THIS IS AWESOME!! Look how many clowns hes got!

Jerry: I think I rather share this room with Bart. After all, it's not half bad.

Dave: Can I share it with you?

Jerry: No. Didn't you even listening to me--

Dave: Look, I'm sorry! I didn't know the chip is dangerous.

Jerry: ...

Dave: Look, can't we just speak to each other?

Jerry: Fine.

*Outside the house*

Homer: I wonder how is that blue imp doing? I missed that guy.

Sonic and Tails end up in Springfield.

Crazy Old Cat Lady: Daaaiiggaaaaahahaha!!! *throws cats everywhere*

*One cat caught Comic Book Guy*

Comic Book Guy: Dooh!! You just clawed my Batman T-Shirt. Now it's no longer a collectable!!

*Another cat caught Seymour Skinner*

Principal Skinner: Ah! Oh that was my favorite suit. Now I'll just have to get a new one.

Agnez: You ain't going to get another with MY money, Seymour!!

*Then another cat caught Snake's car*

Snake: My car!! *angry* Oh that's it, I am going to kill you. *points a gun at Crazy Old Cat Lady* Bye bye, old lady.

Sonic: HEY!
Sonic spin dashes Snake.

Snake: OOF!! That blue thing just hit me. *Shoots Sonic with his gun*