Springfield (The Simpsons)

Benika: Aww, I wanted to play this event. ;_; *leaves topic*

Duffman: If you want to join the fun, participate! Only 10 out of 30 will be chosen!

OOC: I live to post on the CCRPG another day!

IC:

*Mesprit appears in the topic*

Mesprit: DOOP WANTED ME TO.

Barney: I wanted to join!! PICK ME!!

Ralph: Coins are made from chocolate!

Bumblebee Man: ¡Acepto!!

Krusty: What's the grand prize? I hope it's money, because I'm debt right now.

Duffman: You will find out if you win!!

*Koopakirby appears*

Koopakirby: I wanna participate!

Otto: Dude, that sounds like an awesome-- wait, purple coins? Am I hallucinating after smoking weed?

Comic Book Guy: I accept this eventful quest.

Groundskeeper Willie: For the sake of my Scottish honor, I MUST FULFILL THIS TASK!!

Duffman: And here are the accepted partipants!!

Participants:
Mesprit
Krusty the Clown
Bumblebee Man
Barney Gumble
Ralph Wiggum
Koopakirby
Comic Book Guy
Groundskeeper Willie
Otto Mann

Duffman: We need one more partipant! Who will enter?

*Dark Telports in*

Koopakirby: Dark! Grrr.....

Dark: I will.

*Meanwhile, Wario, Bart, and Bender appear in their house thanks to the Rule-Free Wand*

Bart: Hey Grandpa! I'm home!.. Hey, where's Mom and Da-- Oh wait, they're teleported away. *groan* Can't a kid get a break around here?

Abe: WHAT-THA-PUH-DEH--?! Bart, don't scare me like that! I almost crapped my pants!!

Wario: *kisses the Rule-Free Wand* Ah, I love you much, my precious. Nyeh he he he he.

Bender: Oop, we're criminals because we didn't know that the big fat guy stole the wand!!

Bart: Hey, mind if I borrow this? *takes the Rule-Free Wand*

Wario: I want that back so I can store it to my castle.

Bart: Thanks.

Abe: Oh no! I lost my dentures and medications!! Oh I'm gonna die. Oh well, see you in heaven!

Bart: Well, it's not your time yet. *makes the teeth and medications appear with the wand*

Abe: WOOHOO!! *to the cloud in the sky* Who's laughing now!! Ha ha ha ha!! Ehh.. SHUT UP!

Bart: *shrugs*

*Milhouse enters*

Milhouse: Bart!! You're alive! I thought you were dead!!

Bart: Actually, that wizard seperate me and my family. I need to reunite them back with this wand.

Wario: WHAT?!

Bart: Sorry, but it's called "family matters."

Wario: Grrr!!

Bender: Why you little!!

Bart: Anyway, I like to introduce you to this wand. You can do anything you want!! Just watch and learn, Milhouse.

Milhouse: Ok.

Bart: *evil chuckle; walks outside and zaps on Hanz Moleman's pants, making it disappear*

Moleman: Oh dear.. This is humiliating..

*Bart and Milhouse laughs hysterically*

Milhouse: Let's try Principal Skinner!!

Bart: Man I always wanted to do this!! *zaps on Skinner's house, turning it into a giant cheese; Agnez is not affected.*

Agnez: SEYMOUR!! YOU PAINT THE HOUSE WITH A WRONG COLOR! I ASKED FOR BLUE, NOT YELLOW!!

Seymour: I could've sworn that I painted blue, but.. *sniffs the house* Blue cheese?

Agnez: I didn't ask you to stop, Seymour! Now you got to paint AND rebuild the house!!

Seymour: Fine Mother..

*Bart and Milhouse laughs hysterically again*

*Meanwhile*

Duffman: The roster are now full!! Now everybody, are you ready for the coin scavenger hunt?! OK! On your marks, get set.. GO!! *shoots with a gun, but the bullet hits the duck, killing it.*

*Dark begins grabbing coins with his tenticles, and Koopakirby sucks coins in. Meanwhile, Timmy, Cosmo, and Wand poof in*

Ralph: *gobbles up the purple coins* Ow.. I got a tummy ache.

Barney: *grabs the purple coin from Dark* HEY! That's my coin, ugly!!

Otto: *collects coins* Dude, awesome!!

Groundskeeper Willie: *collects coins* DAH! This is way too easy.

Comic Book Guy: This is why I love to collect valuable stuff such as one comic book issue where Superman fights Spiderman.

Krusty: Hey hey! I obtained alot! *goofy laugh* Ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha!!

*Meanwhile*

Bart: *angry at Timmy* You again!?

Milhouse: Ahh!! What are those two things?!!

*Abe comes and notice Cosmo*

Abe: Holy canoly!! This is why Elvis ressurected himself into THAT?! What happened to black hair?! I want answers!!

Mesprit: Uh... Yay? I got in? Do I start now?

Duffman: It's already started.

Comic Book Guy: And you're a lazy monster.

OOC: Living to post on CCRPG again. Yay.

IC:

Mesprit: WHY WASN'T I TOLD THIS!?

*She starts collecting coins. By that I mean doing it legibly, and stealing other peoples.*

Mesprit: Way too easy. I guess. ~_~

Duffman: You have 10 minutes on the clock, and already 9 minutes and 30 seconds!

Barney: HEY! That imp stole my coins!! RAAAAAAAARGGHH!! *mauls Mesprit*

Groundskeeper Willie: Get your hands off my money you stupid puke!!

Otto: Feet, don't fail me now! *flees and takes more coins*

Mesprit: The rules never said "No stealing other people's coins". That gives me freedom!

Duffman: Actually, I didn't add that rule..

Bumblebee Man: AYE YAI YAI!! ¡CEL ROBAR ES TAN INCORRECTO!!! ¡CDEBE PROTEGER MIS MONEDAS PÚRPURAS!

*Mesprit stares, then continues*

Krusty: *grabs and punches Mesprit* Keep your hands off my money you moron!

*Groundskeeper Willie snags coins from Ralph Wiggum's pocket*

Ralph: I feel something bumpy on my buttocks!

*Chief Wiggum handcuffs Willie*

Chief Wiggum: Stealing coins from my son eh?!

Groundskeeper Willie: DAH!! I've been tricked by this brat!!!

Ralph: Cheese sticks taste like roasted glue.

Popple appears in Springfield.

Snake: *to Popple* Yo, you seem like a perfect guy to help me rob the bank. I'll share my loot with you if you like. Otherwise, not dough, dude.

Popple: Works for me, new Rookie!

Snake: New rookie? That's a start. There is the bank in front of us, so all we do is barge in, *whips out a gun* threaten the teller to hand over the dough, and they'll pour the money into our bags.

Mesprit: You can't hurt me because I can make you unable to do anything for a week. That means breathing. BD

Popple: HEY! I'm the one who comes up with the plans, Rookie!

Snake: Alright, sorry. What's your plan anyway?

*Meanwhile*

Krusty: Well I doubt you could pull that off, imp!

Otto: *snags Krusty's coins* Yoink! So long, clown dude!!

Krusty: I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD!! Mr. Teenie, you're not a very good protector!!

Mr. Teenie: Ooh ooh AH AH!

Popple: To use you as a distraction!