Springfield (The Simpsons)

Timmy: Uh....Well, let's put this back. *He, Cosmo, and Wanda leave the topic*

*Dark and Koopakirby leave topic*

Bart: Ok by me! *teleports out of the topic with the topic*

Abe: Wait! Take me with you!!!... Aww.

*Meanwhile*

Comic Book Guy: Professor, how is the portal from Stargate coming along? And if you must know, I am a very impatient person. Chop chop.

Professor Frink: Well, I'm glad you came here. I just finished the portal gateway thingie that can take you anywhere, but never came back.

Comic Book Guy: Maybe you should've made TWO gateways.

Professor Frink: Indeed, my friend. I'll write it down to my list. Anyway, I will activate the device, and the portal is going to be active with the running and the swirling and all the nonsense. Gah-hoy!

*The Stargate is already activated.*

*The Simpsons Family appaer in their own home*

Abe: WHUT-DA-PUH-TUH--?! What's going on here?!

Homer: Oh, just another Simpsons trip.

*The Simpsons Family laughed except Abe*

Abe: Oh damn it! You didn't even take me along with ya! You're just saying that because I'm old. I'm not old! I am a human bein-- *cracks back* OW!! My spine!! Not again!! Awww..

Bart: Cheer up Grandpa. You'll come with us for a next trip.

Homer: Or just leave you at the retirement home.

Abe: HEY!

Rotor, Antoine, and Bunnie also appear.

Abe: What are you people doing in my house?!!

*Awhile later.. Homer is watching TV*

Kent Brockman: Springfield Isotopes once again defeated Shelbyville in baseball. We would like to say to Shelbyville that they can kiss our unmentionables. *laughs* Just like that.

Homer: Eh he he he he!

Kent Brockman: In other news, *a display shows Bone Town and Anti Castle* a fungus village has a brand new makeover! But for late Halloween of course. Unfortunately, someone forced them to make it happen. We went to the criminal mastermind, Sideshow Bob, to see if HE did this.

Homer: Bob? *looks at Bart*

Bart: Nah, he couldn't be that evil enough to take over a whole town.

*on TV*

Sideshow Bob: Please, I had no relationship with that town filled with mythical mushrooms. Besides, it's their fault for letting their kind give me athlete's foot. Oh, how I loathe them so much, I could just squash them with my big feet... Sigh.. Oh well, a criminal can dream.

Kent Brockman: And in other news, strange black birds flocking around during Winter. It looks like it's not just south they're heading for. They have been flying around the globe, trying to devour every single farmer's crops for their enjoyment. This is Kent Brockman, and that's the news.

Homer: Pfftt! Black birds. Sheesh. Why, they're hungry for some reason?

Bart: They are always like that.

Homer: Meh, I'm going to Moe's *walks out to Moe's*

*At Moe's Tavern*

Lenny: Hey Homer, did ya see the news?

Carl: Seriously, what gives?! I was going to go there but nooooooooooooooo, they made it more gothic!!

Homer: Huh?

Moe: And two shrooms in my bar keep renting about something about "Antis" and "Bone Guys"

Toad: *drunk* You know what I think?! Bones and blobs don't mix! *hiccup* IT'S ALL A HOAX MAN!! *hiccup*

Homer: *drinks duff* When did Mushroom Kingdom get so gothic?

Homer's brain: I think it's not just the kingdom. It's-a-Mario.

Homer: Uh...

Homer's Brain: He's gothic when he's wearing gray hat and shirt, black overalls, and a depressing maustache.

Homer: Errm...

Homer's Brain: He rather eat razors instead of Mushrooms.

Homer: Oooh.. >_<

Homer's Brain: What's worse that he tried to kill his brother and himself.

Homer: NOT LUIGI! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

*five hours later*

Homer: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Moe: Ok that's it! THROW HIM OUT!!!

*Lenny, Carl, and Barney take Homer out of the tavern and drops him off at the Simpson's house*

Homer: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! HI MARGE! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Marge: What's wrong with you?! You already disturbing the neighbors!

Homer: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Lisa: I think when he pictured from that news channel that shows the town's makeover, he freaks out.

Marge: Oh my.

Lisa: And as for me, I won't stand for that anymore!!! I'm running a press conference in Springfield Hall!! It'll start tomorrow though.

Marge: When? Because Sunday we have to go to Chruch this morning

Lisa: Well I'll tell them at afternoon.

Marge: Ok. That sounds fine.

*Bubblun arrives and he's at Downtown Springfield.*

Bubblun: How am I going to find my brother?! Oh at this rate, I'll never find him.

A UFO appears on a hill outside of Springfield.

Bubblun: O_O What-- ?! *gets behind the trash can*

Groundskeeper Willie: Bah, cuttin' those hedges off makes Willie tired. I need me haggis--

Ralph: I see a flying frisbee!

Principal Skinner: That's not a frisbee, it's a real UFO!! Get the kids back in the building immediatly!!

Groundskeeper Willie: YOU WASTED ME, SKINNER! YOU WASTED ME!!!

*Skinner sends the kids back in the Springfield Elementary as Otto smoked pot, seeing the UFO, and he thinks he's seeing things.*

Otto: What? What's going on?

A Starman steps out of the UFO.

*The police are in front of the Starmen*

Chief Wiggum: OK, alien scumbag. We don't like when you scare people. So drop down what harmful weapon you have and step out of the flying saucer.

Prof. Frink: Wait! You must not do this!! You don't know if they're immune to such standard attack!! *Gah-hoy* They could pull out any tricks on you.

Chief Wiggum: Meh, what are they going to do to us, probe us?

The Starman uses PSI Rockin on the police.

Officer Lou: Uh.... We hav ea big problem.

Chief Wiggum: I'm gettin' out of here! They're way too powerful for our force!

Prof. Frink: HOLY MEVIN!!

*Meanwhile*

Snake: What's our next objective, little dude?

*Meanwhile again, Lisa is just walking to school with Bart, but noticed the Springfield Elementary is closed.*

Lisa: Closed? Why?

Bart: Because it's cool! You don't have to study for a whole day.

Lisa: But I like to study. Why would they close down?

Milhouse: IT'S NOT SAFE AROUND THOSE ALIENS ATTACKING!!! But you're safe when I'm around Lisa.

Lisa: ...I don't feel safe at all.

More Starmen march out of the UFO, one holding a flag that says "ALL HAIL THE UNIVERSAL COSMIC DESTROYER!". Meanwhile...
Popple: What other valuable things are around here, Rookie?

Snake: The museum has a truckload of goodies. Valuable ones.

*Meanwhile*

Bart: Universal Cosmic Destroyer my ass. They're just trying to scare us.

Milhouse: I think they mean business, Bart.

*Meanwhile at the Flander's*

Todd: Daddy, who are those guys?

Rod: I'm scared..

Ned: Why they're the spawn of Satan.

Todd: Waaaaaaahh!!

Ned: But if only God can save us from those things, it'll be a miracle.

*Meanwhile again*

Comic Book Guy: I seen better alien invasions since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

*Once more.*

Smithers: Mr. Burns, the aliens want to see you. It's urgant.

Mr. Burns: Very well. Send the embassidor in.

Popple: Then let's get going, Rookie!
Meanwhile, the Starmen start causing random chaos around Springfield.

Kent Brockman: Alien amok! This is Kent Brockman reporting live where an alien invasion has and trying to destroy Springfield. Scientists believe that they have mysterious powers, and they are doing this for their leader. Who is their leader, and why can't they just destroy Shelbyville instead???

*Homer walks out of Moe's Tavern, but didn't notice the Starmen. Barney does anyway.

Barney: *wearing a bunny costume* It's halloween already?

A Starman lunges at Barney.

*After the hit, Barney just burps*

Moe: Hey! Who said you could tackle the drunk?!

*Bubblun sees the Starmen*

Bubblun: These guys are nothing but--

Bart: Whoa, a real life dragon!!!

Bubblun: What?! Me?

Bart: Hey, I dare you to breath fire at Homer's pants.

Bubblun: But I don't shoot fire! I shoot bubbles!

Bart: ...Oh, why not blow him away?

Bubblun: Meh. Ok. *blows a big bubble at Homer, floating him away*

Homer: Hey! I can see the Krusty Burger from here!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm like Superman except I'm a bubble!

*Meanwhile*

Marge: Nyahhh!! Aliens! And I didn't do the laundry yet!

A Mechanical Octobot grabs Marge with it's tentacles.

Marge: Aaaaaahhhh!!!

Abe: Zzzzzzzzzzz.... WHAT THE PUH DAH-- Oh jeez--

Marge: Grandpa! Do something!!

Abe: When did we get an octopus.

*Homer's bubble pops and falls on the Mechanical Octobot, destroying it.*

Homer: OOOOWW!!

Marge: Homer, what's going on?

Homer: I don't know, my belly almost stabbed.

*Meanwhile, Bubblun blows giant bubbles at the Starmen and bops them, turning them into fruits.*

Comic Book Guy: Hmph. The games of Bubble Bobble franchise get suckier because of the same, but never new features. Worst. Game. Ever.

*Bubblun blows a giant bubble at Comic Book Guy*

Martin: Everyone! Free comics in the Android's Dungeon!

*The kids loot the comics away*

Comic Book Guy: You are banned from my store.

Bubblun: I didn't go there yet.

Comic Book Guy: Not anymore.

A Ghost of Starman pops up in front of the kids.
Ghost of Starman: OOGA-BOOGA!

*The kids fled from the Ghost Starmen*

Comic Book Guy: Oh I wasted my life.

*Meanwhile*

Krusty: *to the camera man in Krusty Burger* Hey hey! It's your ol' pal Krusty! And today is your lucky day! We're giving away Krusty Burgers for 75% Price Alien Invasion Sale!! *goofy laugh* Hurry before offer ends!

Starmen are eating all of the Krusty Burgers.

Krusty: You didn't pay for it!! PUT THE DAMN MONEY DOWN!