Springfield (The Simpsons)

Mayor Quimby: All in favor of fleeing the town while screaming like a little girl, say aye.

Citizens: Aye!!

*They scream like little girls and fled from the Starmen.*

Bunnie suddenly blasts Starman DX, sending him flying into a building.

Homer: Here comes a big body slam!! *Dashes and slams into Starman DX*

Antoine slashes Starman DX, who blasts both him and Homer.

Homer: AHH! *crashes into Crazy Old Cat LAdy* I think I crushed a cat.

Crazy Old Cat Lady: DAAAAIIAHHAHAH! *throws cats at Starman DX, which they scrach him.*

Starman DX runs around in pain.

Bart: *shoots Starman DX's sensitive spot* Bullseye!

Starman DX throws a cat at Bart.

*Bart ducks, but it hits Moleman and scratches all his clothes except the underware*

Moleman: This is the saddest day of my life...

*Demkoopas appear around Sideshow Bob*

Sideshow Bob: *draws Bart Simpson getting smashed by an anvil on his paper* Oh, what do you want?

*Demkoopas grab Sideshow Bob and somehow drag him through prison walls*

Sideshow Bob: You're setting me free? *bows* Thank you so much. But how did you do it? Oh, right. Ha ha, there was a fake wall all...along.. *headslaps* Why wasn't I told?!

Rotor then punches Starman DX right in the face.
Starman DX: It appears I *beep* miscalculated.

*The Demkoopas drag Sideshow Bob out of topic*

Prof. Frink: Indeed you did.

*Chief Wiggum handcuffs Starman DX with a special ANTI-PSI ability.*

Chief Wiggum: Alien, you're under arrest for destruction of property, murder, and hit & run. *shoves Starman DX in the police car*

Starman DX does not say anything.

Mayor Quimby: I hearby declare the towns people as heroes. Every single one of you.

Chief Wiggum: Criminals don't count though.

Fat Tony: *points a gun at Quimby* So, you don't like to promote criminals eh? Allow us to give you the meaning of "return."

Cletus: Hey, what I miss huh..? *sees Starman DX* Haw haw haw! Weird lookin' fella eh?

Prof. Frink: As for his cohorts, we could use one of them to be dissected for research, and to know where do they come from, and what's their reason why they destroy things.

Lisa: The aliens told us already.

Prof. Frink: Oh.

Starman: Bah. At least we'll die knowing we *whirr* served the Universal Cosmic Destroyer with honor!

*Starman DX is sent to prison for 15 years.*

Homer: Boy I'm beat. What's for dinner Marge?

Marge: *gives Homer and the kids some--*

Lisa: Soylent Green? Mom, don't you think that it's made out of people?

Marge: Actually, the real secret ingrediant is soy beans.

Bart: It's official. I'm not eating them.

Rotor: You know, I think we should probably get going.

Lisa: *smiles* Maybe we'll see each other next time. Anyway, thanks for all the help.

Homer: So long big walrus!

Rotor: Bye!
Bunnie: See ya'll later!
Antoine: Au revior!
Rotor teleports himself, Bunnie, and Antoine out of the topic.

Homer: Say, what brand of Soylent Greens is from?

Marge: Well I notice this interesting product. It was Dr. Tran's Soylent Green Surprise.

Homer: Ya mean it was made by a small boy?

Bart: Hey, isn't that guy over there?

*Dr. Tran is sitting with Abe*

Dr. Tran: What..? Why am I here?

Abe: HOMER! I thought I told you to get rid of this-

Voice: Are you bored and have nothing to do?

Homer: AHH! Voice from above!

Dr. Tran: No, it happens to me alot.

Voice: Then you'll love Dr. Tran's giant pool! Kids and adults will love it!! And if you like the pool, try the new Dr. Tran doll, with 5,000 phrases!!

Dr. Tran Doll: I like big butts and i cannot lie--

Dr. Tran: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!! YOU LIE!!

Voice: Don't forget to buy more--

Dr. Tran: SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

*Homer grabs Dr. Tran and takes him to Flanders*

Ned: Hi-diddly-hey, neighborino!

Homer: *throws Dr. Tran in the house* He's your problem now! *giggles and goes back to the house*

Dr. Tran: MY HEAD!!

Ned: I'm so sorry about that. Anyway, how about I whip you up some nice oatmeal cookies--

Voice: Now avaliable at your local retail stores, Dr. Tran meets the Maidinator! Watch him attack with his hot--

Dr. Tran: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

Todd: Daddy, I'm scared.

Rod: Was that the voice of the devil?

*At the Android's Dungeon, Bart vists and browse with Milhouse*

Bart: I bet there is something new here.

Milhouse: Hope they won't suck as that other comic book.

Bart: What kind of comic book that suck called?

Milhouse: Well, it's called Superman vs. The Washing Machine.

Bart: ..*sees the new comic book* WHOA!! Is that the new Radioactive Man comic book?! *takes it and checks it out* .."The Crimson Chin?" Who the hell is he?

Comic Book Guy: Very good question, noobish boy. He is one of the new superheroes that Radioactive Man encountered. He beats the living crap out of enemies with his big enormous chin, which I find him, very disturbing. However, due to people who are a big fan of the two, this comic book is almost in mint condition, and it's worth..

$100.00 + tax

Bart: $100!? That's a lot! I couldn't afford to buy one, unfortunately.

Comic Book Guy: Well, if you really want it so bad, perhaps you will find a job as a paperboy, or just open up a standard lemonade stand. Now begone. You almost make me record a The Incredible Hulk Marathon, with an additional new premiere of Dr. Strange.

Bart: Boy, where am I going to get that much money?

Milhouse: I don't know. Why not look at the classified newspaper? My dad usually finds one everytime he got fired.

Bart: Yikes.