Springfield (The Simpsons)

*Hector Con Carne, Skarr, and Ghastly arrives*

Hector: Attention people of Springfield!!

Citizen: WOOOHOO! Springfield!

Hector: I am your new leader, Hector Con Carne. And your town are about fallen into our hands! Either hand over the town or else!

Mayor Quimby: What are you going to do about it, brain boy? You can't even beat me.

Cletus: Hey Brandine! Check out that silly bear criter.

Hector: Stop stealing the spotlight, Boscov!

Boscov: Awww..

*The Creatures that are in Hector's army appear behind him*

Citizens of Springfield: *nervous* D'ooohooohooohooh.....

Hector: You were saying?

Mayor Quimby: Alright fine. I declair the town belong to.. umm.. What's your name?

Hector: Hector Con Carne!

Mayor Quimby: What he said.

*The Creatures terrorize the town as the Town becomes Hector-themed*

Hector: Buhuhahahahahahaha!!!

Skarr: Ooh, kinda wish I want to rule the world like this. (In fact, I WILL. PEOPLE WILL FEAR ME AS I AM SKARR, RULER OF THIS PITIFUL WORLD! KNEEL BEFORE ME! KNEEEEEEEEL--)

*Meanwhile*

Ned: *By the window* Hey Homer--

Homer: Shut up Flanders. I'm watching the baseball game.

Ned: Okally Dokally.

Homer: Ahh.. There's nothing like watching the baseball game to see the excitement.

*Marge goes to Homer*

Marge: Homer, do you notice something crazy going on in Springfield?

Homer: No.

Marge: Look outside.

*Homer does so as he sees alot of mayhem in Hectorfield*

Otto: *to the Bone Guys* Whoa! You guys are my type. Wanna rock?

Bone Guys: WHOA! YES!!

*Otto and the three Bone Guys start a band*

Ralph: *stares at the Boo* Your body looks like invisible!

Groundskeeper Willie: Bleh. Everyday things are getting more nuttier.

*Back at Simpsons*

Marge: Now do you see what's up with the destruction?

Homer: Is it part of New Years Eve? Boy, Baby New Year was drunk and come up with this getup.

Marge: Hrrmmmmphhhh!

*The Baseball Game suddenly changes to a Picture of Hector's Brain in a heroic pose*

*The Bone Guys start playing random songs*

*The Boo stares at Ralph for three whole minutes, randomly licks him, then flees*

Ralph: Yay! I get to tag him back! *chases the Boo*

*Meanwhile*

Homer: AAAAWWWW!! That brain try to interrupt the ballgame. *changes the channel.* There.

Kent Brockman: Danger in Springfield, this is Kent Brockman reporting that the super criminal mastermind, Hector Con Carne, had taken over Springfield. Would it be nice for him to go to Shelbyville instead? Guess not. More news at 11.

Lisa: Dad! They're creating chaos! Should we do something?

Homer: Can't talk. Watching.

Marge: Homer!

Homer: Alright, I'll do something. Sheesh. Stupid brain trying to make us do what he wants.

Homer's Brain: I find that offensive!

Second News person that Zec just made up: Though, most of the residents seem to be actually liking this hostile take-over.

*Videos show the Boo and Ralph and the Band that consists of Otto and the Bone Guys*

Lisa: I find that strange and disturbing.

*Meanwhile*

Bart: Whoa, Halloween was like 2 months ago. What's with the mayhem?

Second News Caster: I'm sure Bart is asking some Stupid Obvious Question right about now.

Marge: Homer, we have to do something about this crazy hullabaloo. And when did we get clones of ourselves?

Homer: What clones? *sees Anti-Homer* What the hell are you?!

Marge: *sees Anti-Marge* Is my butt look big?

Lisa: *sees Anti-Lisa* This...is going to scare me.

Anti-Homer: GGGAAHHH! It's a fake version of me! ...Want to go get some Donuts?

Anti-Marge: Is my hair REALLY that big?

Anti-Lisa: ...No comment.

Homer: Ooh! Fine by me! *skips happily with Anti-Homer* He he he he!

Marge: It's always that big and tall. What did you expect?

Lisa: I bet you collect Malibu Stacy dolls, did you?

*Anti-Homer buys 8 million donuts.*

Anti-Marge: I wonder where our heads stop?

Anti-Lisa: Yep.

Marge: I don't know.

Lisa: Wow. I finally found a twin who likes the same as I do.

*Meanwhile at Lard Lads*

Squeaky Voiced Teen: That'll be 8 million dollars sir.

Homer: 8 million dollars?!

*Anti-Homer hands over 8 million dollars*

Anti-Marge: I guess we could cut my hair to see...It would grow back in a few seconds, anyway.

Anti-Lisa: Wow! It would be even more awesome, however, if what you just said didn't have such bad grammar.

Lisa: Sorry.

*Meanwhile*

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Hey! We hit the jackpot!!

Homer: No wonder you're rich! Where did you make these kind of money?

*Anti-Marge tries to cut her hair, but it won't*

Anti-Lisa: Meh.

Meanwhile...

Anti-Homer: (whispers) It's counterfeit.

*Rayman and Globox (With demonic Andre) appears*

Globox: Get me the doctor's.. QUICK!!!!

Andre: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!

Nelson: Ha ha! Your digested food is demonic!

*A Boo looks at Nelson like he's an idiot*

Rayman: Hey! That's not funny! Where's the doctor?

Nelson: If you losers want to see Dr. Nick, he's at the hospital. But why do I care, I like to see your friend suffer.

Globox: You're not helping..

*Rayman gets Globox to Dr. Nick at the hospital*

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

Rayman and Globox: Hello Dr. Nick!

Dr. Nick: What can I do for you friends?

Globox: I got a Black Lum stuck in me and he's beating up my lungs.

Dr. Nick: Ah, then perhaps I'll do the honors by punching your gut. Like so. *punches Globox's gut, spitting out Andre*

Andre: AAHH!! Wait.. I'm free--

Rayman: Quick! Get the jar!!

Dr. Nick: But that's where I put my patients' organs in!

Rayman: What?!!

Andre: AH HA HA!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!! *leaves topic*

Homer: So... Me, ever been to Moe's Tavern? I'll hit you up some beers.

*Barney noticed Homer and Anti-Homer*

Barney: I'm seeing double!!! Was I drinking again?!

Homer: Actually, you drank like 5 minutes ago.

Barney: AHH! What's next 4?!

Homer: Make that 8.

Barney: My vision is going to suck badly!! Oh well. *faints because he's drunk* BUUUUURRP!!

*Meanwhile at the Town Hall*

Hector: Muhuhahahaha! Major Dr. Ghastly, how is the invasion doing to this pathetic piece of rubble.

Dr. Ghasty: Excellent, Chief. It's now 90% invaded thanks to our alliance.

Hector: Ho ho ho ho ho! That's all I wanted to hear.

Dr. Ghastyl: But there is just one problem.

Hector: Excuse me?

Dr. Ghasty: Look over there.

*Hector sees through a big window with Boscov*

Selma: Hey, wanna get a hot date from your new girlfriend?

Anti: But.. I already had one.

Selma: Patty you backstabbing two timing sister of mine!!

Patty: Look, I found him first, so buzz off.

*Android's Dungeon*

Comic Book Guy: Oh great. More fans of Skeletor.

Bone Guy: Who's Skeletor?

Comic Book Guy: What's worse that they don't remember who Skeletor is. Boneheads, I suggest you to watch He-Man more. It's one of the most outstanding shows you ever watched.

*Rayman and Globox comes out of the hospital*

Globox: THERE'S TOO MANY MONSTERS RAYMAN!! *cowers*

Rayman: And this isn't like Treehouse of Horror, isn't it?

*Kwik-E-Mart; The Koopas are just stealing the items, even Kerney, Dolph, and Jimbo.*

Apu: Thank you~ Steal again.

*Back at Town Hall*

Hector: What's happenening?! Why are they fearing them?!!

Dr. Ghastly: Well the flaw is thanks to that fat guy, *shows a tv screen of Homer Simpson* He started this whole bond of friendship.

Hector: That big lard of fat is going to pay for interfering my plans!! The army King Bones gave me are useless!! Luckily, I have my own private stock.

*Hector's Minions are everywhere and point their weapons at he citizens*

Chief Wiggum: Oh, a wise guy eh? *gets out a gun with Lou and Eddie, but no ammo*

Officer Lou: Uh oh, there's no ammo in here Chief.

*Meanwhile, Homer thinks of getting a new job and leaves topic.*

Marge: He quit Gameavision? And he can't work like that because those hooligans taken over the plant.

*At the Nuclear Power Plant, Skarr is talking to Mr. Burns.*

Skarr: I rather not stick with that annoying brain and bear anyway. I wanted to rule the world myself.

Mr. Burns: And what exactly do you want me for?

Skarr: I'll pay a million dollars for your radioactive wastes.

Mr. Burns: Well, by all means. I deeply agree with your "tasks" I would gladly give you my nuclear radioactive wastes. But be warned that when you try to consume them, you may feel pretty unconfortable.

Skarr: Oooh I rather not drink these or else I would get a tummy ache!

*Bubblun leaves the topic*

*T.K.'s [2] digivice falls on Bart.*

Bart: Hey, what's this crummy thing..? *shakes it while it beeps* Sounds like a cheesy clock. I wonder how it's worth?

*Snake noticed Bart holding the digivice*

Snake: Yo, valuable item alert, Popple.