Springfield (The Simpsons)

A Starman fires a laser at Krusty.

Krusty: GNAAAACK!! Oooh.. This is not good for my ratings.

*Meanwhile, Bart, Lisa, and Bubblun heads back to the house*

Lisa: Dad! The aliens are destroying Springfield! Should we do something?!

Homer: I already made up my mind!

*The giant arrow points at Flander's house*

Homer: He he he he he he he he!

Marge: Homer!

Homer: Remember what I said that I wish for us having super powers?

Marge: Well we must use them immediatly! We don't want our friends die! And what did I tell you kids not to bring wild animals to the house?

Bubblun: Hey!

Marge: Filthy animals don't belong here.

Bart: That's what you said about Santa's Little Helper.

Rotor: Maybe we can help?

Bubblun: Hey! I'll do the same thing!! Let me!

Lisa: Alright. Let's split up into teams. Dad will go with this weird dragon thing--

Homer: Dragon thnig?!

Rotor, Bunnie, and Antoine wait for the other teams to be decided.

Lisa: Mom will go with Rotor and Antoine, and Bart and I will go with Bunnie.

Homer: How come I have to stick with this weird thing?

Bubblun: Hey, I didn't do anything stupid to you!!

Bart: Yes you did. I told you to do that! ^_^

Homer: I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO TELL HIM TO BLOW ME OFF YOU LITTLE!! *strangles Bart*

*Near the Springfield Church*

Lovejoy: *to Starmen* Please don't steal the bibles, because God wouldn't like that. Imagine if bibles never existed, then the world will never be the better place.

*At the disco*

Disco Stu: *to Starmen* Disco Stu loves you guys. Oh, but not literally. Because I like your funky look.

*At the Nuclear Power Plant*

Insane Employee: ALIENS! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!! I'M KILLING MYSELF!1

Wife: NO! DON'T!!

*The insande employee dunk his head into a radioactive waste, causing him to die*

Wife: AAAAAAAAAH!! *sobs*

Lenny: Boy, tough day for the widow.

Carl: Meh, she'll get over it.

*One Starman Super slap Carl in the face*

Carl: Hey!

*Another kicked Lenny in the gut*

Lenny: OOOOOOH!! X_X; Almost right in the groin.

Mr. Burns: (P.A.) Slack off again one more time, then you're all fired!!

*at the office*

Smithers: But then how will the power plant is going to run without employers?

Mr. Burns: Then let's get the hobos from Shelbyville.

Smithers: Aren't you aware that those things are ruining the company by abusing them?

Mr. Burns: I am not responsible for their actions.

Bunnie seperates Bart and Homer.
Bunnie: Is that really a good way to treat your son at a time like this?
Meanwhile, the Starmen start pushing over pots of radioactive waste all over the power plant.

Mr. Burns: Oh how I loathe this day.

*Meanwhile*

Bart: Hey I'm use to it. In fact I can fight back.

Bubblun: CAN WE JUST SAVE THE TOWN ALREADY?!

*Homer devours the food from the fridge, becoming Homer Ball--*

Marge: Why can't you eat food from te Kwik-E-Mart?

Homer: Oh yeah. *dashes to the Kwik-E-Mart, where he smashes the Starmen*

Apu: Mr. Simpson, I see you just gain alot of weight. Aren't you worried of getting a heart attack?

Homer: The hell I'm not! Being a ball is fun!! *Devours the food from the Kwik-E-Mart*

Apu: Aye! Homer! You're supposed to pay before eating!

Homer: Put it on my tab!

Apu: You just made a mockery in front of a Hindu herritage!

A Nuclear Reactor Robot rams Homer.

*Due to Homer's flabby body, it bounced the robot away. Bart launches rocks at the Starmen with his slingshot as Lisa uses her saxaphone to force Starmen to beat each other up. Bubblun blows giant green bubbles at the Starmen and bops them, turning them into fruit.*

Bunnie blasts Starmen. Meanwhile, Antoine slashes them and Rotor merely punches them.

Nelson: *points at injured Starmen* Ha ha!

The Starman grabs Nelson by the foot.

Nelson: Hey! *punches the Starman in the face*

*Jimbo, Dolph, and Kerney kicked the Starman and steal his wallet.*

*Bart wedgies the Starmen and ties up to the lamp post*

Bart: Beat that!

*Marge gathers the town of Springfield by forming a mob*

Marge: Everyone! Start clobbering!!

Dr. Hibbert: Although I can cure, I can cause injuries!

*Marge has 3 Mob Members as they attack the Starmen.*

Rotor and Antoine help the mob as the Starmen start retreating.

Marge: Throw them out of the town!!!

Moe: For the goons I said earlier, you are SO dead!

The Starmen rush into the UFO.

Homer: WOOHOO! In your face, aliens! USA! USA! USA!

Bunnie: So we won?
Voice: Not *beep* yet.
Suddenly, PSI Starstorm hits the mob.

Wolfcastle: My only regret that my movies sucked.. *fainted*

Starman DX then steps out.

Comic Book Guy: *sarcastic* Oh look, a more powerful enemy just emerge and kill us all. Wah wah wah!

Lisa: Whatever you're doing, stop this at once!! Why are you doing this to Springfield?!

Krusty: DO US A FAVOR AND DESTROY SHELBYVILLE INSTEAD!

Starman DX: It's quite *whirr* simple, really. Your town's nuclear power plant has much *beep* power for us to use!

Homer: Geez, why the plant?

Carl: If they touch them, they may feel all glowy and may be vulnerable to anything.

Starman: That's INvulnerable. Now then, any *click* last words?