Smash Town (Animal Crossing)

*Sarina, The Mario Bros, and Yoshi came.*

Haruna: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU TO GET LOST!!

*The other villagers are more angrier.*

Sarina: Emotion Restoration! *Zaps the villagers with her Heart Wand.*

Trang: ....*puts her hand on her forehead.* Man.. What happened?

Godot: *enters the topic with Lamont* Hey, aren't you one of those two who got coffee'd back there?

Lamont: Godot, I think everyone has been coffee'd at least once or twice.

Luigi: =_=;; Godot, this coffee pun has got to stop. I'm not even laughing.

Trang: When that ray hit us, anger just controlled our minds.. It's like we have to kill each other just for fun.

Sarina: Well, we don't have time to talk.. We have some unfinished business to take care of. *leaves with the Mario Bros and Yoshi.*

Godot: *makes a mug of coffee and drinks it in one gulp* Later. *leaves the topic*

Lamont: Don't be offended. I'm his only friend he hasn't coffee'd. *leaves*

*Dr. Albert has perfected a new potion made with some sort of berries.*

Dr. Albert: Now, to use this on the dead... Hmmm... *sees a dead flower* Ah! *pours the potion on the dead flower, reviving it* Oh ho! I did it!! I did it! I have created a potion that saves lives!

*Toniyo arrives.*

Trang: Toniyo! You're not going to believe it! Albert created a new potion!!

Toniyo: I could some of these.

Trang: No silly. Just talk to Albert.

Dr. Albert: Ah, you came just in time! You see this flower?

Toniyo: Yeah/

Dr. Albert: This flower WAS dead. But with the help with my newest potion called the "Yggdrasil Vial," it has given a new life to live.

Toniyo: Cool!

Dr. Albert: However, this potion must not make contact with a Poison Mushroom. If this happens, the potion is contaminated. And if it's contaminated and poured on the dead thing, ooh God, help us all. Now, since I tested on dead plants, it's time I tested on dead people.

Toniyo: Cool. I may need these for... Of course!! Albert! I need these potions!

Dr. Albert: I just made a batch of these. *gives Toniyo a pack of Yggdrasil Vials.* Take these on your journey. They might be important for your quests in the future.

Toniyo: Thanks. Hey, you have one left.

Dr. Albert: Hmm... One more thing. I haven't tested on animals, monsters, and humans yet. So it's best if you try them out to see the result.

Toniyo: Alright. Well, goodbye Albert. Hope our paths will cross again. *leaves the topic.*

Trang: Well, we don't have anyone dead yet.

*Sam and Max arrived with the dead girl.*

Dr. Albert: Ah! There's one!! You! Big dog and oddly looking bunny! Can I have that body?

Sam: Uh.. Sure. *gives the girl to Albert.*

Dr. Albert: At last, the results have come! *pulls out the Yggdrasil Vial and pours on the girl*

...

Dr. Albert: Oh no.. Somethings wrong here..

*The girl's eyes are opening.*

Girl: What...? Where am I?

Dr. Albert: Yes! My potion has succeeded!!

Girl: *sees Dr. Albert* Ahh! A giant turtle in a trenchcoat!! *sees Sam and Max* A giant dog with a crazy shark teeth rabbit!!

Max: Your silly insults cannot harm me! I am invincible!

*The girl sees Trang.*

Girl: Oh.. At least there are humans now. Sorry.. *Gets up*

Trang: Hey, are you feeling ok?

Girl: I'm fine, thank you.

Sam: We got some questions to ask you. Come with us if you want answer them.

Girl: Can you ask me some here?

Max: That'll be a waste of our time here!! *leaves with Sam and the girl.*

*Sekai comes back.*

Trang: Hey! You're that girl who was..... Nevermind, I rather not go there. My name's Trang. I'm guessing you want to live here.

Sekai: How do you know?

Trang: There's one house avaliable.

Sekai: Hey, that's nice.

Trang: Come on, you might want to meet the locals!

Sekai: But.. Well, I used to work at a local restaraunt, but it was closed down because it was unexpectly infested by ants and rats.

Trang: Oooh.. So I guess you're having some debt trouble then.

Sekai: Yeah. I need a job...

Tortimer walks up to Sekai.

Tortimer: Hello there young lady. Why are you here?

Trang: *to Tortimer* She's going to live here. Is that OK with you?

Tortimer: One question. Who do you honor the most:

A. Grandma
B. Grandpa
C. Mother
D. Father
E. Uncle
F. Aunt
G. Cousin
H. Sibling

Tortimer: HHHHRRRRMMM?!

Sekai: Umm.. My mother.

Tortimer smacks Sekai on the head.

Tortimer: NO! SHE CAN'T LIVE HERE! THE NERVE!

Sekai: What?!

Trang: What do you mean she can't?! She's a nice girl!

Tortimer: Prove it.

Trang: Uh... I forgot.. What do you do, Sekai?

Sekai: Wait, aren't those personal?

Tortimer: GOOD ENUFF FER ME. She can have a house. The terrible grammar convinced me!

Sekai: ..*sighs in relief* Thank God.

Trang: Anyway, you need to talk to Tom Nook first if you want a job. He usually wants you to deliver things.

Sekai: Ok! Sure.

Tortimer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't say she could get a JOB!

Sekai: Excuse me?

Tortimer: I said you could have a house, not a job.

Sekai: Oh man, what am I going to do?

Trang: Well, let's see... *pulls out a newspaper.* There are some job listings here.

Sekai: e_e; Oh.... What do they have here?

Trang: Fast food restaraunts.

Sekai: ...No. The restaraunt I used to work at uses fresh consumables.

Trang: So you prefer to find someplace that is... umm..... Nevermind. Try being a daredevil.

Sekai: ............No!

Trang: >_>;;;

Sekai: Well, I haven't tried giving out piano lessons.

Trang: But most kids hated them.

Sekai: Oh I know! I'll be a maid! Sounds cool, right?

Trang: ...Alright, that's close enough. *leaves the topic with Sekai.*

*Trang arrives with Sekai, whose face is swollen by the bees' stings.*

Trang: You're saying that Globox gave you bees to sting you?! I'm sorry to hear that, Sekai.

Sekai: What is wrong with him?! I didn't do anything bad to him!

Trang: I'm going to have a little talk with Rayman.. or Murfy. Globox need to stop acting like a jerk.

Sekai: You're right. But why did it happen to me whenever I'm with Makoto?

Trang: Maybe bees just hate romance.

*Kotonoha arrives. Her eyes are lifeless*

Trang: Hey, who's that?

Kotonoha: Get away from Makoto, Sekai!

Sekai: Wait.. It all makes sense. Makoto was cheating on me.. AGAIN.

Trang: Wait what?

Kotonoha: You just don't get it. I love Makoto, and I can't let you have him any longer... You realize that, do you?

Sekai: You're wrong!! I found him first back in a delivery service--

Kotonoha: You.. what? You're the one who took his head away!!

Trang: OK! BREAK IT UP! BOTH OF YOU!! *breaks Sekai and Kotonoha* I think you two need to stop and think about this.

Sekai: Why? Kotonoha stole Makoto from me!

Kotonoha: No, you took him away--

Trang: I think you two need to stop fighting and talk things over. And can't Kotonoha get a new boyfriend?

Kotonoha: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! *tearfully* He was my love of my life... And I can't live without him..... He is my true happiness...

Trang: Do you have other happy things other than him?

Kotonoha: ..............................................

*Daisuke comes in*

Daisuke: Hey guys, what's-- O_o Umm... Am I interrupting something here?

Kotonoha: Fine.. If you rather stick to Makoto, Sekai.. then I can't live any longer. *pulls out her dozuki and prepares to commit sepukku.*

Sekai: Kotonoha, wait--

*Daisuke and Trang whacks the dozuki away from Kotonoha, but it ends up bonking Handy in the helmet.*

Handy: Huh? Ha ha!

Kotonoha: No.... I don't wanna live.. *kneels down and cries*

*Sekai feels sorry for her and goes over to her.*

Sekai: It's alright.. I think maybe we can sort things out.

Trang: Like what?

Sekai: I don't know... Maybe we should go see a therapist together.

Trang: Sounds reasonable.. There's one in Toad Town. He's a professional.

Sekai: Ok.. Come on, let's go there. *leaves with Kotonoha*

Daisuke: What was that all about?

Trang: Love triangles. A bad sign for romance. Twos a plenty, but threes a crowd.

*Globox and Gumble Ze Goomba arrives and start making several graffiti on Sekai's house.*

Trang: GLOBOX! GUMBLE!! KNOCK IT OFF!!

Globox: Hey, it's her fault for taking Makoto away! Right Gumble?

Gumble: Me vandalize. He he he he! *spray paints*

Trang: GET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE YOU IDIOTS!!

*Globox and Gumble are shocked and walks away.*

OOC: Seppuku? You're serious? ...And Kotonoha wouldn't agree to go to a THERAPIST in her crazy form.

IC:

Tortimer: GERR OUT OF MY TOWN, IDIOTS!

Tortimer kicks Gumble and Globox out of the topic.

*Makoto and Sekai returns and entered Sekai's house.*

Sekai: Makoto, I forgot to give you something. It's from a friend of mine. *gives Makoto the Lovey Dovey Cake.* Thought you can remember me by.

Makoto: Thanks! But I just ate.. So maybe I'll eat it later.

Sekai: Oh you'll eat it later alright. *grabs Makoto* ^_^

Makoto: Uh.. What are you doing???

Sekai: Just making you look good if you mind. *massages Makoto's shoulders* Hows it look?

Makoto: Ooh that's good...

Sekai: Yeah, you like it huh?

*Trang comes in and gasped*

Trang: Oh my god, I'm sorry! I was going ask if I could--

Sekai: If this is about my dozuki, sorry. I was going to need to to chop some wood.

Trang: Ok. Nevermind. By the way, did you notice that your house has graffiti on it?

Sekai: Oh that's-- Wait what? *walks out of the house and sees her house covered in graffiti; angry* ............Trang, call the police.

Makoto: Sekai, what are you-

Sekai: Makoto, I'm sorry, but my house wasn't always like this. Someone vandalized my house!!

Trang: Can I have that dozuki?

Sekai: *gives her one* Just return when you're done.

Trang: Thank you. *walks away and chop some wood.*

Makoto: I don't know, Sekai. I think it could use some color other than plain peach.

Sekai: You want green stars on my house?

Makoto: I didn't--

Sekai: Oh no, it's fine. I could decorate my exterior part of my house.. *returns to the house and massages Makoto's shoulder's again* Now can we get back on this please?

Makoto: Ok, but please close the curtain will you? People are watching.

Sekai: ...Oops. Too late.

*Nutty is looking through Sekai's window, but is only paying attention to a bowl of candy.*

Nutty: AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA!! *lips smacking* HOO HOO HO HA HA HA HA HA!!

Tortimer: PRIVACY VIOLATOR!

Tortimer kicks Nutty out of the topic, walks into Sekai's house, closes the curtains, locks the door, and shuts it, after walking outside.