Smash Town (Animal Crossing)

Nutty: Aww.. *sad that he didn't get the candy; sees the chimney* Ahh! He he he he he!!

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Makoto: That's enough massaging, Sekai. I feel fine.

Sekai: Alright. Make yourself right at home then.

But Nutty was kicked out of the topic.

*Globox arrives and knocks on Sekai's door.*

Sekai: *opens up.* Yes?

Globox: Good day madam! Can I interest you with some hot fudge? *pulls out a pack of dynamite that is covered in fudge.*

Sekai: Sorry, but I'm saving my money to pay off my house debt. *closes*

Globox: Aww-- *BOOOOOM!!* O_O;;; shoot. *walks away* Your turn, Schnitzel.

*Schnitzel comes and knocks on Sekai's door.*

*Makoto opens the door this time.*

Makoto: Schnitzel?

Schnitzel: Radda radda radda? (Can Sekai come out and play?) *pulls out a paddleball.*

Makoto: I'm sorry, but can't you see we're having some.. *whispers to Schnitzel* Private moments..

Schnitzel: OH! OH!! RADDA RADDA RADDA!! (OH! OH!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE! YOU'RE MAKING A TOP SECRET WEAPON BENT ON DESTROYING THE WORLD!!!)

Makoto: No we're not.. We're--

Schnitzel: Radda radda radda? (You two are planning for a wedding?)

Makoto: No! We're--

Schnitzel: Radda radda radda radda? (Celebrating the talking bomb's birthday?

Makoto: ........*closes the door.*

Schnitzel: Radda radda. (@#$%!!!) *walks away to Globox*

*Gumble is up next. He knocks on the door with his foot. Sekai answers....but..*

Gumble: Oh snapz0rz!!! *Closes the door immediately and explodes*

Sekai: ...Weirdos. Makoto, how do you like my hot spring?

Makoto: *sees the hot springs* O_o It's.. not bad. It's good for your skin for that way.

Sekai: Heh! Yeah. *gets in* Come on! It's warm right now. *Makoto does so*

Makoto: Oooh.. so warm..!! But it needs to be cooler, let me just.

Sekai: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT VALVE!!

*Makoto halts*

Sekai: You'll make things extremely hot for the two of us!! We'll suffer from third degree burns!!

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Gumble: Bikinis.

Globox: Oh that's silly. Maybe the two were just having a hot tub there....Or was it the indoor hot springs. Man, they're really rare.

Schnitzel: Radda radda? (Got any ideas, genius?)

Globox: Hmm... Got a wrench?

*Schnitzel removes Sekai's water pipe and replace it with the sewer pipe.*

Sekai: AAHH!! What's this?!!!

Makoto: Sewer water!!! Gross!!! *gets out with Sekai*

Sekai: You know.. I'm going to sue the water company.

Makoto: Or.. *Walks out of the house and sees the problem.* The water pipe was replaced by a sewer pipe. *to Schnitzel* What are you trying to do? Get us dirty? *fixes it.* Great.. I gotta take a shower... *goes back in*

Schnitze: RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA!! (RATS! ALMOST BROKE THEM APART!!!) Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaah!!! (Wwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaah!! :'()

Kotonoha appears, still as lifeless as ever. She knocks on the door.

Makoto: I'll get it. *opens up the door.* O_O Kotonoha?!

*Schnitzel is behind Kotonoha, along with Gumble.*

Schnitzel: *wears a ski mask* RADDA RADDA RADDA!! (Prepare to meet your girlfriend's maker, jerk!!)

Gumble: Me vandalize.

Makoto: Sekai! RUN!!

Sekai: Run from who?

Makoto: Umm.... A psycopathic killer.

Sekai: Makoto! Keep that guy away from me!! *Runs out of her house by the back door, unaware that she's still wearing her bikini in public.*

Globox: O_O; I have seen too many lifeguard chick flicks!

Kotonoha pushes Makoto out of the way. She takes out her bloody Dozuki and runs after Sekai.

Schnitzel: Radda radda. (She stabbed my bottle of ketchup.)

Sekai: Kotonoha?? Lay off my boyfriend!!

Kotonoha reaches to stab Sekai, laughing maniacally.

Sekai: Ahhh!! *kneels down* Ooh...

Trang: *sees Sekai and Kotonoha* Sekai!! *Protects Sekai* Get away from my friend, you horrible person!!

Kotonoha continues laughing. She goes to stab Trang.

*Trang dodges, pulls out her magic wand*

Trang: How dare you try to kill my friend! I'll never forgive you for this!

Kotonoha begins sawing Trang's wand.

*Wephiles appears as she Confronts Kotonoha.*

Wephiles: KOTONOHA!! STOP AT ONCE!! AND DON'T PLAY KRAITOS WITH ME!!

Globox: Wephiles, quit interrupting this dramatic battle! You're ruining the good parts.

Trang: HYAH! *punches Kotonoha in the face.*

Sekai: Trang.. You saved my life..??

Trang: I'm not going to let my friend die.

OOC: ...ToonKing2, NO. Just...NO. Stop interrupting plots. SERIOUSLY. ITS. FREAKING. ANNOYING.

IC:

Kotonoha kicks Wephiles out of the topic. She then slashes Trang.

OOC: Actually, Zec, Wephiles has already been part of this plot the whole time. Did you forget?

*Trang realized that she still have Sekai's dozuki. She used the dozuki to slash Kotonoha.*

OOC: No, actually, she hasn't. She hasn't been in one post during this plot.

IC:

Kotonoha: ...Why do you help her...? She stole my boyfriend from me...

Trang: What do you mean?! She found him first.

Globox: Liar!

Gumble: Yesh.

Kotonoha: ...No, she didn't...Plus, MY boyfriend agreed to go out with me when I saw him...

Sekai: You always take Makoto away from me, Kotonoha.

Kotonoha: ...When I found him, he was alone...and he agreed...

Sekai: I fell in love with Makoto too. I asked him out to date with me too.

Schnitzel: Radda? (You don't say? :V)

Trang: Guys, can't you settle your differences?

Kotonoha: ...Which means...

Kotonoha turns to Makoto, and points her dozuki at him.

Kotonoha: ...This is all your fault...

Makoto: My fault?! You cheated on me?! You were with Karasz, were you?

Trang: KARASZ?! CHEATING?!