NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Citrus Man: Who is this "Mario" you speak of?

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Karasz: Tacos? ...*takes a bite out of one and sighed* They didn't make make the ones like they used to.

Peach: It's...uh...you.
Meanwhile, the citizens of Funky Town start eating the tacos.

Citrus Man: Me? I'm not Mario! I'm..

CITRUS MAN!!!

Citrus Man: I am the defender of all that is good and lemony! I stand for justice, Vitamin C, and a nice glass of OJ!!

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*Karasz and Sekai walks away and heads over to the next area.*

Peach sighs.
Daisy: I think we should find Luigi first.
Peach: Good idea.
Peach and Daisy run towards Executrain's lab.

Citrus Man: Lime Liftoff!! *Blasts off* AWAY!!

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*Karasz and Sekai made it to the next part of NC Land.*

Sekai: Where are we now?

The two are in the Forest of Illusions. Biggs and Wedge then jump in front of them.
Biggs: It appears two more infidels have made their way into our silviculture, Wedge!
Wedge: So they have, Biggs. Let us vanquish them by using an interpretive dance!
Biggs and Wedge both start doing an interpretive dance.

*Karasz and Sekai looked at each and laughs.*

Karasz: You guys are seriously going to attack us? Boy, you two Ninjis are terrible!

Biggs: We ARE attacking you with our interpretive dance, you pea-brained nincompoop!

Karasz: More like making a fool out of yourselves.

Sekai: Losers!

*Karasz and Sekai laughs even more and walks away, moving to the next part of NC Land.*

Wedge: At least we're grammatically correct! That should have been "fools", not "a fool"!
Biggs and Wedge both start laughing. Meanwhile they are now on Mount. Infinity.

*Meanwhile..*

Luigi: MARIO!! HELP ME!!!!

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Karasz: Looks like we're at the mountain.

Sekai: It's very quiet here... So, do you think Makoto will forgive me for that incident?

Karasz: I'm sure he will.

Sekai: Ok. I trust you.

Karasz: But for you, I just hope Kotonoha isn't going to get Makoto. I noticed they're together now.

Sekai: No! That can't be true..again!!

Karasz: ...*nodded*

Sekai: ...*fetal position and cries.*

Karasz: *pats Sekai* Don't worry... I can--

Sekai: Why?! Makoto cheated on me!!

Karasz: (Poor Sekai... Hmm..)

*Citrus Man is flying, passing Karasz by.*

Karasz: Mario?! *sees Citrus Man* And was that.. *sniffs* ...?? Lime? What the hell? Mario, what are you doing? *gets up* Mario! Come back here!!

Citrus Man: No wonder people keep calling me Mario!

Executrain: QUIET! I hate loud prisoners.

Citrus Man: Foolish villain. Refer to me as--

Karasz: Hold it! Hold it. Mario, are you on drugs?

Citrus Man: You dare accuse me for drug addiction?! LEMONY RAY! *Shoots Karasz out of the mountain and ends up falling on Bill.* LIME LIFTOFF! *Flies towards Karasz.*

Sekai: Karasz! Are you alright--

*CRASH!!!*

Sekai: *headslaps* Oh god.. *runs over to Karasz, Bill, and Citrus Man.*

Bill pushes Karasz off.

Karasz: *gets Citrus Man off* Get off me, you looney plumber!! You're not Citrus Man, and that's all I can say.

Citrus Man: Silence!

Karasz: Oh damn it, you have a worse case of amnesia. It's like you don't know yourself anymore.

Fred walks up to Citrus Man and bashes him over the head with a rock.

*Citrus Man is knocked out.*

Karasz: *Sighs* Is knocking him out is going to solve everything...?

Sekai: Not sure. *picks up Citrus Man*

Karasz: *to Fred* Thanks, but we'll take things from here.

Karasz: Please let me explain things to you..umm.. Beetle like.. thing.

Sekai: I'll just take this guy somewhere so he can be safe. *walks away holding Citrus Man.*

*As Sekai brings Citrus Man along, Toniyo came.*

Toniyo: There you are! I was looking for you.

Sekai: Stop it. You're bad luck. *walks away*

Fred: I am tempted to Deathray all of you.

Karasz: Death ray? I fought monsters with dark attribute attacks before than you do, bug.

OOC: Cue the NC Deathmatch if you like, Sockie.

OOC: 'Kay.

IC:

Fred:...You're going down, punk.
Fred and Karasz are suddenly warped to a stadium. Poser and Orlando are in a random booth.
Poser: WELCOME TO ANOTHER EXCITING ROUND OF...NC DEATHMATCH!
Orlando: We're going to have a great fight tonight, folks! Fred the Spanyard, who is normally our referee, takes on...SOME PUNK KID!
An invisible crowd cheers.
Poser: LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!

Karasz: Bring it on, beetle! *pulls out his Grand Blade and slashes Fred.*

Fred: I'M A SPANYARD! RAY OF DEATH!
Fred blasts Karasz backwards.

*Karasz spins like a twister and slashes Fred.*

Fred bombards Karasz with Rays of Death.