TUZL and Godot's rematch

We still don't know for a fact that Francis was the security guard.

Are you mad?!! That's his summary from the building where the crime scene occurred! OF COURSE HE WORKED THERE!

No, I mean there's no proof Francis is the guard we're talking about.

He was the only security guard who claimed to be there at the time the murder occurred.

There is no way Francis thought of all this by himself, somebody must have told him to do it.

OBJECTION!


He did nothing! We already have the murderer in the defendant's chair!

You are wrong about that, but Francis's assistant is in this very room.

OBJECTION!


There's no evidence Francis did it!

Will you atleast let me tell everybody who it is?

Ha...! Fine. Take your theory and run with it. BUT! When I crush it down, you must concede defeat.

Francis's assistant is none other than the craziest person in this room! It is the judge, Alexander Von Koopa.

*drinks a mug of coffee*...*spit takes* Pwwwwwepostrous! W-what evidence do you have of this claim?

His footprints were found at the scene of the crime. Did you not see them?

OBJECTION!


The only 'prints' were of the treads. Treads that match only YOUR CLIENT!

Those were the only footprints in the picture. But there were another strange pair of footprints. One that took quite a while to identify.

Ha...! That's unlikely. If the judges prints were at the crime scene, which I don't admit, I'd think they'd be quite easy to identify!

Is this not the same strange random killing the judge likes to do?

OBJECTION!


Next you'll accuse John Wilkes Booth, or Lee Harvey Oswald, since killing the commander in chief is their type of crime!

Where's your definitive proof that the judge did this!?

The answer is simple. The judge. I want to hear his alibi.

I'm bolted to the chair!

Oh, and the "von" in my name is not capitalized, FYI.

Judge, where were you during the time of murder?

I just said I was bolted to this chair. I've been this way since... Oh, about two days before the murder of the emperor. Lucky there's a computer on the judge's bench.

Now quit before I hold you in contempt of court.

At the beginning of this case you said you murdered all the other judge candidates, how could you do that if you were bolted to that chair?

I did that before I was bolted to the chair because of a poker game going badly.

By the way, have you met my friend "Contempt of Court" and his friend "Jail"?

So you were playing poker bolted to a chair in a courtroom?