TUZL and Godot's rematch

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:59 pm

Alexander von Koopa wrote:: I did that before I was bolted to the chair because of a poker game going badly.

The poker game took place three days before the emperor's murder. That's just so you know. It doesn't really relate to the case.

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How did you get bolted to that chair?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:04 pm

I fail to see how this is relevant to the case.

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That is what I want to know too. How you got bolted to that chair, might be related to this case. So how did that happen?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:07 pm

You should know, or at least someone who looks like you should. Two days before the emperor's murder, you, or someone disguised as you, dared me to bolt myself to this seat and told me you'd give me 999 coins if I did. Just to spite you, I bolted myself to the seat, but you fled and never gave me the money.

You see? Completely irrelevant.

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So that means... Yes! I know who did it now! It is obvious!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:46 pm

OBJECTION!

Sorry, Psi Guy. That's all the time I have for you to waste.

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Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:51 pm

What, you haven't forgotten, have you?

Godot wrote:: Ha...! Fine. Take your theory and run with it. BUT! When I crush it down, you must concede defeat.

And you obviously have a new suspect in mind. But, now, your old theory is crushed. You must concede defeat.

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but I know who did it.

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:30 pm

...Fine. This is it though. If for ANY reason this doesn't lead anywhere, it's over. Who are you going to accuse now?

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~~john wilkes booth~~ the one person who wants me on the judge's bad side, knows of your bad sight, and wants RC arrested. It is a shapeshifter!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:53 pm

Gee...thanks...for handing me the case!

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Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:57 pm

Tell me...how do you plan to PROVE ANY OF THIS?!

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for starters, why would i want the judge to bolt himself to his chair?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:01 am

Baseless conjecture! Where's the proof that you didn't? Where's the proof anyone else does!?

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they did it, so that the judge wouldn't like me.

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:09 am

Who is this 'shape shifter' then? Surely this suspect of yours has a name!

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Duplidemon.

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:17 pm

Ha...! Then I've won! Duplidemon doesn't meet one of your own listed criteria!

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What is that?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:43 pm

Unless he's watching this trial, which is happening after the murder, he doesn't know of my inability to see red. He didn't know of it at the time of the murder! Ergo, I win!

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But did you not know, Duplidemon is constantly watching us. Unless this trial is the first time you admitted you can't see red on white, then your theory is wrong!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:11 pm

I've said I can't see red four times in my life. In this sentence, earlier in this trial, to you and RC fifteen years ago, and in a trial against Phoenix Tr-...Wright.

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