TUZL and Godot's rematch

Ultra Member Posts : 3684 Join date : 2008-06-01

The picture you have, was taken before the actual murder happened!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:44 pm

I feel Ignored.

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:46 pm

RC, ~~hush this is layer-talk~~, the police were just preserving the crime scene. They left after TUZL arrived.

TUZL...

OBJECTION!

The photo shows the dead body, blood stains, and a murder weapon!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:48 pm

IT COULD HAVE BEEN KETCHUP! MAYBE THE EMPEROR WAS EATING GREEN CRAB! The weapon could have been a knife to crack open the crab! The Blood, was again, ketchup!

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OBJECTION!

Still clueless? Have you ever heard of fake blood? Anybody can pour fake blood on a dagger and around a body. Also, in the picture, you only see the feet of someone! You cannot tell this is the emperor!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:49 pm

~~those are feet?~~

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:50 pm

OBJECTION!

The security guard who called the police took this photo, after the crime was reported!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:50 pm

I thought there WAS no security guards on duty?

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OBJECTION!

You heard RC, there were no security guards. HE was the one who called the police!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:51 pm

OBJECTION!

Darkling wrote:: So I went to alert Security.

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:53 pm

...Where I found there was no security, and called the police.

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:54 pm

*spittakes with coffee* PWWWWWWWWEPOSTEROUS!
This photo was given to be by a police officer, who told me it came from the security guard who called the police!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:56 pm

Have police lied before/done bad things?

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Wait a minute, Mr. Godot, I think you finally revealed the truth to me!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:57 pm

*visor smokes* 'Mr. Godot' That's not a good sign...

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:57 pm

*waits patiently*

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You revealed the identity of the real murderer! The security guard!

RC, why did you go to talk to the emperor? Was it because you received a letter from one of his security guards that said the emperor wanted to meet you?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:00 pm

...Yeah...

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:01 pm

OBJECTION!

That's a nice little theory, but that doesn't explain something!

How did the killer in RC's story move so fast!? RC couldn't tell us what it was!

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That letter was dropped at the crime scene! The security guard wanted you to meet the emperor so he could frame you!

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:02 pm

Yes, but we don't know what species the Security Guard is, now do we?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:53 pm

This is madness!

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Do you have evidence denying our claims?

Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:55 pm

Ah...there we go. Thanks for reminding me. *smirks*

There you're claims! Without proof they're true *pounds desk with a mug of coffee* It's all just baseless conjecture!

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May I remind you I found the letter to RC at the crime scene!

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