Temple of the Cult of the Golden Orb (Dana Carvey)

Cultist: Oh, well.
The cultist tosses the monkey head out the window.

The Monkey's body begins to move on its own.

The cultists gasp dramatically.

It goes back to squatting.

Cultist: This shan't do! BRING FORTH THE RUBY OF INFINITE!
Cultist 2: Infinite what?
Cultist: I'm not quite sure.
Cultist 2: Do we even have that?
Cultist: WHO CARES? BRING FORTH THAT RUBY!

The Headless Monkey brings the Ruby to a lemon that's on the floor.

The first Cultist grabs the ruby.
Cultist: AT LAST! I have the power of the Ruby of Infinite!
Cultist 2: What does it do?
Cultist: No idea whatsoever.

The Lemon mauls the cultist and takes the Ruby Back.

The lemon is slapped across the face and blah blah blah.

But the Lemon IS a lemon.

All the more reason for the cultists to strip it naked, put wax lips on it, have it straddle a chicken, strap a chimp to its back, and lower it into lukewarm chocolate pudding.

Though the lemon has no clothes.

OOC:


This is the lemon I'm talking about. >..>

OOC: I knew that from the start. Have you forgotten that the cultists are insane?

IC:

Lack of clothes didn't stop them from stripping the monkey.

The Lemon begins to rot.

No one cares. The head cultist holds the Ruby of Infinite to the sky and laughs evilly.

The Ruby of Infinity makes everyone around him stupid.

OOC: According to Karasz.

As they are members of the Cult, this really has no effect.

The Lemon begins to smell rather bad.

*The lemon grows arms, hands, and a face*
Lemon: I think I am the lemon.

The Lemon is already in the lukewarm chocolate pudding.

*The lukewarm chocolate pudding begins to heat up*

The power of the Ruby of Infinite makes the lukewarm chocolate pudding cool down to lukewarm temperature.

*The lukewarm chocolate pudding transforms into lukewarm vanilla pudding*

The magic of the Ruby of Infinite turns it back into lukewarm chocolate pudding.

*The headless monkey tips the pudding over*