Piñata Island (Viva Piñata)

Paulie: The coords show us that he's at Orre.

LWB: Orre? *Looks at Eelie.*

Eelie: Don't look at me!

Sam: Might as well just go over there and blast off.

LWB: Alright then, we'll go there and make sure he's alright.

Eelie: WHAT!?!?

LWB: We can't exactly let an innocent pinata stay stranded in area he's unfamiliar with, especially in the condition he's in.

Eelie: ... Fine, let's go.

LWB and Eelie enter the cannon.

*Sam, Max, Paulie, Franklin, and Hudson enters the Canonata.*

Hudson: This is your #1 Horstashio speaking preparing to blast off in 5..4..3..2..1!!

*BOOM!!!*

Hudson: VIVA PINATA!!!~~

*My characters flies out of the topic.*

Followed by Eelie and LWB.

Prof. Pester: *comes out of his hideout with his Ruffians* Time to go shopping, Pester Style! *blasts at various pinatas such as Sparrowmints, Bunnycombs, Moozipans, and even Macaroons.* BUWAHAHA-- What?

*The Ruffians are scared*

Prof. Pester: You're suppose to cheer, not fear. Hey! That rhymed!!

*The Primids are in front of Pester as some are taking the trophified pinatas to the Trophy Cargo.*

Prof. Pester: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Give them back you thieves!!

*Lifty and Shifty pops out of the hole with the Sourceress trophy. They spotted the Trophy Cargo.*

Lifty and Shifty: *blabbering at each other* ... Huh? *sees a sleeping Sparrowmint.* DE HE HE HE HE HE HE!!

*Lifty picks up the Sparrowmint and throws it at the driving Primid, knockign it out and crashed the cargo. The two throw the Sourceress trophy beside Langston.*

Lifty: *pushes Shifty away and takes the control.* Ho ho ho ho!

Shifty: Hmmph! >_> *gets on the cargo's rear and tells him to start driving."

*Professor Pester and his Ruffians heads to the cargo*

Prof. Pester: Give me that vehicle!! I will be needing that so I'll take all the pinatas on this island!!

*Lifty and Shifty leaves the topic with the cargo.*

Prof. Pester: Oh poo..

Ruffians: AWWWWWWW....

*Hank and Cynder sneak into the Topic lifting up the Sorceress trophy and heading out of the topic.*

OOC: The Sourceress is in the cargo. That can't happen.

*Langston appears in the topic, but hides because he spotted Professor Pester.*

Prof. Pester: Great. Now there's no pinata left on the island except Whirlms. And I hate Whirlms!

Langston: (No Pinatas? How will Pinata Central go on without Pinatas? I'm ruined!!)

Prof. Pester: And it's all because of those devious mutants from a pararrel universe! I hate them so much! They just want the pinatas for themselves!!! I need to hire an assassin, and tell him to bring the pinatas back to me! That way, I'LL BE GETTING THE CANDIES!!!

Langston: (Pester is such a nutjob.)

Prof. Pester: Ok, maybe an assassin would suck at things. But I have a devious idea! Steal the statued Pinatas back, and have their candy!

Ruffians: Duh hah ha ha ha ha ha!!

Prof. Pester: ONWARD! Our journal just begun!! *Leaves the topic with his Ruffians.*

Langston: Boy, with Pester and the Ruffians gone, Pinata Central is safe for now. But there is no pinatas everywhere. Not even a soul.

*Few Pinatas walks out of the secret passage. It was two Sparrowmints.*

Langston: Finally!! Survivors. Tell me what's going on here.

Sparrowmint A: Well, when we saw some aliens trying to turn most of the pinatas into... statues, we had to flee into this secret passage just in case if that happens.

Langston: Are there more? The children around the world can't have a party without a pinata.

Sparrowmint B: It's not just the aliens we have to worry about. Pollution came out of nowhere.

*There is a strange, yet a familiar facility. It was one of Conira's Black Apple Factories.*

Sparrowmint B: Most of the pinatas are victimized by eating one of these. *shows Langston the Black Apple.*

Langston: Eww...

Sparrowmint B: When one pinata is stupid enough to eat this, they turn them into merciless savages.

Langston: What??

Sparrowmint B: I'm serious.

Langston: Wait.. You mean Sours?

Sparrowmint B: Far worse than Sours.. Dark forms.

Langston: Excuse me??

Sparrowmint A: When a pinata eats the black apple, they turn into their dark form. They are like Sours, but their body is purple instead of red, and their eyes are red instead of green. You have to be careful not to eat them.

Langston: Those jerks! They can't get away with this. And if they shot the Dark Pinatas out of the Canonata, the result would be disasterous!! Pinatas are no longer needed!!

Sparrowmint A: Can you get somebody to help?

Langston: I will do what I can to save Pinata Island from pollution, and cruelty to tots around the world. *hops back to the boat and leaves the topic.*

Sparrowmint B: We're doomed.

*Conira is in his factory, which they're producing Black Apple flavored candies.*

Conira: Ha ha ha!! *turns on the TV, trying to call Dark* Dark, this is Conira. I'm re-opening the Black Apple Factory, only this time it's a little small, and yet, it's at the different location.

Dark: *On other end* Good. Good. Keep up the evil work.

Conira: You know, giving dark candies to children was the brilliant idea I have ever come up with. Imagine if they eat it right now, they will become your slaves, growing up to be nothing but terrorists.

*Meanwhile at Pinata Bay, which is part of Pinata Island, Mario arrives with his boat. Langston noticed Mario.*

Langston: Say, weren't you that red plumber who stomps monsters?

Mario: Hello! It's-a-me! Mario! Woohoo!

Langston: Aha!! My thoughts exactly! You're that red plumber from a popular video game!

Mario: Well, a friend of mine said there's a ruckus in the island where they shoot Pinatas at the kiddies' parties, no?

Langston: I'm afraid so. Pinata Central forbids any tainted Pinatas, such as Dark Pinatas and Sour Pinatas, from going to parties. The result would be catastrophic. Of course, if you can track the polluted smoke, you'll find the root of all problems.

Mario: Is there monsters around?

Langston: Monsters? The only monster you'll find is Pinatas, such as myself. Only attack the Sour Pinatas and Dark Pinatas. They're the bad guys here.

Mario: I see.. One more thing, are you aware of the Subspace Army?

Langston: No, why? What do they look like?

Mario: Black heads with grey outfits, and a symbol that represents the Subspace.

Langston: That's the ones that shot me, and turned me into some kind of statue! Well, what happened to the rest of the Pinatas?

Mario: Taken away, for they're trophies for the Shadow Bugs to duplicate dark ones with.

Langston: *moans* Oooh!! This is awful!!

*The Sour Dragonache arrives and enters Pester's Hideout. He drops Pester, the Ruffians, Metling, and Dekuling off.*

*Suddenly, The Dark Version of Blackarachnia arrives. But lucky, so did Artie on a boat next to Mario's. and also Arlene riding the boat that Artie is Driving.*

AGB: *@Mario* Hey Red, I know this isn't the right time for me to come here, but one of your next door neighbors is very conserned about her husband being chased by the Censorship Police.

Arlene: *@Mario* Paul has been outgeeked so much he threw a fit in front of a poor innocent goomba because of it; I'm talking about Swearing, Cussing, Cursing and picking threats. He's not evil or anything; he's just Bipolar. I was going to take Paul to Toad Town to see a therapist to have his problem solved, but when we got to Toad Town, We discovered the Angry Mob of the Censorship Police Officers; They're weilding Cufflaser Guns, Spiked Brass Knuckles And Slightly Nailed Baseball Bats. And they're protesting on my Husband for Swearing/Cussing/Cursing as a Kid's Character. They are Attackingly chasing him from Toad Town to Diamond City! We got to help them understand his disability!

Langston: I'm sorry to say that he doesn't have time. Pinata Island is at high risk of pollution!

Mario: Look, can't you take him to the doctor? *walks away*

*Several Sours such as Sour Shellybeans, Sour Mallowolves, and Sour Cocoadiles appear in the bushes*

*Artie jumps off and Follows Mario as Arlene drives Arties Boat out of the Topic*

Artie: Good luck, Mrs. Pauline's Mom!

*The Sour Pinatas maul Artie and Mario.*

Langston: SOUR PINATAS!! You two, do something!!

*Artie yanks the Sour Pinata off of him and crushes him into sour candy and throws Sour Candy in the Ocean. and Suddenly, Dark BlackArachnia walks Closer, Aiming the Dark Cannon at Mario.*

Dark BlackArachnia: *@Mario* Soyanara... Red and Blue Pasta PIG!!

*One of the Bonboons threw coconuts at Dark BlackArachnia. Mario stomps on the Sours, destroying them.*

Langston: That should teach them not to scare things.

*Mario runs towards to the path of Pester*

Langston: Wait! You're going to Professor Pester's?! O_O;;

Mario: I bet he's responsible for all this.

Dekuling: Once again; Now what?

Prof. Pester: Use the Sour Dragonache to attack the pinatas and steal their candy, what else?

*The four Ruffians babbles and warns him that Mario is coming to his direction.*

Prof. Pester: What?? *looks at the monitors and noticed Mario outside* CURSES! And I hate plumbers too. You realize that they didn't do well by not fixing the pipes that I ask them to?! I bet he wants to destroy my scheme as well. *to Dekuling* You! Take care of that plumber!

Dekuling takes jumps out a random window and pulls out a giant leaf. The floats down and lands in front of Mario.

Metling jumps out of the same window and lands next to Dekuling.