Piñata Island (Viva Piñata)

Dastardos starts whacking Fergy (and inadvertantly, Max) with his stick, breaking Fergy apart.

Fergy: You're too late.. AHH, AND I JUST ATE MY CANDY COATED LUNCH!! *sobs*

Sam: Well Max, we just made it here, but in an attempt to save a poor conditioned Pinata was sure was a terrible timing.

Fergy: I KNOW THAT!!!

Max: Should we kick that hitchiker out?

Sam: For hitting a poor Pinata? Can't think of a reason not to! *kicks Dastardos out of the DeSoto.*

Fergy: ...

Sam: What? No thanks?

Fergy: I'll thank if you if you just put me back together.

Sam: Oh, right. Max, will you do the honors?

*Max gobbles up Fergy and spits him out, making him normal, but is wet from Max's saliva.

Fergy: GROSS!!

Max: Thank you. *whips out his gun* NOW lets shoot the reaper. *shoots Dastardos.*

The bullet goes through Dastardos and hits a random Pinata.

*The Pinata was a Mousemellow.*

Sam: Well whaddya know! The bullet went through a Pinata Reaper.

Max: Damn ghostly characters. Let's use a silver bullet.

Sam: Sorry little buddy. I didn't carry them with me.

Max: Well, we're screwed.

LWB: You guys are so lucky that bullet didn't hit me.

Dastardos bashes open the DeSoto window, grabs Fergie, yanks him/her/it (I think it's a her), and continues the beating.

Fergy: I DON'T DESERVE THIS KIND OF ABUSE!!

Max: The reaper is armed and dangerous! DROP THE STICK, FREAKY! DROP IT!! *Mauls Dastardos*

*Fergy sneaks away with Sam.*

Fergy: I'm telling ya, he's not a good doctor. He's a bad quack.

Quackberry: ....*flips Fergy out.*

Sam: Anyway, we were sent by the Comissioner to stop aliens who attacked the island.

Fergy: Aliens?! You mean that black headed freak and a cloud thing?! They attacked me earlier, and attracted Dastardos!!

Sam: Max is taking care of that right now.

*Max is punching Dastardos senselessly.*

Fergy: Then you must be the international policemen!

Sam: Actually, we're Sam and Max: Freelance Police.

Fergy: Oh well, at least you're policemen anyway.

The punches go through Dastardos (seriously. Try whacking him with a regular shovel in Viva Pinata and you won't hit him), who floats after Fergy.

Sam: Great ghastly goblins with gloppin' grapes! He just won't quit!

Fergy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- *gets his motuh ducttaped by Sam.*

Sam: Seriously, that makes my ears bleed. *picks up Fergy and flees with Max.*

LWB: *Rolls head.* Craaaaap!

LWB and Eelie run after Sam, Max, and Fergy.

Dastardos floats after them.

Franklin: Hey Fergy! What's--

Fergy: NO TIME! I HAVE TO HIDE!

Franklin: From Langston?

Fergy: NO! WORSE! SEE FOR YOURSELF!!

Franklin: Who??

Dastardos catches up to Fergy and resumes beating her with his stick.

OOC: Fergy is a boy.

Franklin: WHOA!!

Paulie: Who the heck is that guy trying to attack Fergy?

Franklin: That's a Pinata Assault and Battery. We gotta stop him, Bro!

Paulie: He's causing alot of trouble!

*Paulie and Franklin chaes Dastardos.*

Franklin: HEY, FREAKY DUDE! LEAVE POOR FERGY ALONE!

OOC: Well, I've never seen the cartoon and Fergie can be used either way.

Dastardos ignores them and continues beating Fergie.

Sam: There's only one way to get the reaper off your back.

Fergy: What's that?

*Sam and Max takes Fergy to the Canonata*

Fergy: NOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

Max: AHH, SHUT UP!!

Sam: It's the only way to do it. If it didn't work, I'll eat my hat. *blasts Fergy out to the sky with the Canonata* Bon voyage!

Fergy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH----- *TING!; leaves the topic.*

*Sam and Max faces Dastardo.*

Max: Looks like you can't reap a Fudgehog when he's away from the island!

Dastardos floats to the (insert Mouse pinata's name here) shot earlier and starts beating it instead.

OOC: Mousemellow.

Paulie: *angry at Sam and Max* You idiots! Do you realize what you just did?!

Max: Blow a Pinata out of the island to avoid getting hit endlessly by a reaper, why?

Paulie: He hated parties, and now you have to fix this!!

Sam: Is this bad?

Paulie: He'll have a heart attack.

Sam: Yep, it's worse. Wonder where did the thing go to?

Paulie: Look at the destination map.

Random Chewnicorn: It's not quite endless. He just whacks you until you explode.
The Mousemellow eventually bursts from the constant pounding of Dastardos, who floats back to Professor Pester's lair.
Random Chewnicorn: Like that.

*Record scratch*

Paulie: *eye twitches* Was that a Chewnicorn?

Sam: It must be a figment of your imagination.

Paulie: Anyway... That's going to hurt badly.

*Meanwhile*

Prof. Pester: I have discovered a new way of capturing the Pinatas! *reveals a Dark Cannon.* BEHOLD!!

*THe Ruffians are poking it.*

Prof. Pester: Oh, and I suppose you want a demo, huh? *turns one of the Ruffians into a trophy.* This will turn any living things, including pinatas, into this! An excellent scheme to take their candies away!! Once I have succeeded the candy snatching, VICTORY IS MINE!! *laughs evilly.*

Franklin: Aw come on Paulie. It's just Fergy's first party. Maybe he'll like it!

Paulie: If he survives at least.

*A nearby telephone booth is ringing.*

Max: I GOT IT!! I *gets whacked away by Hudson as he picks it up.*

Hudson: Hudson speaking! Oh? Ok, sure. *to Sam* It's for you. I could've sworn it was one of my fans.

Sam: Thanks. *recieves* Yes? Uh huh? SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??!??!?! Ok. Understand!

Max: Was that the Comissioner? *frightened* Don't tell me he fired us!

Sam: Worse! Our office is sucked into an unknown place that no-one dared to enter!!

Max: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Paulie: Sucked into an unknown place that nobody dares to enter, right?

Sam: We gotta claim back our office. They just crossed the line, seriously!

Paulie: Looks like we're gonna have to come with you until we find Fergy.

Max: Oh..! You want to share experience with us?

Paulie: No! You blew him to a party, idiots!

Franklin: Relax, Bro! He's just having fun.

Paulie: ...Alright fine, so he is. But I'm still coming with you, and so does Franklin.

Franklin: What??

Paulie: And we need to find Hudson.

Hudson: You called? And you want me to come with you guys? I needed a relaxation anyway.

Max: Can I bet your assistant?

Hudson: No.

Max: *whips out a stick.* >:C

LWB and Eelie manage to catch up to Sam and Max.

LWB: *Pant, pant.* Jeez, *Pant.* you think *Pant.* you could've *Pant.* stopped *Pant.* for us?

Eelie: *Rolls eyes.* Dramatic much?

LWB: I'M NOT USED TO RUNNING SO MUCH!!! Where is that pinata?

Paulie: You mean Fergy? The dog and rabbity thing just blew him away.

LWB: Any idea where to?