Starlight Planet and Nebular Colosseum (Original)

Mario: MAMA OH HOW OWO WOWOW!! *flees and jumps into the arena*

Twinkle: What's this?! A red plumber?! Somebody get him out of here! It's too dangerous when the battle--

Kamek: So Mario! We meet again!!

Don Patch: *as Patches* Wha's wrong with you, you have no right to come here, that's not fair, let us have some fun, you brute!!

Mario: DUCK!! *jumps away from the Alfred Duo*

Bo-Bobo: *as a chicken* Ok! Quack!

*Meanwhile, Karasz appears as a Monty Mole*

*The Alfred Duo roll into the arena. Meanwhile, Darkrai appears outside the Arena.*

*Which the Alfred Duo squashed Jelly Jiggler*

Jelly Jiggler: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHH!!

Bo-Bobo: *grabs the Alfred Duo* HERE COMES THE POWERHOUSE! *spins and attacks Giga Bowser using the Alfred Duo* SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: FAT GUYS FIGHTS BACK!!

Giga Bowser: More Roast fatty more me! *Breathes fire at The Alfred Duo*

*They squash Giga Bowser and start sleeping. Darkrai slowly comes into the arena*

Karasz: Where's that-- *angry at Petey Piranha* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIECE?! Put it down or so help me I'm using my sword and stab you in the---

Wario: *kicks Karasz away* Beat it, mole!

*Meanwhile, Mario runs out of the arena. Meanwhile again*

Bo-Bobo: You wasted your firepower Giga Bowser! Now to finish you off! *glows and fighting stance* ULTRA FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!! *nose hair whips with massive amount of damage to Giga Bowser* It's too big to get slapped by the nose hair, but over 9,000 will do the trick!!

*The Alfred Duo start snoring and you can see the sound waves*

Giga Bowser: NOOO!!! *Returns to normal*

*Petey Piranha eats the Piece and Karasz turns into a Sammer Guy*

*Darkrai covers his ears due to the snoring. He starts rolling around in place*

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Gaoh are doing breakdancing together while wearing tutu clothes*

Karasz: Why you--!!!

Mario: Mama mia.. *accidently blast the Koopa Trooper at Karasz* O_O Uh oh!!

*Karasz has turned back to his human form as the crowd gasps*

Twinkle: Team Wiggin' is the winner! But the mole has turn into a human! Let's get it on screen!

*the big screen shows Karasz and Petey Piranha*

Wario: What?! Petey gets all the spot light?!

Karasz: O_O;

Wario: Who's that jerkwad with him?!

*UT jumps in front of the camera*

UT: HI MOM!

*The snoring continues. Darkrai rolls around furiously and starts screaming*

Darkrai: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! ANYONE!

Karasz: *sweats and smiles nervously* Eh.....hi?

Mario: I gotta get going! *leaves topic*

*Darkrai flees the topic, screaming*

*Karasz sits in the audience with Petey Piranha*

Karasz: I'm just glad I'm human again.

Wario: GRRRRRRRRR!! YOU STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT!!

*WHAAAM KABOOOM!!THE HOLY BOMB EXPLODES!*

Twinkle: Unbelievable, this event is making things more outragous than before. Now move on to our next match, Team Kirby vs. Team Light. Teams, enter the arena so we may begin shortly.

*The arena is ruined..Pretty much..Since the holy bomb did damage*

OOC:Didnt anyone notice the bomb?!

Twinkle: But first we need to make up the repairs.

*The Star Spirit people are repairing the arena and making it good as new.*

*Surok enters the colliseum*

Surok:Hey!Im searching for someone who can breathe fire

Surok:Can anyone here breathe fire into this bottle?

Surok:Come on!

Kamek: *points at Bowser* He can breathe fire.

Surok:Well.Will you breathe into this bottle for me?

Kamek: He can't move. He was defeated.

Surok:I can fix that

*Surok makes a small holy raincloud and puts it over bowser*

Surok:Alright..If this is some kinda tournament..I will kill him after he breathes in this bottle

Kamek: YOU WHAT?! *Blasts teh polygon blast on Surok away* You shall not finish Bowser off!! NEVER!