The Floating Island (Cave Story)

Quote uses his Shift gun to kill all the Hoodstormers and subsequent Black Lums.

OOC: You know, you really can't outgun someone with an uberpowerful laser.

Andre: AHH! That gun is too powerful!! Those idiots better get the Crystal Lum or else!!

Quote blasts Andre with a laser from the Shift.

Andre: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART!!

*The Hoodoo appear and cast a lightning bolt on Quote.*

The usual routine of laser causing pain and death to all nonregistered people it aims at ensues.

Meanwhile, Razorbeard and Reflux have sneaked off, looking for the crystal.

Voice from above: HUZZAH!
Balrog falls from the sky and lands on top of Razorbeard.

Reflux roars in Balrog's face.

Balrog: YOU need to get a breath mint! And both of you need to stop hurting the Mimigas!

Razorbeard: BAH! We'll leave once we get what we came for!

Balrog: If you were attacking Mimigas to get it, it can't be good! So I'm going to stop you! HUZZAH!
Balrog leaps at Reflux, tackling him to the ground.

Reflux starts clawing at Balrog's eyes.

Balrog shoots missles out of his mouth at Reflux's face. All of them explode.

Razorbeard hits Balrog from behind with a cannonball.

Balrog shoots more missles, which curve around to hit Razorbeard.

Reflux sends out a shockwave that hits Balrog.

Balrog flies into the air to avoid further shockwaves.

Razorbeard and Reflux run off.

*Andre heads to Reflux and Razorbeard. He shouts angirly at Balrog*

Andre: Do that again and I will rip off your arms and shove them down your throat!!!

This is met with confused silence, as Andre couldn't have seen anything Balrog had done, he didn't specify what Balrog shouldn't do again, and not only does Balrog not have real arms, but no real throat either. Plus I doubt Andre can actually do what he bluffs about. Balrog flies after Razorbeard and Reflux, shooting missles at them.

Balrog flies down and grabs the Lum Emerald that Karasz said was in front of Razorbeard. Unless it was already taken.

Andre: NO!! HE MUSTN'T TAKE THE LUM EMERALD!! HOODOO!!

*Hoodoo appears and cast Dark Thunderbolt on Balrog.*

Balrog flies back into the air with the Lum Emerald and shoots missles at the Hoodoo.

*Hoodoo uses his protected barrier to protect himself.*

But if anyone bothered to play Rayman 3, they'd know that Hoodoos cannot make barriers to protect themselves, only other Hoodlums.