The Floating Island (Cave Story)

*Hoodoo teleported to a different, yet a higher location.*

*The Hoodbooms threw grenades at Balrog as Hoodoo uses the force fields on the Hoodbooms.*

The grenades all miss Balrog thanks to the wonder of gravity and the fact that Balrog's flying. Balrog shoots more missles at the Hoodoo.

*Hoodoo is defeated.*

Andre: I'm getting sick of that talking TV! He's a ripoff of Evil Edna!

Balrog: I don't even know who that is!

Andre: Nevermind the ol' hag, just give us the Lum Crystal or else!

Balrog: Or else what? You don't seem to be effective at doing anything.

Andre: Shut yer trap, box boy!

*The Elite Hoodstormers flies in and blast Balrog away with their blasters.*

OOC: Care to be Master Hand, Alex?

OOC: Eeenie meanie miney no. What would I do with him, anyway?

IC:

Balrog flies back up into the air and blasts the Elite Hoodstormers with missles.

OOC: Whatever you want.

*The Elite Hoodstormers take damage. They keep firing their missiles at Balrog.*

OOC: Exactly, and that's why I'm not taking him.

IC:

Balrog dodges the missles and fires some of his own at the Elite Hoodstormers.

*The Elite Hoodstormers explode. One Hoodblaster swipe the Lum Crystal away. It was all just a distraction.*

Andre: You just caught off guard, Loser!

Since Hoodblasters cannot fly, this is impossible.
Balrog: No I wasn't! And my name is Balrog, not Loser!

Andre: HA HA HA!! AND YOUR MOTHERE WAS A DEFECTED TOASTER!

Balrog: Your taunts would be more effective if they meant anything!

Andre: Oh shut up and fight!!

*Hoodstormers shoot their blasters at Balrog again.*

Balrog kills them all with missles.

Andre: Razorbeard, Reflux, do something!!

Razorbeard hops onto his levitating chair, flies up to Balrog, and grabs the Lum Crystal. He and Reflux then fly/run off.

Balrog flies after them.

Andre: HOODLUMS!! STALL HIM!! *Flies away*

*The Hoodlocks threw their steel balls at Balrog.*

The wonder known as gravity causes the steel balls to fly beneath Balrog.

Andre: YOU ARE SO USELESS, HOODLOCKS!!

Hoodlock: Hey, screw you, buddy! We can just get another job!

Andre: That's it! You're fired!!

Hoodlocks: Fine.
The Hoodlocks walk off.
Hoodlock 1: So... what do we do now?
Hoodlock 2: I hear baking's nice.