Crandilly Manor (Catscratch)

*Flowerluna jumps and dodges it! ...Again!*

*The soap monster explodes, sending soap everywhere*

*Flowerluna is now covered with soap.*

Flowerluna: Shay...

*Flowerluna leaves the topic*

Mr. Blik: WAFFLE! GET THAT SOAP MONSTER OUT!!

Monster Gordon: BLAHBLAHBLAH!!

Mr. Blik: DROP THE BROCCOLLI, GORDON!

*The soap monster already exploded, so he no longer is in the mansion*

*Monster Gordon drops the broccolli, becoming normal.*

Gordon: Boy I'm glad that's over.

*The Chumpy Chumps came into the topic and bangs on the manor's door. Mr. Blik opens and he shows his disgust towards them.*

Mr. Blik: Oh great.. YOU THREE!

Waffle: MEANIES!!

Gordon: What do you Chumpy Chumps want?!

Tad: Join us for... uh.. tea!

Gordon: Tea?! Huh.. If it's some sort of trick..

Mr. Blik: HA HA HA HA HA HA!! You have shown your girly side, huh?! Well, I'll just "play" along!! *joins the Chumpy Chumps with Waffle.*

Gordon: If you need me, I'll be in my room reading the Scottish History. *walks away*

Mr. Blik: So? Where's the tea?

Waffle: I like cranberry!!

Tad: Wait till our new friends come. HEY, DOCS!! BRING IN THE TEA!!

OOC: That's your cue, Alex.

No Mad Doctors followed the Chumpy Chumps.

Tad: Oh well! *Knocks Mr. Blik and Waffle out and drags them out of the topic with Lunk and Brick.*

Hovis: ...*walks over to Gordon* Gordon, your brothers are taken away by the Chumpy Chumps.

Gordon: I know. They offer--

Hovis: They knocked them out.

Gordon: Aww, now why did they do that for?

Hovis: Follow them to find out.

Gordon: Aye. *leaves the topic.*

*Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik arrived.. Unfortunately, Gordon noticed that his brothers are still infected with the Grimace Gas.*

Gordon: AYE! Boys, calm down!!

Mr. Blik: *pulls out a dozuki* You will regret for banishing me from my own family!!

Waffle: Double Cheater!!

Mr. Blik: YOU ALMOST COST ME MY OWN HEART, LUNGS, AND KIDNEY! Now you'll regret it--

Gordon: Ok Blik.. If this is what you're trying to do to me, go ahead. I rather get the gas from a creepy fellow.

*Mr. Blik prepares to stab, but... he stopped. He has memories of Gordon and Waffle in the past. He bawls uncontrollably.*

Mr. Blik: I can't do it!! Gordon, you're my true brother!!

Waffle: *sobs* He is also my true brother!!

Mr. Blik: What was I thinking!? Sure I would beat you up for messing things up, but killing you is WRONG.

Gordon: Oh my brothers, you really controlled the gas just to save my life?

Mr. Blik: Who needs Grimace anyway? He never had root beers and video games in the first place.

Waffle: And he has no respect towards newts.

Gordon: Then it's settled. We are brothers once again!!.. But what about the Grimace Gas? You'll go insane again later on.

Mr. Blik: Slap us many times you want in case that happens. If it keeps up, just put us with sleeping gas already.

A Voice from above: Or better yet, I'll put an end to you now!

Mr. Blik: Who said that?

Waffle: KILLER WITCH!!

Gordon: RUN!!

*The cats ran inside the manor and barricades the door from the inside.*

Mr. Blik: *sobs* I'm finished!! My life is going to end by that annoying.. *sobs hysterically.*

Gordon: That witch can never harm you when I'm around.

Mr. Blik: Are you crazy?! She'll tear you apart!

Gordon: But she doesn't know that I have courage in me.

"Granny" Hagitha: *behind Gordon* Oh do you now? Ee he he he...

Meanwhile outside...

A Voice from above: Aww... where'd they go? *leaves*

Gordon: *breaks out of the manor* Fowl witch! You shall never harm my brothers!!! Show yourself!!

"Granny" Hagitha: I'm right behind you, you numbskull! Ee he he he he, I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Gordon: *turns towards Hagitha* In the name of the Highland Quid Clan, FEEL MY STING!! *jumps and dive kicks Hagitha.*

Because of her immense size, and the fact that Gordon is but a tiny cat, this acchieves nothing.

"Granny" Hagitha: *sets Gordon on fire* I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

*Hovis douse the flaming Gordon with a bucket of water.*

Hovis: Next time, stop...drop...and roll.

Gordon: Great Gopher, with that kind of size, we'll never beat her.. Unless we can come up with a plan.

Waffle: I know! Why don't we use a shrink ray and shrink her into a tiny mouse?

Instead, Hagitha uses her magic to shrink the three cats (and Hovis) down to the size of tiny mice.

"Granny" Hagitha: *grabbing a mallet* Ee he he he he he, I WIN!

Cats: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *Runs into the mouse hole with Hovis.*

Mr. Blik: None of this would've happened if the Chumpy Chumps set us up!! Now we're doomed for sure!!

Waffle: Oh! Pipe!

Mr. Blik: What pipe?

Waffle: Our ticket to get out of here.

Hovis: It's probably for the best that we must evacuate... And get ourselves back to normal.

Mr. Blik: Hovis! You go first.

Hovis: *sighs and enters the pipe, which leads outside the house.* Ok.. We're out.

*The cats does the same.*

Waffle: We're free!

Gordon: But it would take days to run away from the witch!

Mr. Blik: Shut up and start running!!!

*The cats and Hovis does so.*

The witch magically appears in front of them with the mallet.

Waffle: Wow. She is defying the laws of physics pretty well.

Hovis: *spotted a gopher hole* Hole.

*The cats and Hovis entered the gopher hole for safety.*

Hagitha then sends a plume of fire down the gopher hole.

*The cat and Hovis jumps out of the hole.*

Mr. Blik: THAT'S IT!! I can't take it anymore!! I'm going back to Grimace's!

Gordon: It ain't worth it, brothers!! She'll keep torturing us until we're taken back to Grimace.

Waffle: No fair!!

Hovis: Hmph. Count me out. *walks out of the topic.*

Hagitha sends down a storm of fireballs before flying out of the topic.