Smithy's Factory (Super Mario RPG)

Smithy uses the the Rule-Free Wand to turn Wario's beard into snakes that start attacking Wario, Bart, and Bender.

Bart: Ow!!!

Wario: Wario's gonna crush you!! *Lunges on Smithy and grabs the Rule-Free Wand* I possess the wand now!! *Zaps on Smithy's beard, destroying it.*

Smithy twitches and changes to his tank head. He then starts firing everywhere.

Bart: Whoa!! That's what I call "zero tolerance."

Bender: *gets damaged* DAH!! OOF!! THAT'S SMARTS!! EEEK!!

Wario: *Uses his Rule-Free Wand to transform into Metal Wario* Who says you can't break the laws a physics? *Jumps and ground pounds Smithy*

Smithy pours a bucket of water onto Metal Wario, causing him to start rusting.

Wario: GRRRRRR!!

Bender: Good thing I'm made of chrome!! In you face, beardy!! *Picks up Smithy and throws him away*

Smithy comes back and blasts Bender.

Bender: Your mother was a toaster! *Slaps Smithy's face*

Smithy: Your's was a battery tester.
Smithy whacks Bender with his hammer.

Bender: *Bends the hammer* Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Wario: WARIO--*Crushes Smithy's chest with his fist* PUNCH!!

An army of Ninjas swarm Wario and Bender as Smithy's head turns back to normal.

Bart: Hey, geeks-in-ninja's clothing!! *as Bartman and uses karate attacks on the Ninjas, defeating them.*

Bender: *cracks knuckles* Prepare to meet my fist, Santa Claus!! *Punches Smithy's head, really hard*

Smithy turns into his Magic Head and has meteors come down on Bender.

Bender: DAAAOWWW!! RIGHT IN THE ANTENNA!!

Wario: *Transforms into Stone Wario using his Rule-Free WAnd* Rock n' roll!! *Rolls on Smithy*

Bart: Oh jeez, that has to be the lamest pun ever.

Smithy has arrows come down on Stone Wario.

*The arrows have no effect on Stone Wario. He smashes Smithy with his fist*

Smithy whacks Stone Wario with his hammer, causing him to start cracking.

*Wario burst out of his stone form.*

Bender: *Double punches Smithy* Who says I'm obsolete?!

Smithy turns back to his tank head and blasts Bender.
Smithy: Me.

*Bender ducks his head in to avoid the Bullet Bill, which came from Smithy*

Bender: Miss me, loser! Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Smithy then collapses.

*A Pounder appear and acts as a boxing referree*

Pounder: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!!--

OOC: When the boxing referree counts all the way to 10, he knocked out is the loser.

Smithy wakes up and throws the Pounder at Bender.

*Bender gets hit*

Bender: Oh great! You dent my ass! You're in a world of hurt now!!

Wario: Let Wario handle this! *kicks and punches Smithy* Wah ha ha ha ha!

Smithy starts to wobble, dizzy.