Smithy's Factory (Super Mario RPG)

Smithy: With this wand, I am basically a god!
Smithy laughs maniacally and starts using the wand to make enormous robots and weapons.

Shyster: O_O Holy smokes. She's out of his mind.

Smithy vaporizes the Shyster for calling him a "she".

Drill Bit: What's your first strike, sir?

Smithy: I...really don't know.

*Wario breaks out of the ice and slams Smithy*

Wario: I'm not done with you yet, bub!!

Smithy fires a hypnotizing spell at Wario.

*Wario falls asleep*

Smithy: You will follow my every command...

*Wario is still snoring.*

Smithy:...Forget it.
Ninjas throw Wario into a cell.

Wario: Oh MAMA MIA!! When I get out of here, you are in a world of hurt by now!!

*Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda appear in the Factory*

Timmy: Okay, look for a fat, sweaty, stubby legged guy.

*Meanwhile, Wario is attempt to use a spoon to dig his way out of here*

*Wario digs out of his cell.*

The tunnel leads into another cell.

*Bart teleported in the cell where Wario is after being attacked by Kamek.*

Bart: Hey, what gives?! He sent me to this dump!!!

Wario: WHAT?! ANOTHER CELL!! GRRRRR!! *Bashes the cell* I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

???: Hey jerkass! Cut that crap down!!

*On another cell besides Wario was Bender.*

Wario: How can I be victorious if I'm stuck in this cell?! *to Bart* And what are you doing here?! Stealing Wario's spotlight?!

Bart: Don't have a cow man.

Bender: I was thrown here because they think I'm obsolete!! I mean I came for the Robot's Bar for God's Sake!

Meanwhile, some machines start building an Airship of some sort.

Wario: Just who on Earth are you supposed to be, Tin Man?!

Bender: Mah name's Bender!! And I can bend things.

Wario: Bet you can't bend garlic! Nyeh hah ha ha ha ha!!

Bender: Hey! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Ninja: QUIET IN THERE! YOU'LL ALL BE PUT TO USE SOON ENOUGH!

Bart: Bender eh..? Why not bend those bars to get out? You said you "bend" things.

Bender: Alright, I can see what's up with that. *bends the bars open and gets himself out. He frees Bart and Wario*

Bart: Nice bendin' man.

Wario: WAH HA HA HA!! Now it's-a-time to beat Smithy to a pulp!! Join me, and we'll go on a greedy adventure!!

Bender: OH YEAH! I'm in! *evil snickering*

Smithy is behind Bender.

Wario: *faces Smithy* Gimmie the wand or I'll rip your beard off!!

Smithy: I have a better idea...how about you grow one?
Smithy fires a spell at Wario and he starts growing a beard. However, the beard keeps growing and starts smothering Wario.

Bender: And you just gave a robot a bad name!! *Punches Smithy*

Wario: GET ME A RAZOR!!

Bart: ..I have a better idea. *throws Wario at Smithy, damaging him.*