Hyrule Castle (Legend of Zelda)

Link: Man, I wish something completely random would happen and we would be inserted into a Plot.

Something shoots Link from behind, turning him into a trophy.

Zelda: LINK!
Zelda runs up to the Link trophy.

A Dark Cannon Blast narrowly misses her.

Zelda looks behind the Link trophy.

Doopliss is standing there, somehow having a Dark Cannon.

Zelda: What the...? Who are you? And why did you turn Link into a trophy?

Doopliss: I'm not from these parts, Doll Face! And I can't tell you who I am.

Doopliss aims the Dark Cannon at Zelda and fires.

Zelda runs out of the way.

Doopliss fires another blast.

Zelda is hit and turned into a trophy.

Doopliss: That was easy.

Doopliss reaches for the two trophies, then is hit by another Dark Cannon Blast. Someone taps Link's and Zelda's stands, then disappears.

Zelda gets up.
Zelda:...What just happened?

Link looks at Doopliss' trophy and raises his eyebrow.

Link: I don't know, but we got that weird-o's trophy...

Zelda: But who turned him into a trophy? And turned us back to normal?

Link: And for what purpose?

Zelda looks around for any sort of clue.

There is footprints.

Zelda starts following the footprints.

As goes Link. Suddenly, a loud crack is heard, followed by the sound of a statue being broken, followed by a very loud Screech much like a bird's.

Zelda runs towards where all of the sounds came from.

A Statue is laying on top of a creature. It cannot be seen from this angle.

Link catches up to Zelda.

Link: What happened?

Zelda: A statue fell on some sort of creature...
Zelda walks closer to the statue and creature.

A Rather large Bird's head and wings can be seen, but not much else.

Zelda turns to Link.
Zelda: We have to get this statue off of it!

Link walks over the statue and tries to push it, but it is wayyyy to big. It doesn't budge.