Smash Town (Animal Crossing)

Arcon:*Sniffs Toniyo plush* Mom.Toy has a hidden candy stash if you rip the head off.

Alice:Oh really?I could use some candy now.Lets see...*Scans The plush*

*There is body organs in Toniyo Plush Toy*

Crunch: Wow, Arcon is pretty good with his first sentence. Did you hear that Alice? *picks up Arcon*

Alice:You gotta be kidding.He has been talking for a long time...Anyways..No candy here.Dont lie.*Sews the plushie head back*

Arcon:Mommy.Father is the plush

Alice:Say what?

Arcon:Plushie is Toniyo

Alice:Right.Im going to see...
*Scans plushie for a burn mark*

Youre right..It is Toniyo.

I can see that because i remember Simon putting a Stay burn mark on Toniyo. He does that to everyone.Except for me.

Toniyo Plush Toy: That's what I was trying to tell you!

Alice:Weeeeeeell excuuuuuuuseeee meee!

Arcon:Dont be meany mom.

Toniyo Plush Toy: You didn't bother to save me from Dark! It's technically your fault!

Crunch: Now Toniyo, let's not get hasty--

Toniyo Plush Toy: Stay out of this!!

Crunch: ;_;

Alice:I have a reason..

1.I was pregnant

And

2.I was temporarily dead!

Arcon:No fight....Dont fight please.*Arcon sheds a tear*

Toniyo Plush Toy: Well maybe you should've at least pick me up and get back here!! >:C Instead you were too lazy to do anything with your diapers on!!

Crunch: O_O; Toniyo, calm down!!

Toniyo Plush Toy: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN MY WIFE IS A PACIFIST?!

Alice:Ok thats it.I didnt want to do this but *Shows papers of Divorce to the Plush*

You dont want me and i dont want you.*Slits a small hole In the plush with a knife*

Youre a meany

Arcon:Meh.*Walks back to his crib and sleeps for a while*

Crunch: DAHH!! O_O *sews it back in* DIVORCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!! Maybe we can work things out.

Toniyo Plush Toy: u_u; Who cares.. There's no hope for Karasz and Toad Town.. Not when evil things are running amok. *squirms away* I let Toad Town down, even my brother. I bet Plantium obliterated my friends.. But Alice pulls me away from the action.

Crunch: ...Poor guy..

Alice:Its your fault for getting in so much trouble. And for thinking that im helpless!I said you COULD help me i didnt say you NEEDED to!But it seems that you thought i was a helpless Puppet.

Crunch: BOTH OF YOU! ENOUGH!! *slaps both Toniyo and Alice* Fighting won't solve anything!! *rips the divorce form apart* YOU BOTH ARE NOT GOING TO DIVORCE!! And you're scaring poor Arcon! First we get the baby out of Alice by taking her to the hopsital. Then we can discuss about her combat comeback.

Alice:Whatever.*Grabs Toniyo plush and squeezes him until the Ice wand falls out of his pocket she then grabs the wand*

I'll take that

Crunch: Oh yeah, you are going to need the Ice Wand to fight monsters. Toniyo, we're gonna get you back to normal, get Alice the new baby out, and maybe you and Alice can kiss and make up, which is apology of course, and call it a day.

Alice:But im already tired..Cant we call it a..Ungh!Urgh.....I dont feel well..I think the Baby is about to.Urrrgh...AHhh...Ungh...*Vomits all over Crunch*I need a hospital...

Crunch: Gross... *takes Alice out of the topic*

*Kremlouie, Gumble, and Hazel-Naut arrives*

Kremlouie: AHH! TONIYO IS A TOY! THIS IS EVEN WORSE!!!

Gumble: Hey cute baby.

Hazel-Naut: Guys, think of something to get him back to normal!!

Gumble: Ask baby.

Hazel-Naut: That's not going to work.

Arcon:Will you be quiet im trying to sleep!*Goes back to sleep*

Hazel-Naut: What did he say to me?!

Toniyo: GUYS!!

Gumble: Sorry. *gets out a magic book* Ok. Turn plush toy into living being. Who got magic fish? Oh. Me. *whips out magic fish*

Arcon:I said SHUT UP!!*Smashes a hammer into the ground that causes a lot of rocks to fall down on the others*

Kremlouie: Oh that does it! *walks to Arcon, takes him out of the crib, and spanks his butt* NO! NO! NO! BAD! BAD! BAD!

*Gumble used magic powers to turn Toniyo to normal*

Toniyo: ^_^ Thanks guys..

Gumble: He he he. But Kremlouie hurt baby.

Toniyo: He did what?!!! *runs to Kremlouie and punches him; takes Arcon to his crib* Kremlouie, I didn't give you the right to spank the kid.

Kremlouie: But he bouldered us!!

Toniyo: ....Well, I guess a good scolding would make him learn his lesson.

Kremlouie: Yeah, what a jerk.

Toniyo: Stop it.

Arcon:YOU GAVE ME THE OWIES!!*Arcon starts Hovering in the air and lighting strikes on Kremlouie*

There you go*Hovers back into Crib and goes back to sleep*

Toniyo: *eye twitches* O.o; Holy... My son? The young mage?! Ooooh... *faints*

*Arcon still asleep*

*Crunch arrives in the topic*

Crunch: Toniyo! You're back to normal! How?

Gumble: Me.

Crunch: Gumble, you are excellent. Toniyo, *whips out a vial with a virus in it* I have a foolproof plan. When Plantium drinks this vial with the virus in it, Izzy will come over there, and strike him. Fool proof.

Toniyo: Great idea!! But you need to wear a disguise first..

Crunch: Oh right. *wears the Metal Koopa suit and leave stopic*

*Alice enters topic Carrying Amy*

Alice:Uh.Did i hear that foolproof plan?Well..The vial makes Plantium Search up Izzy and its a perfect plan.
Look Honey.This is our child.