Smash Town (Animal Crossing)

Cochay: Oh yeah...Let me just...Oh right..Were going to need some heavy weapons for this..

Mr. Nalo:Consider that done*Picks up walkie talkie* Yo!Master!We got the position!Drop crates!

Dynalo:Excellent

Alice:Yaaawn!Its too early to wake up...But my diaper is wet...*Alice goes and changes diaper then goes back to sleep*

Crunch: Good luck boys. But if it doesn't work, I'll eat my helmet and Arcon's cookies.... *sniff* I love those cookies man..

Cochay:Of course..Dont you know?We are the most skilled

So where is This monster thingy?

Mr.Nalo:Watch out!!*Crash right into Mr.Nalo*

Dynalo:Hey look!A freeze ray!*Picks up the freeze ray and some other minor goodies*

Cochay:Yay!Weapons of mass destruction!*Picks up an Atomic bomb caller.An ultra dangerous weapon that calls and atomic bomb.Always destroyes half a location*
Ah..This one is dangerous..I'll save that for later*Picks up other goodies*

Crunch: I'll be back, I gotta get more cookies. *enters Alice's house and steal some cookies from Arcon's cookie jar*

*But a monster from the cookie jar appears and eats Crunch's hand*

Cookie guardian:You dare eat my masters cookies?Then i shall eat you!


*Outside Cochay Mr.Nalo and Dynalo leaves topic*

Crunch: BRING IT ON, HAND EATTER! CRUNCH SMACKDOWN!! *crushes the cookie jar*

*The cookie guardian shoves his hand down Crunchs Mouth and goes way into the inside belly and grabs all the cookies in his belly then shoves them up and cleans them and then creates a new cookie jar and then he puts the cookies back, He then eats One of Crunch's lungs*

Cookie guardian:How does that feel?

Crunch: I hate you. *knocked out* I'm one lung less, and it's your fault! Give me back my lung!!

Cookie guardian:Sorry i already Digested them.

Arcon:Urgh...Cookies.*Walks down into the kitchen*

Hello mr Cookie guardian

Cookie guardian:Hello master*Throws a cookie to Arcon*

Arcon:Goodbye mr Cookie guardian*Walks back to bed and goes to sleep*

Crunch: Meh, I'll be back. *leave and returns the topic with a new lung* HAH! *kicks the cookie jar away and goes to Alice* Look lazy girl, I'm getting tired of you slouching like you don't care. Either you get up or I'll make your crazy brother torture you.

OOC: Didn't think you'd be back in less than a week.

IC:

*Jack, Abbra, and Jill continue drinking their coffee. Key gains a halo and 3-D Glasses.*

Alice:Ungh.Hello mr tortilla man*Starts chewing on Crunch* Yumm..Good tortillas..Yumm

Crunch: OUCH!! I am not a mexican-- *sees Alice pregnant* What-- Nevermind, I don't want to know. I think you gotta get that baby out of you. You don't want to end up like the character from Family Guy, right?

Alice:Yes..Yummy...I like burgers.And chips..And fish.And soup.And bla bla bla bla bla bla.
*Does that Neck twist on Crunch and then pushes him away...Owch...Neck twist.*

Crunch: OW!! *bonks Alice* Knock it off, you dolt!!

Alice:Yumm..Hungry..*Alice goes up Sleepwalking she then goes down into the kitchen and takes a knife.She then goes back up to Crunch and points it at him whilst walking slowly towards him*Dinner!

Cookie guardian:Do i get paid for this?

Arcon:No*Apparently Arcon has super hearing skills and so does Cookie guardian since they communicate from 2 floors away*

Crunch: Oh shazbot!! *girly screams and flees*

Alice:Yumm...Roast beef with potatoes*Slowly walks after Crunch pointing the knife at him*

Crunch: I think you're out of your mind!! For the love of god, what happen to the old Alice we know?! I thought you were nice, caring, and peaceful. But now you're stubborn as a mule! It's times like this I wish you knock out this sleepwalking getup, and get serious.

Alice:Sooo...Hungry...*Walks down the stairs but Accidentally falls down and she fell down to the 1st floor from the 3rd floor*

Ow..That hurt..*Shakes head and wakes up*Why am i holding a knife?God..I feel so hungry...And...Wait a minute...WHAT THE HELL?!IM PREGNANT!!.But how?!Oh right..I remember stupid Dr izzy glow did stuff...Better go up and get Arcon*Goes up wakes Arcon up and then carries Arcon down to the kitchen*

Crunch: Who is Izzy?... Oh must be that Megaman character I think of, but whatever. Time for the Crunch-Man to whip you some food. I mean, you haven't been eating in days. *cooks up a 5 course meal* Behold! My cruisine of joy-- *A Toniyo plushie flew in the house* Hey, what's that thing doing here?

Alice:They started making toys of my Husband?Well whatever...

Arcon:Hungrey....*Eats the whole 5 course meal*

Alice:Good for you.You shouldnt be starving..*Takes out some kind of Warrior food pill from a pocket and eats that which restores her strenght*

Crunch: Yeah, what's up with that?

Toniyo Plush Toy: HELP!

Crunch: O_O;;

Toniyo Plush Toy: Alice, how could let Dark turn me into this?! This is all your fault!

Crunch: The toys talks? How many phrases can he do?

Toniyo Plush Toy: MILLIONS!

Crunch: O_O Millions?! What?! That's impossible! How could it reach into a million phrases?! Unless....

Alice:Hello talking Husband toy.*Picks up the toy*
Blame me for what you say?!*Picks out a knife and holds it up against the toys* I dont let random toys mock me.

Arcon:Father?

Toniyo Plush Toy: Yes! It's me Arcon! Dark turned me into a doll.. Luckily Billiards came to bail me out just in time.. You gotta get me back to normal! I can't get slobbered by a bunch of dumb infants.. No offense Arcon.

Crunch: *takes the knife away from Alice* Give me that! That's my friend's brother you're stabbing at.