New York City, New York (Real Life)

Giant bees with laser guns throw eggplants at the SWAT soldiers. The eggplants explode, knocking the SWAT soldiers to the ground.

Brown bears riding on pteradactyls mounted with rocket launchers fly down and start blasting the bees.

The brown bears riding on pteradactyls mounted with rocket launchers fall under Mr. Green's control and blast the civilians.

OOC: Powers of defying sanity let Mr. Green control unregistered things that defy sanity.

OOC: O RLY!? *Runs off to register Brown Pteradactyl squadron.* ... PSYCHE!!!

The random creatures attack the civilians some more as Mr. Green laughs insanely.

The Noid enters the topic.

The random creatures keep attacking.

The Noid menacingly approaches the creatures.

One of the firemen jumps on the Noid.

The Noid rips out the fireman's eyes.

Mr. Green sees the Noid, pulls out several pizzas, and tosses them onto civilians.

The Noid leaps onto the civillains and mauls them, as well as the pizzas.

Mr. Green laughs evilly.

The Noid finishes mauling the people and pizza and turns to Mr. Green.

Mr. Green continues laughing evilly.

The Noid laughs evilly as well.

Mr. Green abruptly stops laughing.

The Noid stops laughing as well and lunges at Mr. Green.

A guy smoking a pipe with a stove on his head runs in front of Mr. Green to take the blow for him.

The Noid throws the guy at Mr. Green.

Mr. Green bashes the guy with an oversized noodle. The guy explodes in a puff of confetti.

The Noid pulls out a pair of pliers and grabs Mr. Green's ears with them.

Mr. Green throws black pepper in the Noid's face.

The Noid pulls on Mr. Green's ears.

This somehow causes Mr. Green to belch acid.