New York City, New York (Real Life)

The Noid's tongue suddenly stretches and wraps around Mr. Green's throat.

The acid starts melting the Noid's tounge.

The tongue somehow beats up the acid.

Mr. Green removes his head, walks away from the Noid, and reattaches it.

The Noid tackles Mr. Green.

Mr. Green kicks the Noid off and pulls out what appears to be a Pizza Crusher with a large, Noid-shaped crushing base. He laughs maniacally and uses it like a pogo stick to try and crush the Noid.

The Noid runs out of the way.

Mr. Green continues trying to crush the Noid with his Noid Crusher.

The Noid pulls out what appears to be a nuclear missile and throws it at Mr. Green.

Mr. Green throws a pie filled eggs filled with smaller eggs filled with ketchup at the nuclear missle.

The "nuclear missile" explodes...but turns out to be a "dough missile, covering the entire city in pizza dough.

Mr. Green stops trying to crush the Noid and greedily eats the pizza dough.

The Noid starts eating the pizza dough as well.

Mr. Green, baffled by the fact that the Noid is eating the thing that makes the things he makes it his goal to destroy... eats more ravenously.

OOC: He ate it in Yo! Noid!

IC:

The Noid suddenly pulls out a flamethrower and sets Mr. Green aflame.

Mr. Green starts shivering.

The flames start spreading onto the pizza dough.

This naturally sets the Noid and almost everything else on fire. A lightning bolt then hits Mr. Green, which logically makes him soaking wet. For some reason, he doesn't catch on fire again, but runs out of the topic as if he is, screaming gibberish.

The Noid somehow devours all of the flames, then spits them into outer space. His "PIZZA DESTROYING SENSES" then activate and he runs out of the topic as well.

Spider-Man suddenly appears in the topic, webslinging, as any remains of the dough vanish.

Meanwhile, Mary Jane appears in her apartment, Norman and Harry Osborn appear in the their mansion, May Parker appears in her house, and Venom, Hobgoblin, Shocker, Spot, Chameleon, and Jack O'Lantern appear in different parts of the city.

Toxin also appears, swinging around.

Aya sighs and realizes that it isn't Alex's fault, blah blah blah, yadda yadda, you get the point. She gets up, jumps into a M.I.S.T. unit car, drives out of the base and topic.

Toxin webslings past Spider-Man, not even noticing.

Spider-Man notices Toxin, but he doesn't do anything.