Gotham City (Batman)

As expected, generic thugs are in the bar, arm wrestling and doing other dumb contests (spitting contests, etc.).

Batman gets out of the Batmobile and barges into the bar, looking around at all of the thugs.
Batman: Who here knows where the Joker and Harley Quinn are?

The thugs all turn to Batman.
Thug: We don't know nuttin' about where no Harley and da Joker is!

Batman: Does anyone here know the chance of that being a lie?

Thug #2: We ain't a buncha liars, batsy.

Batman: I disagree.

Thug #2: Den we'z gots a problem wit' you.

Batman: I suppose you do.

*The Short and Tall Figures take a peek into the bar*

Short Figure: SWEET! COOL! AWESOME! IT'S BATLOSER!

Tall Figure: You are very social.

Bartender: Now, now, boys. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
Indeed, the generic bar is named the War Room.

Batman: Then we'll take it outside.

Thug #1: You foist.

Batman steps outside.

The thugs follow him.

*The figures stand by Batman*

Short Figure: Don't worry Batman! We'll help you!

Batman sees the figures and raises an eyebrow. (though you can't see it)
Batman: And you are...?

Short Figure: I am Calvin, but you may refer to me as.......BATBOY! *Reveals himself as Calvin with a Batman costume* And this is Hobbes, or you can call him BATIGER!

Tall Figure: *Reveals himself as Hobbes with a Batman costume on* I look like some mutant tiger bat thing.

Calvin: And even though we may be small, we have the power to save Gotham from the clutches of EVIL!!!

OOC: Calvin and Hobbes+Batman=Yes.

Batman just stares at Calvin and Hobbes, not really sure what to say.

Thug #3: More o' yer Batpets, batsy?

Batman: I've never met them before. And I'm sure I'd remember a talking tiger.

Thug #2: Sure youz haven't.

Batman throws a Batarang at Thug #2's face.

Thug #2 is hit in the face and falls to the ground.

Batman turns to the other thugs.

Calvin: *Pulls out the Transmogrifier Gun* Alright, who wants a peice of me!?