Jump City (Teen Titans)

Giovanni begins walking towards Mario.

Mario: *to Giovanni* Yes? Can I help you?

Giovanni examines Mario for a moment.

Giovanni: ...Mario?

Mario: Hmm?

Bubblun: Hey, I think he knows you. I didn't know you were that famous.

Giovanni: No, I know him from a different way...You don't remember me? That's amazing...

Bubblun: Different way?? Ok, just tell me who you are, and why are you involved with him?

Giovanni: I am Giovanni Mario. I am...

His father.

OOC: *waits for Sockie and/or Alex to spazz out*

*Dramatic Star Wars music where Darth Vader told Luke Skywalker that he is his father.*

Mario: Nooo!! That's-a-not possible!! I will never join the Dark Side!!

*record scratch*

Mario: Sorry, I wanted to do this just in case. Nintendo never bothered giving me who is-a-my real parents look like. *to Giovanni* Ah Papa Giovanni! You looking-a-pretty swell! Ho ho!

Serious Sam: I'm just gonna pretend that Giovanni guy didn't exist.

OOC: *Waits for TK2 to yell at Zec for something stupid, like how "GIovanni's not Mario's real father!!!!!!11" and how "his real father's name is Senor Alexandro Belladonna Castor Troy Daniel Emancipa Sam Lee Mario Vasquez Durdelwuurrdalwurrdelwuurrdelwur, and how Mario's real name is Baron Hyronemous Myron Quincy Wilson Samedi Forthworthel Basil Xavier Zavier Francisco Scaramanga Vasquez Durdelwuurrdalwurrdelwuurrdelwur!!!!!11111"*

OOC: Sorry, Alex! But I don't have any spam in me this time! You just made this up!

OOC: Alex, you crack me up...No offence, TK2.

IC:

Giovanni: My little boy is all famous now! How's your little brother?

Mario: He's-a-fine, thank you for asking.

Serious Sam: Hey, do me a favor, and get on the big freakin' dragon.

Dojo: I heard that. *blows soot at Serious Sam.*

Serious Sam: ....

Giovanni: ...I see you've made some friends.

Giovanni looks disapprovingly at Serious Sam.

Dojo: Looks like we picked up another one! Ring of the Nine Dragons. Ever heard of it before, Mario?

Mario: No, not really.

Omi: It's not exactly one of the better Shen Gong Wu...I learned that the hard direction.

Kimiko: ...That was so off, I'm not even gonna correct him.

Giovanni stares at Omi.

Mario: Ok then. *hopes on with Dojo with Bub and Serious Sam.*

*Dojo flies out with the passengers.*

Bosco: I don't know where that dragon come from, but I BETTER CALL ANIMAL CONTROL WHEN IT COMES BACK!!

*Walks into Bosco's convenient store and grabs a root beer and waits at the counter too pay for it*

Pyred: Finally, a Convenient store with root beer on the shelves

Bosco: *runs back to the store and faces Pyred.* Sorry, foo! I just caught in the excitment, I forgot about this! So, you're buying the root beers? That's gonna be like $1.99.

*Pyred takes the money out of his wallet and throws it on the counter*

Pyred: Thats a lot for a bottle of root beer

Bosco: By the way, care to try out one of Boscotech's latest products? I'll let you use it for 15 days. If you want it, it's yours for $14.99. *shows Pyred the injecting needle filled with laughing liquid.*

*shakes his head*
Pyred: That liquid doesn't seem very safe.

Bosco: Just use it on some thug! It works! Trust me! Trust me!

Pyred: nah. That stuff doesn't seem very good to use on someone

Bosco: Suit yourself, dawg. This was made by my momma's formula. It's perfect for getting enemies off your back.

*Turns his hand into a blade and holds it up*

Pyred: These are fine. Also, I heard you allow people to rent apartments. Is that true, If so. Can I rent one?