Jump City (Teen Titans)

*Bosco leaves his store with his "weaponry."*

Bosco: Bring it on, fool! I got my own Bosco-Tech Club! *whips out his baseball bat.*

*The Black Dragon roars at Bosco*

Bosco: AAAAHH! *runs away*

Suddenly, a shady figure leaps onto the Black Dragon and stabs it through the head before removing the sword and leaping back into the shadows.

Bosco: Whoa, what?? *to Robin* Yo! Did you see that ninja killed that dragon?!

*The Fire Imps lunges on Starfire and Cyborg.*

Robin says nothing, instead running after the shady figure. Meanwhile, Grammar Nazis block the attack.

Fire Imps: HEY! You crazy German nitwits are interrupting our fight! Back off!

Grammar Nazi: Learn to sprechen ze proper English und ve vill!

Fire Imp: STAY OUT OF OUR WAY! *Breathes fire on Cyborg.*

*Another Fire Imp bites Beast Boy in the arm.*

The Grammar Nazis block the second attack by shooting down the Fire Imp before it reaches Beast Boy while Cyborg simply steps out of the way and blasts the other Fire Imp with his Sonic Cannon.

*Blood Skeletons are coming after Raven.*

Raven telekinetically rips the Blood Skeletons's skulls off. Meanwhile, the chase after the shady ninja-like figure has led to a random construction site.

*Dozens of Fire Imps attack Starfire.*

Starfire blasts them all with Starbolts.

*The Fire Imps explode.*

Meanwhile, the shady figure leaps behind Robin.
Figure: It's been a long time, hasn't it?

*There are no demons in Jump City.*

Cyborg: Boo-yah! All those creepy crawlies are toast!
Starfire: Has anyone seen Robin?
Meanwhile...
Robin: You should've stayed lost, Slade.
Slade: But I like it here. And I plan to stay.

*Bosco comes out of his store, noticing that the demons are gone.*

Bosco: Finally, those damned demons are gone. Now I can work on my invention peacefully.

Robin pulls out his extendo-pole and charges at Slade, who leaps over him and kicks Robin to the ground.

Bosco: I demand to know who hired an army of monsters here! Who?? I hope it's not T-H-E-M.

The Teen Titans completely ignore Bosco and run after Robin.

Bosco: .... Aw well. I don't know them anyways. *walks back to the store.*

One awesome fight later, Robin lies beaten against a pole while Slade has barely a scratch. Just as the other Titans arrive, Slade leaps back into the shadows.

*Nothing else happens.*

*Professor Monkey-For-A-Head appears in his weapon called the Bananator, a banana shaped machine that uses its cannon to turn people into bananas, which they will be doomed to be eaten by monkeys.*

PMFAH: With my Bananatr-- *

PMFAH's monkey: Ack!

PMFAH: I mean OUR Bananator, we will shall turn the city's population into edible walking talking bananas, and when we busts the primates out of the zoo, the bananafied people will be doomed to be EATEN! Ha ha ha ha hah a! *blasts the people with the banana-ray, turning people into bananas.*

As the Teen Titans are busy, they don't notice. Speaking of which, Robin uses his pole to push himself up and hobbles off towards the tower, his teammates following.