Gabomba (Origional)

Fat Kid: Hey! I bet that if this "author" you're talking about knew who he wanted to have thrown the dagger he would have told you!

???: *to Necros* Turn lef, mon chere.

Necros, having nothing better to do (setting people on fire is so BORING), turns left.

That is why you must set them on water...

Oh look! It's the Mambo!

Goomamboma: I may no be de Mambo anymore, but I cannot let yeh destroy de village, chil.

Necros: "Chil'"? I may only look like I'm in my fifties, but I'm at least over two thousand years old.

Goomamboma: You be miss'n de point, mon chere. I cannot be lett'n you destroy de village.

Necros: Who said I wanted to destroy it? I just want to terrorize it a bit. You know, for kicks.

OOC: It's harder than it looks to make someone with two personalities seem like a serious threat, yet make him completely insane at the same time.

OOC: Kind of like making Kamara look more threatening than just a delerious old hag, but understood.

IC:

Goomamboma: Well, I can't let dat happen edder.

Necros: You've got spunk, I like that. It'll almost be a pity destroying you.
Necros flies into the air, twirling his wand around.

Mambo surrounds herself with a ring a shrunken heads. (Yes, this is more powerful than Akafubu's skulls)

Goomamboma: I not be want'n to do dis, but I be hav'n to.

Whatever spell Necros is planning to cast must be pretty powerful, as he's still waving his wand (which is now glowing).

A dark aura surrounds Mambo and the heads start screaming, a dark fire also surrounds each of them.

OOC: I'm reminded of a boss in Splatterhouse...

IC:

Necros then raises his wand in the air and a miniature black hole opens above him, starting to suck in everything that isn't bolted down or answers to the name of Necros.

OOC: Do continue.

IC:

All of the villagers start screaming.

Fat Kid: I answer to you, Necros!

Goomamboma: (to the fat kid) I be tak'n care o' you later. (to Necros) Fear de Great Gabomboa!

Mambo creates a spacial distortion that rips at Necro's black hole.

OOC: It's an evil cross that has six (or three, depending on the version) severed heads circling it. I'd post pictures, but they're not safe for work.

IC:

Necros: Your play on words displeases me!
Necros shoots a lightning bolt from his wand at the fat kid while casting a spell to help keep his black hole open.

OOC: Well that's understandable.

IC:

The fat kid screams.

Two large magical hands appear on each side of Necros, each carrying a scythe. The hands then simultaneoulsy slash at Necros, while Mambo's distortion get bigger.

OOC: I'm going to bed, so I guess we'll continue this tomorrow. Buona Notte.

OOC: Gesundheit. (sp)

IC:

Necros is hit, disrupting his concentration and causing the black hole to explode.

OOC: Your quite welcome.

IC:

The distortion sucks up the force of the black hole, causing it to explode as well, meaning now there be no black hole, and no distortion.


The hands keep slicing away , for they are being controlled by Mambo.

Akafubu just watches, of course.

Necros conjures up two magical scythes to block Mambo's scythes as the explosion should do at least some damage to Gabomba.

Yes, the explosion does do damage to the town, but that's a given.

Mambo's scythes try to keep slashing in different areas as a large vortex appears above Necros' head, but doesn't do anything.

The magic scythes are smart and continue to block while Necros turns invisible.

The Mambo disapears into the shadows, leaving only the fat kid without a shield or basket of fruit.

OOC: That's one resilient fat kid.

IC:

Whoever said lightning never struck twice is wrong, as lightning hits the fat kid. Again.

OOC: Si.

IC:

And once again the fat kid screams, but there is still no basket of fruit.

A basket of explosive fruit falls onto the fat kid.

He still eats it, he must be hungry.