UVGC Welfare Center (Origional)

The Unofficial Video Game Character Welfare Center is the Place where Video game characters go to when they are either unemployed or unofficial. It is run by Herman the Nerr.

*Victoria, Powser, Fantasy Sr. and Daria appear in Line of Every Unemployed Video Game Character who ever existed in this CCRPG right behind a Generic Pac Person.*

Victoria: So Mom, Tell me exactly Why are we at the Welfare center? We're not even unemployed?

Daria: Well, here! I found out exactly why Bowser no longer wanted to be in my Married relationship; I went to Nintendo of Japan to talk to Shigeru Miyamoto. I found out the fact.

Shigeru Miyamoto wrote:

Shigeru: 真実はそれを拒否していたofficiallizeにはマリオゲームをしてはいないことが判明フランチャイズため、正式に結婚してブスです。私は一度も選択します。(Translates in English: "The Truth is that I had to have refused to officiallize you to the Mario Game Franchise because it turned out were NOT officially married to Bowser. I never even had a choice.")

Yep! It's true! It turns out that I have to be official to be in his relationship! *Feels down in the Dumps* I gave birth... To all Nine Koopalings! and this is what I get.

Victoria: Mom, the truth is Powser and I are also the Only Royal Koopa Family Members who are Unofficial.

Powser: And we have no problem with that.

Daria: ... I guess Hookbill was right about me being treated like a Prostitute. But women aren't supposed to be treated that way when they're not. Lets face it. BJ is going to keep forgetting about his real mother and keep living a lie about Peach being his mother. He'll never come to his senses.

Fantasy Sr.: Don't worry, Agent Daria! I'll Figure something that'll make you feel better soon enough.

Toon King 2 wrote:

Line of Every Unemployed/Unofficial Video Game Character who ever existed in this CCRPG

OOC: I hope you realize that that's character control, as basically everyone here has an unofficial character.

OOC: Last post fixed.

*Suddenly, the retarded superhuman was first in line.*

Herman: Name?

Boogerman: Snotty "Boogerman" Ragsdale!

Herman: Abilities?

Boogerman: I flick boogers at opponents to attack. I even spit Loogies to do so.

Victoria: *Hears this;Disgusted* Gross!

Boogerman: I also attack by belching and Farting. I can also Fart to fly around. My Ultimate top secret Final Smash is Uber Big Blazing Gas!

Fantasy Sr.: *Hears this and Sighs* Re-Tar-dead!

Herman: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but due to the women's disgustation, we shouldn't allow any disgustive references. Just take your money and go. Next!

*Two Rude and Retarded Teenagers are next in line as Boogerman leaves Topic*

Herman: Name?

Beavis: Beavis! Heheh!

Butt-Head: And Butt-Head! Huhuhuhuh!

Herman: Abilities?

Beavis: We can Belch!

Butt-Head: We can Fart!

Beavis & Butt-Head: We Can Pick our noses!

Butt-Head: We watch TV and Rock while doing so.

Beavis: However we both got fired not only from our own game franchise but also from our TV Franchise due to the fact of fans saying that WE SUCK!

Herman: Maybe that's because you're both retarded.

Beavis & Butt-Head:

Herman: To my point, it don't matter. You already heard me talking to Boogerman about Disgustive references, Okay? We shouldn't really allow that here. Just take your money and Go! Next!

*Beavis and Butt-Head Leave Topic*

???: WAIT!!

*Power Pooch came in.*

Power Pooch: Excuse me, have you seen a superhero named Boogerman? The crime wave rose again!

Powser, Daria and Victoria: CRIME WAVE!? *Pull out their Weapons*

Fantasy Sr.: Friends, I don't think that's any of our business.

*Powser, Daria and Victoria put their weapons away as Boogerman reenters the Topic*

Boogerman: *@Power Pooch* Did you say "Crime Wave"? What kind of Crime Wave was it?

Power Pooch: A very bad one. Need I say more?

Boogerman: Eh... Yeah! Go on!

Power Pooch: Alot of things has been going on in a city of Townsville. Dozens of banks have been robbed, stepping on the grasses, stealing the rich people's valuables, and even kicked the cat out of the window!!

Boogerman: WE GOT WORK TO DO!! *Runs out of the Topic*

*Both Bowson, Tiger, Fluffy and Steroid appear in front of Victoria*

Steroid: Mom, I think Bowson and I need to help some Mr. Retarded Green Suit.

Fluffy: But we don't even know who he is!

Steroid: But there's a Crime Wave in Townsville.

Fluffy: It's still doesn't matter; It ain't our business to be around with strangers.

Steroid: *Sighs*

*Suddenly, a Bobcat was next in line.*

Herman: Name?

Bubsy: Bubsy!

Herman: Abilities?

Bubsy: Well, I use Cat attack against opponents and I also collect yarn or marbles from enemies. However I was thrown out of my own Franchise due to the fact my Controls in Bubsy 3D Sucks! Man! Was my creator very rude?

Herman: Yeah! I feel real bad for you on that. You can Take the Check. Next!

*Bubsy walks out of the Topic as a Dolphin is next in line*

Herman: Name?

Ecco: Ecco.

Herman: Any Abilities?

Ecco: Ecco Swim. Ecco jump out of water. Ecco make sound waves, eat fish and tackle enemies like sharks and jellyfish.

Herman: Okay, that's good enough for me. Enjoy your sand dollars. Next!

*Ecco dives into the river outside of welfare and Swims out of Topic*

*Power Pooch leaves the topic.*

*Toejam and Earl are in line in front of Fluffy.*

Toejam: What's with the Line these Days?

Earl: I don't know?

OOC: e_e;; Are you making them steal the Frat Koopas' lines??

OOC: Jeesh! Didn't know it only belongs to the Frat Koopas! Last post is edited.

IC: *Suddenly, a young Koopaling is next in line.*

Herman: Name?

Koopa Kid: Koopa Kid!

Herman: Any Abilities?

Koopa Kid: Well... Same as Bowser's, But I can also split into three. Normally I'm supposed to be Bowser's Henchman in Mario Party Events but in Mario Party DS, I was Replaced with some "Bowser Jr." Character that I don't know about.

Herman: I think that's enough information. Just take your money and leave. Next!

*Koopa Kid walks out of the Topic with the Check*

*The RED Heavy arrives and goes over to Herman.*

Herman: *Looks at RED Heavy* Name?

RED Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.

Herman: Any Abilities?

RED Heavy: *pulls out his weapon, Sasha, which is a custom built mini-gun thing.* MY WEAPON, SASHA!! I kill little little babies with Sasha! HUAAAAH HAH HAH HAH!!

Herman: Okay here's your check. *Gives RED heavy a $1000 Check* Good luck with it. Next!

RED Heavy: THANK YOU DOCTOR! BASPEDALLIAH!! *leaves the topic.*

*A retarded Red Koopa arrived.*

Herman: *@the Retarded red Koopa* Name?