NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Fred: Ye Olde Taco Hut's better.

Sarina: Well, everything is back to normal. I doubt that the worm will continue to eat here when it wakes up.

Jeff: I wonder how will Dr. Donez react?

Hal: Uh... You didn't give him a close up.

Jeff: I rather not waste my font size bill for this.

Dr. Donez hops up to Jeff, pecks him, then hops into his house.

Hal: Hey, let's keep the toaster robot with us. Just think about it. 24 hours of toast. *takes the Toaster Robot out of the topic.*

Sarina: Well, we're going home now. Hope I'll see you guys soon.

Fred: Bye! We'll write every week!
Bill: Are we really going to do that?
Fred: Nah. See ya!

*Sarina and Jeff bid farewell and leaves NC Land. Meanwhile, Andre and his squad of Hoodlums are terrorizing Funky Town.*

The citizens of Funky Town turn the Hoodlums into tacos.

Andre: What?! Hey! Who turned my Hoodlums into tacos?!

*The Black Lums are coming out of the tacos.*

Citizen #1: IT WAS US! THE CITIZENS OF FUNKY TOWN! WHICH HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN SEEN IN NC, ONLY SEEN ON A MAP AND REFERENCED TO BY FRED! AND I AM SUFFERING FROM A DISEASE THAT MAKES ME SPEAK IN ONLY CAPSLOCK!

Andre: Alright, let's try a different country! *moves to the other country of NC Land.*

Andre ends up in the Forest of Illusion. (which isn't really a country)

Andre: Troops! Patrol here!!

*The Hoodlums does so.*

Biggs and Wedge jump in front of Andre.

Andre: HOODLUMS!!

*The Hoodstormers appear.*

Biggs: It appears that you have taken over our silviculture, you insignificant little insect that I could flatten underneath my left foot!
Wedge: Yes, it does appear that he has! Perhaps we shall mock him and throw vegetables that have contracted salmonella at his face?
Biggs: Oh, yes! Then we shall do an interpretive dance!

Andre: *laughs out loud* I like to see you try!

Biggs and Wedge start dancing, while throwing imaginary vegetables.
Biggs: Fear us as we throw salmonella-contracted vegetables at you, you poor little infidel!
Wedge: And do our interpetive dance that would make even the smallest of atoms combust!

Andre: You think those ridiculous vegetables can scare me?!

*The Hoodstormers shoot Biggs and Wedge.*

OOC: They aren't throwing any vegetables.

IC:

Biggs and Wedge end up jumping over the lasers.
Biggs: Insufferable eggheads! Your prehistoric gunfire is far too slow to collide into us!
Wedge: Yes! Now let us continue our interpretive dance!
The Hoodstormers start feeling their brains turn to mush.

*The Black Lums fly out.*

Andre: You're next on my "To Kill" list... Just you wait till I return! *moves on to the next part of NC Land.*

Andre ends up on Mount. Infinity.

Andre: Hah! I bet there are goats in this mountain.

A loaf of bread is near Andre.
Loaf of Bread: Come to train, have you?

Andre: What are you suppose to be, a mediocre pumpernickle?

Loaf of Bread: A rude jerk, you are!