NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Sarina: Billy! Where are you?

Hal: Whoa, look at all this mess! He's been gobbling alot, does he?

Jeff: Let's see if he can suffer something that he'll never forget. A heart attack.

Fred: Don't worms have ten hearts?

Jeff: Then shoot the other 9 hearts just to be sure.

Fred:...Whatever.
Fred starts "Deathraying" the ABW's hearts.

*Chunks of bones fall from the ceiling.*

...Except worms don't have bones.

OOC: If the bones are from the worm, that is.

*Chunks of organs fall from the ceiling.*

Fred avoids getting crushed by the organs.

*Jeff and Sarina does the same. Hal hides in his shell to defend himself.*

Sarina: Bill! Where are you?

Bill flies out from behind a random organ.
Bill: Guys?

Hal: Bill?

Sarina: You're safe!! And uh... I think you lost your feathers due to a small drops of stomach acid.. ^_^;;

Hal: And your underwear is showing.

Bill: And you guys are obviously going insane, as I didn't.

Hal: Hey, we saved your hide! You should thank us!

Bill:...Fine. Thanks. Now we have to get Donez's house out of here.

Jeff: Why don't we use the dodo to take it out of the worm?

Sarina: That's a good idea!

Jeff: Thanks.

Bill: How will a dodo be able to help us? And aren't dodos extinct?
Fred: It's a giant, mechanical one.
Bill: Oh.
Fred and Bill leave the ABW's body.

Hal: I call dibs on the dodo!! *Runs out and gets in the dodo.*

Fred: HEY! We were outside first!
Fred and Bill get into the Uber Dodo 2000 as well.

Hal: Ok.. gently take the house out of the worm without BREAKING anything, and everything will be ok. It's much easier than getting a stomach ache from eating 5 billion tacos per day, right?

Fred: Nothing's easier than that!
The Uber Dodo 2000 runs into the ABW's stomach.

Hal: Wait.. Why did the worm eat a giant robot?

Bill: You mean the one made out of toasters I saw? No clue.

*Hal controls the dodo to bring the house and the robot out of the worm. Jeff and Sarina comes out of the worm.*

Hal: See? And it's not going to affect house insurance!

The house is pretty much wrecked.
Bill: You don't say...

Jeff: But what should we do with the robot made out of toasters?

Hal: I'm hungry bagels.

Sarina: GUYS!! Fix it!

*Hal and Jeff does so.*

Hal: One more question...

*The house is beside Taco Hut.*

Hal: Why does it have to be beside the crappy fast food joint?