NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Bill: I guess we wait now.

*An Alaskan Bull Worm is coming this way.*

Sarina: Here it comes!!

*It's eating the dirt.*

Fred: This calls for mindless violence. DEATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!
Bill: THE EXTRA ATTACK!
Fred and Bill blast the ABW with their respective attacks.

*An Alaskan Bull Worm roars loudly and eats Bill, sending him to his stomach. It's not going to kill him though. It squirms away.*

Jeff: THAT'S NOT PART OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!

Fred: OH, POOR BILL! I'LL NEVER FORGET HIM! CURSE YOU, GIANT WORM! CUUUUUURRRRRSSSSEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUU!...So who wants to be my new best friend?
Meanwhile, Bill looks around the inside of the ABW's stomach.
Bill: Well, this sucks.

Sarina: Fred! What's wrong with you?! Your friend Bill is in stuck in the worm!

Jeff: Sure, I'll be your best friend. It's better than Hal anyway.

Hal: I saw that, Jeff. I can read through the strikes.

Jeff: I was just kidding.

Hal: But-- Agh, you're making my brains hurt. *to Dr. Donez.* Doc, don't you have a giant bird that can eat the giant worm?

Dr. Donez: Well, there's the experimental Uber Dodo 2000.

Hal: The Uber Whatnow What-Thousand?

Dr. Donez: The Uber Dodo 2000! Don't you know what a dodo is?

Hal: I know what a dodo is. It's an extinct bird.

Fred: No, they aren't! They are merely hiding, waiting for the right moment...TO STRIKE! I read it in a book.
Dr. Donez: Quiet, Fred. Anyway, may I introduce...THE UBER DODO 2000!
A giant, mechanical dodo falls in front of the group.

Sarina: Whoa! It's big!!

*Meanwhile, ABW continues to devour several buildings.*

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Andre: Now, Dr. Stupid, you shall aid me in my plans for domination!! Serve me well, and I will grant you the anything you want!

Dr. Donez presses a button on a remote and the Uber Dodo 2000's back opens up, revealing a cockpit to control it.
Dr. Donez: Well, good luck!
Fred: Aren't you going to tell us how to control it?
Dr. Donez: Pfft. You can figure it out on your own.
Meanwhile...
Captain Churro: Okay!

*An Alaskan Bull Worm devours Executrain's giant robot made out of toasters.*

*Sarina, Hal, and Jeff gets in the Uber Dodo 2000.*

The robot starts smashing the ABW's organs. Meanwhile, Fred gets into the Uber Dodo 2000 as well, which closes back up.

Hal: If there's one thing I can't stand is a stubborn doctor who can't tell us how to use it.

Sarina: I'll control the robot. *controls the Uber Dodo 2000, making it fly*

Hal: Oh come on! How do you know how to fly this thing?!

Sarina: The controls is based from an airplane.

Fred: But dodos can't wait!
The Uber Dodo 2000 suddenly stops flying and falls to the ground...landing right on the ABW.

Sarina: Time to peck it hard!

*Uber Dodo 2000 pecks on ABW, damaging it, but hurts Bill on the inside.*

Bill: Uh...what's going on out there?
Meanwhile...
Fred: Doesn't this thing have a Deathray?

Hal: Why don't you come out of this ship and shoot the damn pink thing!

Fred: I have a better idea.
Fred throws Hal out of the Uber Dodo 2000.

Hal: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHY??! *bonks into ABW's head, stunning him for a long time.* Ok.. I'm hurt.

Fred: Now how do we get Bill and Donez's house out?

*The Alaskan Bull Worm's mouth is opened as it is fainted.*

Sarina: *disgusted* I'm... not going in there.

Jeff: Oh yes you are. *jumps out of the machine with Sarina.*

Sarina: Well, I think we have no choice but to enter the beast. *enters Alaskan Bull Worm with Jeff and Hal.*

Hal: So that's what it's like.

Fred hops out of the Uber Dodo 2000 as well and follows the others into the ABW.