Terlawk (Earthworm Jim)

Earthworm Jim: Now that's what I call sleeping with the fishes!

Bob: This ain't Over Earthworm Jim! I will have my REVENGE!

*Earthworm Jim throws Bob in the toilet and flushes*

Bob: NOOOO!

*Bob and #4 leave the topic*

Earthworm Jim: Ha! Bob is defeated once again!!

Peter Puppy: And the make things better for us--

*A cop writes a ticket and places it on #4's head.*

Ticket: Unauthroized cat parking. Fine: $50,000,000

*A portal from Peaceful Rest Valley appear*

*The Tag and Crest of Courage falls on Earthworm Jim*

Earthworm Jim: Hey! This must be a present from Princess What's-Her-Name!! Oh my fabled princess just remembered my birthday! Even thought it's not my birthday yet, but it's a thought that counts.

Peter: I don't think she gave this to you. It falls from the sky.

Earthworm Jim: Who cares! I have a nice crest, don't I---

TV: City of Townsville is under attack by the usual enemy, Mojo Jojo. Only a miracle can save the city.

Earthworm Jim: GASP!! HOLY SNOOKS!! The best town of all time is in danger! By the Great Worm Spirit, whose toasted bread got buttered by the spreading knife of goodness!! Come Fuzz Buddy, it's crime fighting time!!! *gets on the Pocket Rocket with Peter and leaves topic.*

Stafy comes out from the portal.

*There is a finish line just away from Stafy and the rest of the Starfish racers.*

Stafy runs towards the finish line.

*But it's too late, Disco Bear got to first place even though he didn't enter. He was excersing because he ate too many greasy food!!

Disco Bear: Oooh yeah! *dances* Ho ho.. Ha ha.

Stafy collides into Disco Bear.

Disco Bear: AAAAAAAHHH! *gets run over by a car, but barely survived.* Ooooh....

Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *falls on Disco Bear, killing him.*

Starfish Ref: Guess the second place goes to Stafy.

Starock: Yay! I earn 1st place!! *gets surrounded by sexy starfishes* He he he he he

Stafy: Huh? Where did he come from?

Starock: I entered earlier before you, shrimp.

Stafy: Well, at least I got second place.

*The Starfish Ref gave Stafy the silver trophy.*

Stafy: Well, guess I should head back to Tenkai Palace.

Starfish Ref: Better luck in next year, little guy. Bye.

*Machinedramon crashes into the topic holding Kari hostage.*

Hillbilly 1: Say, isn't that one of those space maraudin' villains? Now why do you suppose he wants to take on our humble little town?

Hillbilly 2: Dunno. Maybe we should've put grafitti on a space satellite.

Space Satallite: BRING IT ON YOU STUPID ALIENS!! >:C

Machinedramon: *chucklse evilly and destroys everything in his path.*

*Mario falls into the topic*

Mario: Aw no. Peach's-a-Castle is doomed. *sobs.*

Townsfolk: Hey red plumber! Did ya see that big bionic dinosaur running loose?

Mario: Bionic Dinosaur? Look, I'm worried about Peach's Castle. What if it-a-belongs to King Bone's for the rest of the life.. on this forum?

Townsfolk: Didn't you that even if they lose or win, they can leave the castle?

Mario: Oooh!!

Townsfolk: Back on topic, there's a killer bionic dinosaur running loose. And he's using the little girl to impersonate King Kong, except in a Godzilla version.

Mario: Hmm.. What can Mario do to help?

Townsfolk: Save the girl and destroy that dinosaur. I think someone is controlling him!!

OOC: What the townsfolk said was true. Somebody rebuilt Machinedramon for some reason.

*A Gray Prankster Comet called "Non-Monster Partner Comet" appear. If a Trainer's Pokemon or Partner Digimon are here during the active comet, they are frozen.*

Mario: Okie dokie! Mario's gonna save the town. *heads towards to Machinedramon.*

Machinedramon: Giga Cannon!! *Blasts Mario away*

Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *Crashes into the warehouse*

Tv Anchorman: Tonight, we got a live coverage of a monsterous dinosaur who is wrecking havoc and holds a poor girl hostage. The police are trying to stop it from doing so.

Police: FREEZE!! DROP THE GIRL!! NOW!!

Machinedramon: No.

Police: We can't shoot, he's holding a child hostage.

Machinedramon: And you're in my way. *blasts the police with Giga Cannon again.*

*Dante randomly enters the topic and then randomly stabs a goat*

Goat: Oh shizz. *explodes*

*Meanwhile*

Machinedramon: And now I rule this pathetic town.

Kari: Help me!!!!

*Meanwhile at the warehouse.*

*Mario gets up*

Mario: What's-a-going on here???

*Earthworm Jim crashes into the warehouse*

Earthworm Jim: HARK!! The big dragon has the girl as her hostage!! And by the Great Worm Spirit, whose spagetti got splattered by the sauce of justice, he is weakened by one thing only... *gets out a bucket of water and a lightbulb* These things!!

Mario: >_>