Terlawk (Earthworm Jim)

Cosmic Reflux throws Peter at the cows.

*A Ninja cow falls on Reflux and begins hitting him with nunchucks*

Cosmic Reflux throws the ninja cow at Peter.

Earthworm Jim: I think these cows are going to fear lawsuit.

*The Ninja appears*

Ninja: NOT JUST LAWSUIT, EXTREME PAIN!

Ninja Cow: MOO!!

Earthworm Jim: Hey it's the ninja from the Ask A Ninja series! I love that guy! Oh oh! Let me ask a question!! Are ninjas are considered to be superheroes?

Ninja: Well....Yeno. That's a cross-breed of a Yes and a No. Anyway, we're Super....But we're Ninjas and we kill people so I guess you can say were Superkillers. And even if we were Superheros, those tights chaf really bad. We wouldn't last one minute in a pair of those. And because were ninjas, We would have to wear it under our cool black clothes. That hurts. But it would come in handy for secret idenities. But of course, we never remove our clothes...But occasionally we will trade socks for Bunny Slippers. THANKS FOR THEB QUESTION EARTHWORM JIM! Iook foward to....Look it's a bird! It's a plane! It's a SuperKiller killing you soon! HIYA!

Earthworm Jim: Good thing he doesn't mean it. Now, back to the fray. *gets out his red gun and shoots Reflux* EAT DIRT, GIANT GNARLY BOGMONSTER!! HAAAAAAAAAA HAA HAA HAA!

Ninja: Meh....*Leaves the topic*

Cosmic Reflux bodyslams Jim.

Earthworm Jim: RIGHT IN THE KISSER!! *lifts up Reflux and throws him away.*

*Jim is still isn't aware of Evil Peter.*

Earthworm Jim: *gets mauled by Evil Peter* NOT AGAIN!!!

Andre: Ah ha ha ha ha!! I love this part!!

Cosmic Reflux lands beside Andre.

*Earthworm Jim tickles Evil Peter*

Evil Peter: Oh ho ha hahaw haw-- *Peter Puppy's voice* Ha ha ha ha ha!! BURP!! *returns to normal*

Earthworm Jim: I think you sit this one out Fuzz-buddy.

Peter Puppy: Yeah, seriously.

*All of Bob's Henchcats and the Fish from Planeta di Agua(ARRIBA!) appear in the topic*

Andre: AAAAHH! NOW WHAT?!!

Peter Puppy: FISH!! FISH FROM THE SKY!!

Earthworm Jim: Fish don't fly! They swim!!..Except one that are flying fish.

Andre: Hey! What gives?! We were here first!

Cosmic Reflux: You stupid fish want a pounding, too?

Sonic and Tails enter the topic.

Peter Puppy: Oh just give it up Jim. You'll never going to defeat him at this rate.

Earthworm Jim: *beeper beeps* Oh, my favorite soap is on. *to Reflux* Oh well, we'll call it a draw. Nice fighting with ya. *walks to the house with Peter*

Sonic and Tails walk into Jim's house.

Earthworm Jim: Were you expecting someone?

Peter Puppy: How can I expect someone if I didn't expect them to come.

Earthworm Jim: Enough with the corny jokes Peter, I think we have guests. Good thing I baked cookies!

Sonic: You're "Earthworm Jim", right?

Earthworm Jim: Correct my fellow blue citizen!! I am the daring superhero who flew throughout the cosmos, and bash villains with the hard way!! So, whatcha need hedgehog? An autograph?

Sonic: Well, there's this ugly queen who has something we want, and the only way to get it is to take your Super Suit. And well, we don't really want to do that...

Earthworm Jim: Queen Slug-For-A-Butt?!!

Peter Puppy: She's at it again!!! O_O;

Earthworm Jim: By the Great Worm Spirit, whose citizens are forced to be slaves until the deed is done, but is vanquished by a hero! Well if it's the suit she wants, she'll have to take me with her.

Tails: Yeah, we were hoping you could help us trick her!