Terlawk (Earthworm Jim)

Takato, Henry, and Rika run up Mario, Tai, and Sora.
Takato: HEY! We're here to help!

Sora flees with the crest in her hand.

Tai slashes Hyper Drunk.

Takato kicks a Soccer Ball at Hyper Drunk, Henry throws an Assist Trophy at him, and Rika grabs a ray gun and fires lasers at him.

OOC: Karasz said that stuff was there in an earlier post, so yeah.

The Assist Trophy activates.

Mr. Resetti appears out of it.

Mr. Resetti: You know why I'm here? Cuz I know why. Becuase you hit reset, didn't you? You realize what you do when you hit that button? YOU CREATE A TIME PARADOX! And whats with you guys treating me like an Item? Man, If I could get out of this hole, you all would be doomed! Let me tell you somethin'. Assist trophys are not predictable. Something can pop up that can cut your eye out!

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT CRAZY MESSED UP WIZARD!!! *blasts Hyper Drunk* HAAAA HA HA HA!!

*Hyper Drunk creates a Force Field to deflect the attacks.*

Hyper Drunk: Now you really ticked me off. *Uses Whirlwind to blow teh heroes away.*

Giant Sora isn't affected.

Takato, Henry, and Rika land back on the ground. Henry throws another Assist Trophy at Hyper Drunk.

*Hammer from DK, Bunny Hood, and a Cracker Launcher appear. Super Mushroom's effect wore off, thus making Sora return to normal.*

*Fire Mario shoots fireballs at Hyper Drunk.*

Hyper Drunk: I can't stand the fire. So I'll cool you off instead! *Uses Ice Beam on Mario and Jim.*

Zurg: Supervillains rule.

*The Assist Trophy reveals as !Bowser*

!Bowser: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARR!! *Burns Hyper Drunk with powerful damage.*

Rika grabs a Cracker Launcher and fires at Hyper Drunk.

...But the assist trophy was already activated, so that doesn't happen.

OOC: Henry threw another one.

Hyper Drunk: *throws Mega Bottles at the heroes, damaging them.* I won't take this lying down.

*Mario breaks out of the ice, but loses his Fire Power*

Mario: *grabs the Hammer and smashes Hyper Drunk repeatly.*

Zurg A: Ok, now I get the feeling we're losing already.

Zurg B: I'm hungry. If the villains win, should we eat her?

Zurg A: I like to see what she taste like.

Rika keeps firing at Hyper Drunk.

*Hyper Drunk slams his big magic wand on Rika and Tai.*

Takato grabs the ray gun that Rika had and fires at Hyper Drunk with it.

*Hyper Drunk takes damage. He slams on Takato.*

Sora takes the gun. She begins firing, and will roll away before she can be slammed.

Earthworm Jim: One of those eggs have to be normal somehow!!

*A Normal Mushroom pops up.*

Mario: Mama mia! It's-a-Mushroom! *takes the Normal Mushroom, but nothing happened and it didn't disappear.* Huh?

Earthworm Jim: Strange. I thought it's suppose to restore your health, or something!! What gives?! *takes the Normal Mushroom away.* What a useless item!! *Throws the Normal Mushroom away*

*However, the Normal Mushroom landed on Tai's DigiEgg. As a result, the DigiEgg quickly transformed into Agumon. The effect will wore off when 10 posts have exceeded.*

Agumon quickly warp digivolves to Wargreymon.

Wargreymon throws an energy ball at Hyper Drunk.

Hyper Drunk: AGHH!! *takes the big damage* How did that happen?!! I thought the comet turned you digital beasts into eggs!!!

Earthworm Jim: You are stupidly mistaken. That Normal Mushroom can make any unfortunate character back to their normal form! Looks like you lose, fathead!!

Hyper Drunk: It ain't over till the fat walrus sings!! *Uses the thunderbolt attack on WarGreymon.*

Wargreymon flies out of the way.

Wargreymon repeats his attack.

*Hyper Drunk is not finished. He's throwing poisonous bottles at WarGreymon*

Mario: Hang on, Dinosaur Warrior! *jumps and Star Spins Hyper Drunk*

Hyper Drunk: AAHH!! Now you're making me more furious!! *Changes color from normal to angirly red.*

*Hyper Drunk uses the Mega Flame attack on the heroes*

Wargreymon is poisoned. He slashes Hyper Drunk.

Tai continues slashing.

Sora continues firing.

Earthworm Jim: *blasts Hyper Drunk* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA--

Mario: Why do you have to laugh maniacly everytime you blast?

Earthworm Jim: Some superheroes do that.

Hyper Drunk: ENOUGH!! *Slams on the ground, creating an earthquake that makes people lose their balance.* *grins* This time you're finished. *Uses Dark Energy Ball, which it'll grew big.* Once I use this energy ball, you're all toast. Only toast without the butter that is.

????: Speaking of toasted butter *reveals as the Hamsternator and bites Hyper Drunk's butt* I'm hungry for some action!!

Earthworm Jim: Merciful mung beans! It's the Hamsternator!!

Hyper Drunk: AHH!! GET IT OFF!! HELP!!

Hamsternator: The only help you're getting from is pain.