Terlawk (Earthworm Jim)

Dante:See. I told you we'd still be in love...*Talking in cellphone*
Even though im 50970485743 miles away and we wont see each other again...Now i gotta go..Bye honey!*Hangs up and then randomly stabs MachineDramon*

Machinedramon: Giga Cannon!! *Blasts Dante away*

Kari: Tai! Where ever you are, HELP ME!!

*Dante blocks the blast and then fires his guns at MachineDramon*

Dante:Hey!..Wanna fight eh?!

Kari: Are you an idiot?! You'll shoot me along with him! Get me away from this beast first.

*Earthworm Jim and Mario joins up with Dante*

Machinedramon: You think you're tough enough to defeat me? Bring it on.

Earthworm Jim: Oh, why thank you for letting me do this. *gets out his Blaster, but Mario stopped him*

Mario: No! If you shoot him along the girl, she'll die too.

*BBBBBB3SYHITGHA6TKYFTTR enters the topic and then joins MachineDramon's side*

BBBBBB3SYHITGHA6TKYFTTR:BOOM BASSA BOOM!

Machinedramon: Who are you?

BBBBBB3SYHITGHA6TKYFTTR:Does it matter?I am awesome!
BOOOMM!*A huge napalm bomb falls from the sky and lands on Dante*

Dante:Oh cra....*BOOOOM DANTE FLIES AND CRASHES RIGHT INTO MACHINEDRAMON!*

Everything with Kari in Karasz's posts are impossible and cannot happen.

Machinedramon: Ok, I think she shut herself up. But I'm not letting her go.

Machinedramon: Step aside!! *Whacks Jim and Mario away* Ha ha ha ha.. Time for more carnage. *Destroys the buildings*

Citizen: Not the bowling alley.. *sobs.*

Tai, Sora, and their partners appear.

*Due to the comet's effect, Partner Digimon are turned into Digi-Eggs until the task is completed. Beam Swords and Super Mushrooms appear.*

TV Anchorman's voice: Now two children has entered the brawl with the plumber, a kooky superhero, and a demon slayer maniac. This is turning out ot be a twisted, yet a crazy battle of the moment. The only one thing that bothers me that kids doesn't have weaponry. Luckily there are items for them to use with.

*There are Assist Trophies, Motion Sensor Bombs, Ray Guns, and a Soccer Ball in the arena.*

BBBBBB3SYHITGHA6TKYFTTR:Ehehehe....Wait...What am i doing?!*Leaves the topic*

Dante:YOU'LL PAY FOR HURTING ME!You sick...Thing...*Dashes into the air and then crashes with his sword into MachineDramon causing damage to MachineDramon*

Machinedramon: This is ridiculous...

*Two Zurgs appear*

Machinedramon: *gives Kari to the Zurgs* I can't take this. Hold on to her while I beat the living snot out of that jerk.

Zurg: K.

*Machinedramon crushes Dante with his metallic fist.*

Dante:*Dodges and flies high in the air*
Heh!Dealing with a metallic foe..I couldnt tell!*Takes out the Bat-guitar and summons electric bats that attack MachineDramon*

*Machinedramon whacks the electric bats away as the Zurgs put Kari in the cage.*

Earthworm Jim: He just put Kari in the cage!! But unfortunately, he made a bad move. *gets out his Blaster and shoots Machinedramon* EAT DIRT, METALLIC DRAGON OF DESTRUCTION!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Tai grabs a Beam Sword as Sora grabs a Super Mushroom.

*Since Sora grabs the Super Mushroom, she grew up.*

Machinedramon: Digidetined without the Digimon's help???? No matter, I'll destroy you both. *Uses Giga Cannon again at the two.*

Sora and Tai wonder why Machinedramon isn't a digiegg.

Machinedramon: Foolish Digidestined.. You forgot to realize that.. *head opens up as Drunk comes out of it.*

Drunk: That this was just a machine!!! The crests that you have gave me more power to make me rule this stupid planet. Perhaps the galaxy is better for that way.. *whips out Love Crest* And this thing has given me more vitality!! And if you want this and your sister back, you'll have to fight me for it!! *Drinks the Power Potion, transforming himself into Hyper Drunk*

*Hyper Drunk threw explosive bottles at Tai and Sora.*

Earthworm Jim: You mean it was controlled by a wiz-geek?!

Mario: *whips out Fire Flower* It's-a-time for Flower Power!! *transforms into Fire Mario* YAH! *Shoots fireballs at Hyper Drunk, which he dodges.*

Giant Sora simply yanks the Crest out of Hyper Drunk's hand.

Hyper Drunk: HEY! That is not the way to start a climatic battle!! *Uses Ultra Fire on Sora*

Earthworm Jim: Wait!! What are the Zurgs doing here?!?!?!

Fire Mario: Take-a-that! *Shoots more fireballs at Hyper Drunk*

Hyper Drunk: *Casts thunderbolts on Tai and Mario.*

The Tamers and their partners enter the topic.

*The Partner Digimon are turned into DigiEggs.*

Zurgs: Ha ha. Sucks for you people.