Springfield (The Simpsons)

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:49 pm

Alex quickly turns into Dark Alex to minimize the effects of the electricity.

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Claus quickly stabs DA in the shoulder.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:53 pm

... and hits his shell. DA quickly electrifies Claus with lightning and tosses him into a house.

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Claus' mechanical wings pop out and he stops himself. He then flies back to Alex and punches him in the nose.

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*..The house belongs to Moe's.*

Moe: Oh that's it! When the fight is finished, I'm going to hit him with an iron bat.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:02 pm

Alex leaps behind Claus, grabs his mechanical wings, and sends lightning coursing through them.

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The electricity flows back and hits Alex.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:07 pm

One of Dark Alex's more passive abilities is incredible resistance to electricity. Good thing he has it, otherwise his goose would be cooked.

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Claus elbows DA in the face.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:12 pm

DA does the same to Claus.

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Claus throws DA off and flies back down to the ground. He then puts his helmet back on and...vanishes.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:17 pm

DA makes the most of this and shoots lightning at any surviving Starmen.

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The Starmen (including Starman DX) are all gone as well.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:19 pm

Alex turns back to normal. The Point Man walks up to him.
Point Man: Not bad, kid.
Alex: Thanks. But my name's not kid.

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Mayor Quimby: As mayor, I want to thank you fine heroes for saving the town of Springfield. We are all in your debt. If there's anything we can repay you, name it.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:22 pm

Alex: WHO WANTS TO BE CANNON FODDER!?
Awkward silence.
Dr. Y: Way to be subtle.

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Comic Book Guy: Worst. Request. Ever.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:26 pm

Alex: Hypocrites... "Oh, we'll do anything to help you." "HEY! Why don't you be cannon fodder?" "No."

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*Homer points at Moleman*

Homer: He wants one! He he he he he he!

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:08 pm

Alex: Do you have any idea what cannon fodder means?

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Moleman: No. Not really.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:41 pm

Alex: I was asking the fatty.

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Homer: *upset* I thought the doctor said I was husky..

Bart: Not anymore! *to Alex* Just show him what is cannon fodding about.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:48 pm

Alex pulls a cannon out of nowhere.
Alex: CHARGE!
Random unregistered Springfielders charge towards the cannon, which fires and kills several of them. They then retreat.

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Homer: Mmm..... Cannon fodding.

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