Springfield (The Simpsons)

Grammar Nazis club Strong Bad over the head.
Grammar Nazi: SPRECHEN ZE ENGLISH!

Strong Bad: *punches the Grammar Nazi* DELETED!!

OOC: You can hide from the problem all you want, Karasz. But you'll never stop them until you learn English.

OOC: You crack me up, Alex. And besides, Grammar Nazis are the running gags of this forum.

Meanwhile, Popple turns towards Snake.
Popple: Alright, Rookie, it's time we made a daring heist! We're going to rob a random mansion, see?

Snake: Ooh, that would be so gnarly. I like it.

Popple pulls out a list of mansions he got from...uh...somewhere.
Popple: Now then...hmm...this "Manstein Manor" place sounds rich!

Snake: Oh, that would be awesome.

Popple: Then's blow this joint, Rookie!
Popple leaves the topic.

Meanwhile, Lakuta stares at the copy of Sonic R that Strong Bad should still be holding.

*Strong Bad picks up the Sonic R game.*

*Snake leaves the topic.*

*The Cheat jumps into the duck pond.*

The Cheat: Mehhhhhh...... Meh? *noticed he doesn't have the School Days manga.* MEH?!! MAH! *sees the School Days manga.* Mehh... *jumps out of the duck pond and come towards the manga.* Meh--

*Bart grabs the manga*

Bart: Hey, what's this here?

The Cheat: MEEEEH!!

*Bart begins to read it and..*

Bart: WHOA!! *drops the book as Marge comes.*

Marge: Bart, what are you doing reading this book? You don't know where this has been... *picks up the book and reads it.* GASP!! This book has is poisoning your mind with hoo hoos and cha chas, and lots of inappropriate stabbies! I'm taking this book back to the adult store right where it belongs!

Bart: But I didn't bought it!

The Cheat: MEEEEH!! *grabs the manga and flees.*

Marge: What the??

Bart: Oh well, it's been fun while it lasted.

*The Cheat heads towards Downtown Springfield. He bumped into Hans Moleman.*

Moleman: Ahh! A cheetah!! *runs away*

*Moe noticed the manga and picks it up.*

Moe: Let's see here.. Boy meets a girl... Boy meets another girl... they make love (YES!) and... Now what a minute, what the hell is this?! Is this ending supposed to be happy?! *drops it* Now I'm depressed.

Lenny: Oh don't be so naive, it's just a harmless-- *reads the manga* O_O Now there's something you shouldn't see at the end.

Carl: What?

Lenny: I think she did this on purpose to another girl, BY SLICING HER NECK!

Carl: Eww..

*Nelson steals the manga*

Carl: HEY!

Nelson: My turn to read, Dingus!! *reads it* Ha ha! He and that stupid got killed!

The Cheat: O_O;;;;

Nelson: Hey guys! Look at this!! *Goes towards Jimbo and shows it to him.*

Jimbo: Whoa, R rated!

Dolph: Wow, this is the best moment of my--

Kerney: Is this supposed to be good ending?

*The Cheat grabs the manga and fled.*

Jimbo: That thing stole our book!

*The Cheat runs towards to a different building, such as The Retirement Castle.*

*Jasper noticed the manga and reads it.*

The Cheat: *annoyed* Meeeeh.....

Jasper: Hmm... She could be the next grim reaper.

*The Cheat takes the manga back and walks away.*

Jasper: Aww.. I'm gonna miss her anyway..

*The Cheat bumps into Cletus. Cletus reads the manga.. but ends up starting at the ending.*

Cletus: I think this would be the best gift for Brandine--

*The Cheat took it away.*

Cletus: Easy come, easy go.

*Mayor Quimby's turn.*

Mayor Quimby: Oh god, the signs were true! *points a gun at his sexy lady.* You tried to kill me all along, were you?!

Sexy Lady: IT WAS MY SISTER'S IDEA!!

*The Cheat is more annoyed and walks away with the manga... Which is taken by Lisa.*

Lisa: Never seen this book before. Wonder what is this about? *Reads it.* You know, I think this is pretty good so-- *sees the ending and looked horrified* Oh, my God! Why would she do that? *to The Cheat* This book shows nothing but a boy who has no choice but to cheat from one girl to the other. And now he just paid the price of his terrible acts of cheating just to get his happiness. And another thing, one girl got her revenge on the other for KILLING his ex-boyfriend! Do you see the true tragic ending this?! This could happen to you!

The Cheat: MEH?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Lisa: But there is a low chance of that happening, I'm guessing it's all fictional. And because, you don't think this forum would allow these three here, right?

The Cheat: Meh..Meh?

Lisa: Nah, they wouldn't want to do anything mature here. They could at least just hug and kiss. Anyway, sorry if I was wasting your time scolding at the time like this. Here's your book back. *gives the manga back to The Cheat*

The Cheat: Meh meh meh meh.

Lisa: No problem. I gotta go home. I think Bart is in trouble for reading pornography by mistake. *runs back home.*

The Cheat: *blinks twice* MEH MEEEEEM!! (Strong Bad!!) *tries to look for Strong Bad.*

Tails Doll: [The boy. Give the game to the boy.]

Strong Bad: But he was punished! So I have to pick which boy is stupid enough to play this.

*Nelson, Milhouse, and Ralph are in front of Homer.*

Ralph: The leprachun tells me to burn things!

Tails Doll: *Ralph appears to be under a spotlight* [That one.]

Milhouse: Good, because Mom said I can't talk to strangers. *walks away*

Strong Bad: Ok, you got your boy, now can I go now?

Tails Doll: [Do not attempt to fool me with such foolishness. Give him the game!]

*Strong Bad does so... BUT HE RUNS LIKE CRAZY!!*

Tails Doll: *speaks in only Ralph's mind* [This game is fun. Play it.]

*Ralph devours Sonic R.*

*the game reappears in his hands, then suddenly a Sega Saturn controller appears in his hands, and in front of him a TV appears with Sonic R on the screen*

Tails Doll: [PLAY.}

*Ralph plays.*

Ralph: Yay! It's my birthday!

*Pedro and his mariachi appear*

Pedro: Did somebody say.. BIRTHDAY?!?!

*The Mariachi start playing.*

*the course is Radical City, Ralph is in first*

Milhouse: No fair! I want to play too!!

--

*Strong Bad joins up with The Cheat.*

Strong Bad: I think that doll should forget about us now.

The Cheat: Meh.

Strong Bad: You got the book?

*The Cheat gives Strong Bad the manga.*

Strong Bad: Oh no! The Cheat, the book is covered with fingerprints!! Now it's reduced by 25%!!! None of this would've happened if that stupid soul sucking thing started all this!

*the fingerprints disappear*

Tails Doll: [Yes...]

*Ralph is still in first; there is one lap left*