Springfield (The Simpsons)

Alex smacks his own forehead.
Alex: *to self, Aya, and Dr. Y* When I said I wanted idiots, I didn't mean this many.

Mayor Quimby: Anyway, thanks for saving our town.

Alex: I GET IT! YOU'RE THANKFUL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

Moe: Alright. You don't have to shout at us. Sheesh.

*The citizens are walking away.*

Alex is about to give up when the Point Man gives up to him.
Point Man: You seem interesting, and I'm bored. So I'm going to join you. Though not as cannon fodder.

*Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney are going to Moe's.*

Homer: Ya know, if I could've thought of saving Springfield by using some kind of freaky magic, I would beat up that freaky kid by now.

Moe: Look, next time, leave it to the professionals.....OH WHAT AM I SAYING?! I WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL BARTENDER LIKE THAT GUY ON TELEVISION!

Lenny: Hey, someday your dream can be a reality.

Carl: Just read the "Professional Bartending for Dummies" book and you'll be one in no time.

*Parakarry arrives in front of Alex.*

Parakarry: Hey, sorry I was late. I was pretty busy delivering the mail. Oh don't worry, I got the mail for ya.

Alex: You realize, of course, that I put my name on the "don't mail anything to me" list.

Parakarry: ..Oh come on! I have the letter that is from your girlfriend.

As Alex currently has no girlfriend, and having Hazel write him a letter is character control, the letter is vaporized.
Alex: What part of the "don't mail anything to me" list do you stupid postmen not understand?

Parakarry: Ok ok, I was just doing my job. But don't come crying to me if you're losing your electricity and water for not paying the bills. *flies away.*

Not to mention, Alex doesn't have a house.
Alex: I swear, that guy is a moron.

Aya: So now that we've got our newest member, should we head back to base?

Dr. Y: Good idea.
Dr. Y, Alex, and the Point Man do so.

Followed by Aya.

Felicia: What's with all you People!? *Leaves Topic*

Homer: Nothing, why do you asked?

Lisa: She just left, Dad.

Homer: Don't worry, I'll send her a text message.

Bart: I think she's going to make some love graffiti on a castle that belongs to some guy named "Bowser.".. Wait, Bowser? Isn't that the jerk who tried to rule Springfield with his iron fist?!

Homer: Ah! We have to stop her before she'll piss him off!!... Right after dinner. What's for dinner, Marge?

Marge: Nothing at the moment. I need to buy some groceries at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Homer: Aww.. Oh well, I'll go for the donuts anyway--

Bart: It was destroyed by Starmen.

Homer: *bawls* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *runs out of the topic, screaming.*

Bart: Just kidding! Lardlad Donuts are still open. *leaves the topic.*

*Hank and Cynder appears delivering the Sorceress Trophy to the Springfield Police and placed it at the front door. Hank writes a "a Gifted Prisoner to the Police from Henry Summers" sticky note and places it on the Trophy's Belly. Then Hank and Cynder leave topic after Cynder rings the door bell.*

*Chief Wiggum opens the door and sees the Sourceress trophy*

Chief Wiggum: Whoa! A big lizard statue! *picks it up and place it in his office* I could use some decorating myself. Heh heh heh!

*Meanwhile, Bart and Homer arrives.*

Marge: How long have you two been inactive outside Springfield and the other worlds?

Homer: Uh..... 5 days?

Marge: Actually, it was more last month.

Homer: LAST MONTH?!

Bart: Yep. Last month.

Lisa: You two just don't know much about real time, do you?

Homer: Not really.

Lisa: But what are you two doing?

Homer: Looking for the creepy turtle lady. She said she likes the big brute.

*Suddenly, Judge Constant Harm walks into the Police Station and into Chief Wiggum's office to see the the Trophy and reads the note."

Judge Harm: (A Prisoner Trophy... To the Police... From Henry Summers.) Wiggum, this isn't a real statue, this is a Sorceress Prisoner Trophy.

*Randall sneaks into the Police Station, unseen*

Judge Harm: Hmmm... *Touches the Trophy Stand, Reviving the Sorceress*

The Sorceress: *@Judge Harm* Thanks for freeing me, Whoever you are.

Judge Harm: It's Charlotte "Constant" Harm, and Maybe you won't be "free" for long after I ask you a few questions; WHo hired you to do this Dimensional Army Dirtywork?

The Sorceress: We weren't really the Minions of the Subspace Army; We were Slaves for Tabuu.

Judge Harm: Who is this "Tabuu"? I don't really play video games.

The Sorceress: He is the Ruler of Subspace. However, Since I read the Wiki that you don't like the Simpson family at all, I suggest you join us, and if you do, I'll introuce you to Tabuu, my new master.

Judge Harm: In your Dreams, Ms. Witchcraft; Even if I dislike the Simpsons, I'm not really an evil person; I'm just Unforgiving and Strict.

The Sorceress: Charlotte, I'm afraid you don't have a choice.

Judge Harm: *Sighs* Just let me think for a moment.

Harm's voice inside of Harm's Head: Well, Seriously, I fell strictly sorry for what I was doing to the Simpsons that made them rebel against me. Maybe if I pretend to join the Subspace Army, I might deserve the respect from the Simpsons for proving to them that I'm the great judge, just not greater than Snyder.

Judge Harm: *Wispers into Wiggum* (Be sure to inform Judge Snyder and the Simpsons that I'll be going undercover to see what's going on, Okay?) *Turns to the Sorceress* Okay, I'll "Join" your pathedic army, on one condition; Do not EVER point that Trophy Ray Gun thing at me, that's Threatening or Violating a judge, which is against the law.

The Sorceress: First off, it's a Dark Cannon. Second, I can't Promise you that, but I'll try! *Leaves Topic with Judge Harm*

Randall: *Invisible* (Dang! She Took my Credit!) *Leaves topic as well*

Chief Wiggum: Eh.. What? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

OOC: Pwnt.

*Judge Harm, Megatron and Inferno appear in the Springfield Forest Discovering the Terantic Pinetree surrounded by nothing but Grass and rocks.*

Judge Harm: Hmph. The King of Trees you're burning down?

Megatron: Yessssss, my dear sweet Constant! This is our; I will get to write "El Barto" on this tree, Inferno will get to Burn it down, then you, Constant, will get to blame the whole big mess on "Bart" character who I saw in the cartoon...

Judge Harm: His name is Bartholomew Jojo Simpson.

Megatron: Exactly. Then "Bartholomew" will spend his banishment in the forgotten Island where his family will never see him again.

Judge Harm: Yeah. ... Whatever!

*Megatron Tags "El Barto" on the Terantic Tree Trunk, Inferno burns the Terantic tree down with his Flame Thrower and Inferno and Megatron run out of the Topic, laughing maniacally*

Judge Harm: Finally! *Pulls out her Dark Cannon* My Chance! *Chases after Inferno and Megatron out of the Topic.*

An immigrant (since Karasz decided to register EVERY SIMPSONS CHARACTER EVER) wonders what the hell Megatron was thinking, because if no one saw the tree with El Barto on it before it got burned down, no one can blame Bart. Not to mention no one knows Bart is El Barto (I don't care what you say, that episode with peanuts and shrimp was just for the gag) and, if people did see it, they'd probably also see the GIANT ROBOTS burning the tree.

OOC: I'm guessing you want some of my Simpsons characters, huh Alex? What would you like? Talk to me on PM.

*ROBby, BOBby and Judge Harm arrive their Trophy Cargo at the Topic, placing Four Predacon Trophies on the Ground, Standing. Judge Harm touched their Stands, reviving Megatron, Inferno, Waspinator and Rampage.*

Megatron: Holy, what is going on here?

Judge Harm: *Aims her Dark Cannon at Megatron* You may thank me for letting you for, but for Burning down the tree king and for joining the Subspace Army in the First Place, I have no choice but to sentence you to [i]two months of the Springfield Prison. Unless you want to be turned into trophies again, I suggest you do as I say and Get in there. ... Or else. Plus *Grabs a Bigger Ziploc Bag and puts her Dark Cannon in there then zips it up* I'm taking this dark Cannon over to Prof. Frink for the special Safety measure. Writes down "Dark Cannon" on the Ziploc Bag. *@ROBby and BOBby* Now lets head over to Professor Frink.

*As the four Predacons sadly enter the Big House as Judge Harm, ROBby and BOBby Drove over to Frink's laboratory, knocking on the door.*

Judge Harm: Frink, are you there? it's me; Charlotte "Constant" Harm! and the Former R.O.B. Units 9999 and 10000.

ROBby: And if you want to know why we were driving the Trophy Cargo...

BOBby: Then here's an info for you, Prof.... We actually hijacked the Trophy Cargo from the Primids when their Sleeping on the job, man. I know it's illegal, Prof., but between you and me, that's part of working undercover, man.

Judge Harm: Jesus Christ! Not another GRAND THEFT AUTO!! GRRR. One of these days I will Break your face in! BOTH of them!