Springfield (The Simpsons)

Benika: What the heck?!!

*The Fusion Machine Fuses Karasz and Benika together*

Karnica: ....I'm in a female's body? This is awkward.. *Pulls out the Flaming Grand Blade* WHOA!! *grins at Fusion Machine* Now you're dead, punk. *Slashes the Fusion Machine.*

*The fusion machine implodes*

Enemy Master: Maybe designing him to think that less opponents was better wasn't a good idea.

Shift: YA THINK? *Punches Karnica*

*Karnica punches Shift in the face.*

*Shift blocks and kicks Karnica into a building*

*Which is Moe's Tavern. Lenny and Carl are still fighting. Bart, Lisa, and Nelson witnessed this.*

Bart: WHOA!!

Lisa: Is that..??

Bart: I don't know if it's Dad's best friend, but--

*Karnica gets up.*

Bart: Nevermind...

--

*Sarina knocks on the Simpson's House, but was interrupted by Flanders, who was walking by.*

Ned: Hi-Diddly-Ho, tourist! You look like you're not from Shelbyville, but from a nice town. Name's Ned Flanders, what's your's?

Sarina: Oh.. I'm Sarina..

Ned: Sarina? My, that's a new name I haven't heard of. It's even Christian too.

Sarina: Really? Well, it's not.. really like that.

Ned: Hey there's no need to be shamed of it. If you overcome any extreme trouble, you have to pray for God to give you a miracle.

Sarina: Ok.. I'll try to remember--

*Homer opens up*

Homer: Oh great. What do you want, Flanders?!

Ned: Just droppin' by if you still have my video camera.

Homer's Brain: Uh oh. You gave it to Lenny in the first place, you idiot. Think of a good lie. Any lie!

Homer: I gave it to Lenny.

Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm out of here. *walks through the door.*

Ned: Oh, well.. Can you tell Lenny that I need it back?

Homer: I'll tell him when I'm good and READY. *slams the door.* ... *opens the door and noticed Sarina* Hey, you look like Karasz, but a girl. GASP! You chose transexual??!!?

*Ned walks away to his house.*

Sarina: No, I'm his sister. I'm Sarina.

*Marge comes over.*

Marge: Oooh, it's very nice to have a visitor coming to our house. I'm Marge Simpson, and this is Homer, my husband.

*Maggie sees Sarina, sucking her pacifier.*

Marge: And this is our baby, Maggie. Well, we also have the other two kids, Bart and Lisa, but they haven't come back yet. Homer, I'm hoping that the kids are ok.

Homer: The whatnow?

Marge: And was Bart with you?

Homer's Brain: Oh. Crawling back to me? Ok, make up a new lie.

Homer: He's still at the theme park.... *realized he didn't lie* D'OH!!

Marge: Well at least they know how to get back home. But just in case, we gotta find Bart and Lisa before something else will happen.

*Abe came back.*

Homer: And where have you been, Dad???

Abe: Cemetary. THREE THUGS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! HURTING THE INNOCENT AND COMBINING TWO INTO ONE FREAKING PORK WITH LARD BREASTS!!'

Homer: Mmmm.... Larded Pork Breasts... *drools*

Abe: And the three people like her are listening to my stories. What kind of son are you to ignore my--

Homer: BORING!!

Sarina: They're not boring. He told me about the... ...*to Abe* Where is the gem?

Abe: The gem? When we went to the cemetary before the thugs came, we discovered that it was stolen.

Sarina: Stolen?

Abe: By some thief who left these. *pulls out Jimbo's Wool Hat's wool.* How did they take the gem, I'll never know!!

Sarina: I'll be needing this. *takes the wool.* Is there a nearby police station?

Marge: Right across Downtown Springfield. You'll see the police station.

Sarina: Thank you. ^_^... Hey, Homer-Sama?

Homer: ?

Sarina: How did you know about my Onii-Chan? You know him?

Homer's Brain: Make a up good lie or I'll--

Homer: Forum switches.

Homer's Brain: OH THANKS FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!! *kills itself.*

Homer: Are you still here?!?

*Sarina walks away to the Springfield Police Department.*

Homer: Now Marge, how about we have a little--

Marge: We'll snuggle when we're done picking up the kids. And where did you park the Sedan?

Homer: I can't lie or tell the truth. My brain is dead.

Marge: Hrmrmmmpphh!! Come on.. *joins Homer and search for Bart and Lisa.*

*Shift fogpiles Karnica and beats him in the face*

*Karnica pushes Shift down and punches him rapidly.*

Moe: *pulls out his shotgun* GET OUT OF MY BAR! BOTH OF YOU!!

*Shift turns into Moe and points his Shotgun at the real Moe*

Moe: *withdraws his gun.* Hey hey hey, take it easy. Here, what if I throw in a free beer just to cool your head off.

*Karnica pulls out his flaming sword and slashes Shift down.*

Moe: Oh thanks alot! You just killed my customer!

*Shift turns back to normal and then turns into.....many Shifts*

Shifts: Which ones are real, which are fake?

Karnica: I would like to take all of you own!! *Uses his Flaming Grand Blade to spin, creating a fire tornado and burn the Shift Clones and Shift himself.*

*Shift reforms*

Shift: Ugh....NOW!

*Enemy Master shoots a mind-control blast at Karnica from behind*

*Karnica ducks out of the way as the beam hit Moe.*

Moe: Oooh....

*Lenny and Carl stopped the anger and saw Moe.*

Lenny: Hey, Moe ain't looking too good.

Carl: *sees the broken beer bottle* Oh god! Lenny, I think that since we're busy fighting, this happens.

Lenny: Why can't we pay more attention to him?!

Barney: I regret nothing!! *BURP!!*

Enemy Master: Uuumm....Get this guy?

*Moe grabs Karnica and strangles him. Lenny and Carl tries to pull Moe away.*

Carl: ARE YOU CRAZY? You'll be arrested for this!!

*Karnica slashes Moe, but accidently hit Lenny and Carl. He slashes Enemy Master.*

Karnica: This ends now, Enemy Master!

Enemy Master: Why should it? I'm off to assisst Dark in his new plan! Ta! *Teleports out of topic*

Shift: As well as I. But I'll leave you 3 gifts, one, i'll break his mind-control *Cancel's Moe's mind Control* and you'll find out the other two... *Teleports out of topic*

Karnica: So, I think I found the connection.. But first, SOMEBODY DEFUSE US ALREADY!!

*Prof. Frink came and pull out his defusion ray, defusing him into Karasz and Benika.*

Bart: Wow, that was the coolest battle ever!

Lisa: Is everyone OK?

Moe: Are you crazy? I'm hurt. My health insurance won't cover it. And my life sucked.

Karasz: As I was saying, I found a connection between the angry citizens and Dark. Dark is using a very powerful beam that can make people's emotions into anger..... But why? Well, I'll have to find it out later.

Benika: Psst.. The gem?

Karasz: Oh right. Let's go find the power Gem.

Lisa: I think you need to find clues before finding the gem.

Karasz: Can you give us a clue?

Bart: Yeah, you're the smart one, Lis!

Lisa: Urggh.. Well, I can give you one clue. Some girl went to the police station and wanted to find out who stole the gem.

Karasz: Thanks. *walks to the police station with Benika.*

*Homer and Marge came.*

Marge: Kids, where have you been? We were looking all over for you two!

Bart: Just watching the cool stuff.. You should've seen the fun! Lots of violence and--

Marge: No kids of ours are going to watch anymore violence and that's that.

Homer: Oh come on, Marge! They watch the wrestling game too.

Marge: That one involves big meanie weanies are using cheatsy injectsies to win. From now on, I'm putting on parental guidence on both the violence.

Bart: Aww man!

Lisa: But I wonder... Who had a right mind is to use a beam on Downtown Springfield?

Homer: Let me guess, Shelbyville??

*A hologram of Dark appears in the Simpsons house while Karasz is away*

Homer: Who cares. I'm getting hungry.

*The Simpson are returning back to their house. They noticed hologram Dark.*

Maggie: *giggles at Dark.*

Homer, Bart, Lisa, and Marge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Marge: Nyahh!! Maggie! *throws a jar at Dark* Get away from my baby! Who are you?!

Dark Hologram: Something called a hardlight hologram. Please, don't be afraid. *Walks out of the house*

Bart: Who the hell is he??

Homer: Batman?

*The other four looked at Homer.*

Homer: What? He looked like him, right?

--

*Sarina enters the police station.*

Chief Wiggum: *on the phone* You're saying that I stink? *to another phone* What do you mean "all the people in Springfield is to blame?" They didn't anything wrong. Are you trying to make me arrest you for making false reports? *to the third* No, my name isn't Porky Pig. *hangs them up.* God.. What's wrong with these people?

Sarina: Excuse me, sir.

Chief Lou: Chief, she need to talk to you.

Chief Wiggum: Can you give me a minute? People are really angry for no apparent reason and I need to know what made them like that.

Sarina: *shows Wiggum the wool* I'm looking for some guy who dropped this wool.

Chief Wiggum: If my eyes decieve me, that wool belongs to Jimbo Jones, a delinquant who is in charged of marijuana possession, vandalism, and entering a strip club while under the age of 21. He hangs out with Dolph and Kerney. I wouldn't make eye contact on them if I were you.

Sarina: Why is that?

Chief Wiggum: You're a girl! You'll get beaten up by them! But if you rather risk your life by talking to them, it ain't my problem. Heh heh.

Sarina: Sigh... And where can I find them?

Chief Wiggum: The alley or Springfield Elementary.

Sarina: Ok.. Thank you. *walks out.*

*Sarina regrouped with her brother and Benika.*

Sarina: I found another clue, Onii-Chan. It seems that a bully named Jimbo took the gem.

Karasz: Good, I have a good mind to talk to that thief.

*Suddenly, Judge Harm walks to Karasz*

Judge Harm: *@Karasz* Good day, Karasz! I'm not here to do harm on you today or anything, I just need to ask you a Question: Have you seen a Spiked Koopa Named "Clawdia"? Cause I need to Find her and call in the Zone Police 'Cause she's not allowed to exist. ... Even on MY watch anyway! PLUS... According to the Universe Caution Law, the Implied Joke Characters are Banned from existance. Where is this "Clawdia" So that I can find her?

Karasz: I'm sorry, but I don't even know you or her. You just need to find someone else who knows her.