Springfield (The Simpsons)

Ralph: Did you say something?

*The police car is coming this way.*

*Ralph wins, and the screen flashes off, the Tails Doll disappears*

Game: PREPARE TO CHALLENGE!

*Tails Doll appears on the screen, next to Ralph's character*

*Wiggum and his crew comes out.*

Wiggum: Ralphie, what's that you got there?

Ralph: A good game!

Wiggum: You know Mommy says that playing video games can cause you to kill people!

Lou: I think something's up with that doll.

Eddie: Hmm.. Looks creepy.

Game: 3...! 2...! 1...! START!

*Tails doll rushes ahead*

*Wiggum shoots the TV*

Ralph: Waaahh! My TV died!!

*the bullet enters the screen and hits Ralph's character's leg*

Tails Doll: [There will be no interference.]

*Ralph has an identical injury to his leg that his character has*

*Ralph runs away in pain.*

Lou: That doll is not normal!!!

???: It isn't just normal... *Reveals as a Medium* IT IS THE CURSE OF THE TAILS DOLL! WHOEVER CONTACTS THE LIVING DOLL FROM FIREY PITS OF HELL WILL BE FORCED TO HAVE THEIR SOUL TAKEN AWAY!!! IT MUST BE EXERCISED!!

*Tails Doll finishes the race and wins*

Tails Doll: *has somehow eaten a soul from Ralph's character* [So good.]

Ralph: I feel funny.. *becomes lifeless and falls down.*

Medium: That doll!!! He just eaten the soul of a young child!! I must find help!!! *leaves the topic.*

Wiggum: Ralph! No!!! How could this happen?!!?! I was going to give him a bicycle!!

*the bicycle has the words "Stitched with Evil, Stuffed with Hate" on it in blood*

Tails Doll: [That went well.] *leaves the topic*

Strong Bad: ..........................That was a heaping pile of scaryness and wetting your pants kind of thing. Let's go home The Cheat. The moolah's are on me! *leaves with The Cheat.*

*Meanwhile, at the Hospital.*

Peter: Boy, it's about time we got here. And we've been active for a long time. This is more ridiculous than Chris Rock got a job as an ice cream truct driver.

*Flashback.*

Chris Rock: Yo! You want some chocolate, strawberry, banana, or blueberry?!

Kid: What happened to vanilla?

Chris Rock: I ate them all!!

Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chris Rock: Just kidding! Here ya go! *gives the kid a vanilla ice cream.*

Kid: Eww! What's that?

Chris Rock: A rotten peanut!

Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! AGAIN!!

*The DeSoto came in the topic.*

Sam: Well here we are, Max. The joyful town of Springfield.

Wiggum: How could this happen?!

Max: Hey, let's ask that fat guy over there!

Sam: *walk towards Chief Wiggum* Excuse me, but what's going?

Wiggum: That doll took my son's soul!

Max: Does he look like a orange stuffed animal who eats souls?

Wiggum: How did you know? Oh I get it, the medium spreads warnings about it.

Max: Exactly!

Sam: Do you know where that thing is going?

Wiggum: I don't know. You'll have to follow its footprints to find more clues. I can't help ya there ya know.

Sam: Aww.

Max: Thanks for the information.

Wiggum: By the way, there has been complaints about a dead body. I wouldn't touch it if I were you.

Sam: Dead body?

Max: Ooh! Cool! I like to see one.

Sam: Where is the dead body?

Wiggum: It is at the lake.

*Sam and Max goes over to the lake.*

Max: Is that a dead body?

Barney: *drunk* Raaaaaaraaagagghh.. BURP!!~

Sam: He's alive, but that's not him-- *sees the dead body* SWEET SOURCREAM LONGCATS! We found one!!

Max: Oh no! The fiend took the soul!! DAMN YOU HEARTLESS BEING!!

Sam: Not likely. *picks up the dead body.* This one is a girl.. which is unusual because we got the dead boys as evidence. Did you notice the cut from her neck?

Max: Typical murder, I assume? At this rate, it's going to be an oh-so-cliche!

Sam: You crack me up, little buddy! Let's postpone the case and do something about this girl.

Max: Oh I know!

Sam: Don't think about it, Max. It's too disgusting for younger viewers.

Max: Awww.. I was going to put my boogers on her head. *leaves with Sam and the girl.*

*Marge is waiting for Homer. But she noticed the flyer she obtained from is telling the people of Springfield that a new beauty contest is coming up.*

Marge: Ooh, I could enter a beauty contest. Maybe I'll try to beat beauty contest rival.

Lisa: Who's your rival, Mom?

Marge: Who else? My sisters, Patty and Selma!

Lisa: You're trying to beat your sisters in a contest?

Marge: Have I ever told you I was a champion 5 years in a row, but lost once? Well this year I won't lose. I'm gonna try to go to a clothing shop and maybe I'll pick up some new clothes to wear for the contest.

Lisa: Mom, I wouldn't want you to wear animal skinned clothing. That's the only reason why you lost last year.

Marge: The judges were hippies, I know. But i'll try to wear something more exotic!

Lisa: I'm rootin' for ya, Mom! Good luck!

Marge: Wish me luck! *walks out.*

*The Mayor and the random citizens are setting up the beauty contest.*

*Bub and Bob came. Pesterina (Professor Pester) arrives with "her" Ruffians.*

Persterina: Oh dear! I hope I hope I'm not too late for the annual beauty contest!

Kotonoha appears.

Pesterina: What? More competitors are approaching?! Well I'm not going to let them win, but I'll try my hardest to act beautiful for the judges!

Kotonoha goes to the sign up place.

*So does Pesterina, Marge, Patty, and Selma.*

Selma: Hey, who's that new chick?

Patty: I bet she's from Shelbyville.

Groundskeeper Willie: *as a Sign Up Booth Clerk.* Welcome to the Beauty Contest, lassies. Care to let Willie sign you up?

Traci T. enters Springfield and walks over to the Beauty Contest.

Traci T: Good morning mayor, looks like a lovley day for a beauty contest!

Mayor: You bet it does. I even entered my own sexy secretary for the beauty contest!

Traci T: Good for you! Why, I remember the first beauty pagent I was ever in... I won it of course and continued onward, but my third husband didn't like the idea of me entering contests. Why I can still remember him blackening my eyes the way he used to, just so I couldn't go! *Traci T's mind starts to drift off for a moment* Of course now I only enter my clothing desgins in contests. I'm afraid I'm too old for entering beauty pagents.

Kotonoha: Hi. My name is Kotonoha Katsura. I'd like to sign up.

Groundskeeper Willie: Bah! You're in.. *signs her up.* NEXT!!

Kotonoha does to wherever she's supposed to go.

There is an earthquake and a large digging machine pops up from the ground, followed by two witches exiting it. The witches then walk towards the sign-up booth.

Blobbelda: HI!

Mingella: Here we are now, and sign up for the contest we shall!