Springfield (The Simpsons)

Homer: Alright, you big yellow lizard head, *picks up Dr. Shnoz* You better stop screwing up reality or I'll make you. Geez, what do you have against reality?! If you prefer virtual reality, go see Professor Frink!

--

*The virtual reality machine is out of order.*

Prof. Frink: Oh this could take awhile with the fixings, and the time, and even knowledge.... Oh damn.

Dr. Shnoz electrocutes himself (and Homer). After he's free of Homer's grip, he floats away.
<Dr. Shnoz> What? Don't you LIKE eating your head? Feh! Whatever. Robospaz!
Robospaz catches up to the top.
<Robospaz> How did you five get all the way up here and past me?!
<Dr. Shnoz> Keep 'em busy! I gotta think up new ways to distort them!
Robospaz whips out his gamma laser and fires steady streams of it at the tourists. Dr. Shnoz toys with the space stream machine, and another pulse is set out into the tourists.

<OOC> Think of something that'll handicap 2-4 of them.

*Homer becomes Hulk Homer.*

Hulk Homer: HOMER MAD!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!! *comes over to Robospaz and crushes him* HOMER SMASH!!! GET REVENGE ON LIZARD!!!

*Bart becomes his evil twin, Hugo.*

Hugo: This is humiliating. *kicks Robospaz.*

*Strong Bad becomes HOMESTAR RUNNER???*

Homestar?: I'm Homestar?!??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Wario becomes his zombie form.*

Wario: Raaaaaaaaaarghhh... Brains!! *bites Dr. Shnoz* Taste like garlic.

*The Cheat becomes... well, The Cheat.*

The Cheat: Oh dearie me. Stop your silly nonsense or.... I can talk?!! At last!! I have finally obtained English!!

It's kinda hard for Zombie Wario to bite Shnoz's head, since he's still within his belljar. Robospaz snatches Hugo and Strongbad with hidden claws and electrocutes them.
<Dr. Shnoz> Robo-claws, initiate!
From the base of the belljar sprouts two gigantic mechanical claws, the kind capable of scrapping a car. Using these, he punched and slashed Hulk Homer, Zombie Wario, and The Cheat.

Meanwhile, down at the base, Lava, Nar, and Jimbob are carrying Rock Sapphire up the stairway, with Mitri ahead.
<Nar> Urrrgh! How much further??
<Mitri> Put your back into it!
Lava was fine at his end. He carried his end of Rock Sapphire with his mind.
<Lava> Yeah, put yer back into it.
<Nar> If this is about that botched launch to Pluto--
<Mitri> No, this is for not eating those soyleaves after yo made me eat mine. You know how long it took to regrow my face?!
<Jimbob> Two awesome weeks!
<Mitri> Exactly. Two of the weeks that Weas worked us over while he slacked off.
<Rock Sapphire> Wuff you ged oofer it?!

Hulk Homer: Homer Hungry... *stomach growls.*

Homestar?: This is bullstyle!! We can't let that talking head and a mediocre robot win!!

Hugo: I agree with ya. I think I have an idea. *shoves a disk containing the computer virus in Robospaz.*

*Zombie Wario blows poisonous breath at Dr. Shnoz.*

<Robospaz> EEK!
Robospaz ejects the disc and throws it out the window. Robospaz expands his wheel, and it sprouts spikes. He revs towards the five, trying to run over them.
Dr. Shnoz, once again, is still in his belljar, so he's unaffected by the toxic breath. He uses his claws to grab Zombie Wario and slam him into the ground repeatedly.

The member 'Lava Yosh Starlet' has done the following action : Roll dices

'6' :

Result :

OOC:...Karasz, why did you just post that?

OOC: I didn't touch that. Everytime a person used a dice, the post that I didn't make appear, telling that the dice has landed and showed the number from the top.

Zombie Wario: Ow. Ow. Ow.

Hulk Homer: *grabs Robospaz again because of his powerful strength, and throws him out of the building.* POKING MAKES HOMER MAD!!

<OOC> Oh, that. Yeah, when I see a new thing, I get curious, and...well...

Robospaz, in mid-fall, manages to catch onto the side of the building with his spiked wheel, and revs back up to the top, leaping in and attempting once again to run over the tourists. Dr. Shnoz throws Zombie Wario (jaws-first) into Hulk Homer.

*Homer is down, and turns back to his normal form. He gets up.*

Homer: Hey! You're not playing fair, you ugly head!

*Metalmouth appears in the Springfield Forest.

Metalmouth: Minions!! Prepare to create a factory!! We must build an army of robots to take on this blasted city!! BUWAHAH HAH HAH!!

*The Robot Koopas does so as they're building a robot making factory. It spawns more Robot Koopas, but stronger and holds a weapon.*

<Dr. Shnoz> Muhahahaha! Hey, an evil genius has gotta do what an evil genius has gotta do. I can't help it.
Dr. Shnoz's claws ready an electro-beam, but it's then hit by a Star Bomb, thus induced with flinching. Dr. Shnoz sees the source...Lava! He and the Weasels (except Rock Sapphire, who's still on Nar and Jimbob's backs) are standing right there at the stairway.
<Dr. Shnoz> Blasted Weasels!! And who's the dinosaur?
<Lava> You don't need to know that. You been messing with the space stream?
<Dr. Shnoz> ...So what if I have been?
<Nar> It's bad for our health, and we want this madness to end now!
<Dr. Shnoz> Just try me!
Dr. Shnoz resumes charging up electro-beams, then fires them at Lava and the Weasels. The four jump away. Rock Sapphire is dropped onto the ground in the process.
<Rock Sapphire> Darrim. I'f fahhen, and I cah't get up.

Homer: *picks up Rocky Sapphire* Eat statue, you fiend!! *cracks back* D'AHHOOHOHOO!! Oh my back!! It hurt so much!! *slows moves the statue over to Shnoz* Stay right... there! *drops the statue on Shnoz, crushing him.* WOOHOO!

*My characters randomly Touch things*

*Nothing happens after Sideshow Bob's defeat.*

*Dimentio disspears, but the rest continue to poke*

Dr. Shnoz's belljar is smashed, so he pops out and floats behind Homer, breathing fire all over his backside.
<Dr. Shnoz> I refuse to lose!!
Dr. Shnoz hits the space-stream machine again. He adjusted it to cause some terrible weakness to the tourists, the Weasels, and Lava, as well as power himself up.
What happened is Nar became nothing BUT a head, Mitri was turned inside-out, Jimbob was turned into a broken saxophone (thus cannot move, save for his face), and Lava got reduced to a zombified skeleton (Lava Bones, if you would). Oh, and Rock Sapphire was un-petrified and was turned back into Weas...but became a crippled weasel (the animal). No, seriously. His feet were broken.
<Weas> Well, this is a fine thing.
As for Dr. Shnoz and Robospaz...well, Robospaz became gargantuan with extra grappling arms and laser hands, and Dr. Shnoz grew in size, and fitted atop Robospaz's head. Robospaz then equipped the space-stream machine into his chest.
<Dr. Shnoz> Alone, I'm a psychokinetic threat, but paired with Robospaz, I'm an absolute calamity!!
<Robospaz> I'm still having to carry your weight around. Ugh.
<Lava Bones> This is nothin' Watch this!
Lava Bones tried to catch Robospaz in his telekinetic hold...but for some reason, he didn't have one anymore.
<Lava Bones> ??? Oh, right. No brain tissue, no psychic powers.
<Dr. Shnoz> Ready to be flattened?!

*Unfortunately for Shnoz, my tourists are normal.*

Strong Bad: Hey! I'm back to normal! And I am so gonna get my revenge on him. The Cheat, whacl that steam machine!

*The Cheat hit the space-stream machine.*

Homer: Aww! I just became normal!! Stupid spotted little thing!

The Cheat: MEEEEEEH!!!

Dr. Shnoz implements a psychokinetic barrier over the space-stream machine.
<Lava Bones> TILJOT!!! (D----T!!!)
Lava Bones throws his Star Raider into Robospaz's face, and it inflicts a serious dent and knocks Dr. Shnoz/Robospaz over. The Star Raider bounced off its end back to Lava Bones, who was amazed at his newfound strength.
<Lava Bones> Wwwwwwoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.
Head Nar hobbles over.
<Head Nar> Hey, not to be rude, but most of us are a bit unfortunate ourselves.
<Lava Bones> Oh. Well, uh...
Inside-Out Mitri squiggles over.
<Inside-Out Mitri> I just find this humiliating. You know, bile spurting everywhere and--
Some bile spurted onto Lava Bones and Sax Jimbob.
<Inside-Out Mitri> ...Yeah.
Weas said nothing.
<Sax Jimbob> Hey Weas! Fix me!
<Weas> No, Jimbob.
Robospaz aimed his many lasers at Lava Bones and fired at him. After being nicked by the first few, Lava Bones used whatever acrobatics he had left to avoid the rest.

*Bart pulls out his screw driver and unscrews Robospaz's buttplate off. He placed a computer virus in it.*

<OOC> Backplate, you mean? You really need to watch GEOweasel.

Dr. Shnoz turns on Robospaz's head.
<Dr. Shnoz> Not so fast, kid!
Dr. Shnoz sprouts arms on the sides of his heads. The left arm yanks the virus disc and throws it out the window. The right arm then grabs Bart and throws him out the window.
<Robospaz> Gotta get that backplate back on...
Tiny narrow arms extend from Robospaz's bare back and clamp onto the backplate, then suction it back on. While still firing at Lava Bones, Robospaz uses his arms to tighten the screws extra-tight.

*Bart is outside.*

Bart: Man, these guys just want to mess up reality. I think I better call the only nerd I know.

*Ralph Wiggum came.*

Ralph: I drink yellow juice out of the toilet!

Bart: ...Uh.. I'm just gonna find Lisa. *runs out of Krusty's Theme Park.*

*A Dark Beam from the Laser hits the topic, specifically Downtown Springfield*

*In Moe's Tavern, Lenny and Carl break the bottom halfs of their beer bottles and threatens each other.*

Lenny: You think you're better than me?!

Carl: Yeah! You suck!!

Lenny: Well I think you're terrible than Nina Myers!

Moes: *pulls out his shotgun* BOTH OF YOUS GET OUT OF MY BAR!

Lenny and Carl: STAY OUT OF THIS!!

*Barney is too drunk to be angry.*

Barney: Can I be part of this? *BURP!!!*

*At the Kwik-E-Mart...*

Snake: Give me all of your money, dirt--

*Apu pulls out his minigun*

Snake: Whoa.. Sorry.. *walks out.*

Apu: Idiot.

*Luckily for the elderly and already aggressive type citizens, it doesn't work on them. Abe enters.*

Apu: LEAVE THE STORE, NOW!

Abe: Why? You think old people can't do anything around here? Let me tell you something, mister! Old people have the rights to enter buildings whenever they-- *sleeps*

Apu: *kicks Abe out* NO THANK YOU, DON'T COME AGAIN!! *locks the Kwik-E-Mart.*

Abe: Ahh.. My back!!

*Alot of chaos has begun in Downtown Springfield. Otto is breaking into the cinderblock store and steal some cinderblocks. Bumblebee Man and Skinner are fighting each other.*

Abe: It's a madhouse!! A madhouse!! DAAAAHH!!!