Springfield (The Simpsons)

*Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffle arrives who disguised themselves as a knight, a nice lady, and.. a dog.*

Cletus: Haw haw haw haw! Them midgets got a dog that is the same size as them.

Mr. Blik: Uh.... Bark bark!! Bark! Woof woof!!

Cletus: This kind of breed is good for the youngins to play. I should get me one of that!

Gordon: You should. Your filth is cramping our style.

*Cletus is offended and walks away.*

Waffle: But I'm still hungry.

Mr. Blik: Oh, and I think I just found one that is cheap.

*The cats go into Krusty Burger.*

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Can I help you three?

Mr. Blik: Uh... Bark?

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: *sneezes* Sorry. I'm afraid I'm going to ask you guys to get this dog out.

Waffle: Can we order first?

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: But--

Waffle: GIVE US SOME FOOD YOU PET HATER!! *pulls out his gun* I SAID GIVE US THE FOOD!!!

*Squeaky-Voiced Teen paniced and prepares 1,000 Krusty Burgers for the cats.*

Gordon: Waffle.... What's wrong with you?!

Mr. Blik: Who cares? We got the burgers to ourselves!! Dig in! *Eats 5 Krusty Burgers.*

*Gordon eats 5 Krusty Burgers. Waffle ate 15 Krusty Burgers.*

*PrimeMoron enters the topic*

PrimeMoron: DUH DUH DUH DUH....I FOUND A SWORD!...NUH NUH NUH DUH.

Waffle: Burger: *holds up a cheeseburger in front of PrimeMoron.*

PrimeMoron: DUH DUH DUH DUH. *Takes the form of Admin Karasz*

PrimeMoron (Now Admin_Karasz) : I SHALL BAN YOOO!

*The cats are speechless, but they laughed so hard.*

Mr. Blik: Boy, you're sure are good with immitations!

Gordon: But you're breaking the forth wall, lad!!

Admin_Karasz: No im not. DUHHHHHH DUUUUUHHHH.....Brb.

Mr. Blik: Boy, this guy is really looney. *brings dozens of Krusty Burgers along.* And remember, keep your disguises on.

Gil: Hey, lady, are you interested in buying a new vaccumm cleaner? *accidently sucks Waffle's dress, revealing his bra and panties?!* Oooh Gil is gonna get it now. :S

Waffle: YOU SICK MAN!! *mauls Gil.*

Admin_Karasz: Im a stupid moronic Pervert. Bear with it.T.T

OOC: Another reason to ban him, eh? Regardless of it being a joke (for him, anyway) its still flaming Karasz.

OOC: >_>; I'm going to kill you for making me say that, Yuping.

Waffle: AYE!! *hides*

Mr. Blik: Now what is Waffle doing? *sees Makoto and Sekai* Oh no, not them!! THEY ARE NOT TAKING US BACK TO THE FAMILY!! NO SIR!! Uh.. I mean.... Woof woof woof?

Gordon: *acts* Greetings sir and madam. We're looking for the Knight's Ball.

Sekai: Knight's Club? Ummm... *blinks twice* Wait. You look familiar. Haven't we met?

Gordon: Uh.......

Makoto: ..*takes Gordon's helmet off.* Gordon?

Gordon: Please don't take us back!!

Mr. Blik: DO IT AND WE WILL DIE AND YOU TWO CAN'T LIVE YOURSELVES YOU BONNIE AND CLYDE IMPERSONATORS!!

Makoto: What? We ran away too you know.

Mr. Blik: Eh?

Makoto: Grimace thinks I'm not good enough to help him. And Sekai agrees with me.

Mr. Blik: So you two betrayed him?

Sekai: I will not stay there for his chef's horrible cooking. I rather eat tainted chicken that comes with bird flu.

Mr. Blik: It's a good thing we got burgers. Fresh from the fast food joint!!

Makoto: ....But Sekai just stole groceries.

Gordon: Aw no!! Sekai, I told you to control your gas, but it wants you to steal things!! Lass, I don't know how should I say this, but you're becoming a thief who steals food.

Sekai: ...

Gordon: Now put them back--

Waffle: We stole the food too.

Sekai: Ha! Waffle admitted. Now we're even!

Waffle: Yeah! Woohoo!

...

Mr. Blik: Ok, so now what?

Makoto: Well... we could go for some root beer.

Mr. Blik: You said the magic word!! Come on, let's head over to the tavern!! My treat.

*Blik leads his friends over to Moe's Tavern.*

Moe: What?! *pulls out a shotgun and points at Sekai* If you think you're going to kill us with that knife, then you have no chance of-- *sees Makoto* Oh... Man, I never get to use a shotgun in the building. *withdraws.*

Lenny: So she is cleared of charges then?

Carl: Yep. I guess the book was just rumor.

Sekai: ... (No. It was real.)

*Cosmo enters topic*
Cosmo: I want my ham!

Mr. Blik: YOU!?! Well at least we got our handy dandy supplies of burgers. *chuckles evilly..*

Cosmo: I want a burger!

Sekai: Just give him the burger.

*Mr. Blik gives Cosmo the burger.*

*Cosmo eats it*
Cosmo: Yay!

Mr. Blik: Good, now let us have our root beer.

Moe: Root beer? Is that what you people want? Look, I only got beer here, and if you don't like it, scram.

Mr. Blik: What?! We came here for root beer!! Now give us the root beer, or we'll--

Barney: I have root beer! Come and get it!! *pulls out a 6 pack of root beer.*

Sekai: Uh... I'm not really thirsty. *walks out with Makoto.*

Cosmo: So, now what?

Carl: I got a suggestion. Maybe you four could check out the town. I hear that the mayor is starting a press conference. Something about a person who they must take on.

Mr. Blik: And who is it?

Lenny: Look at this newspaper. *shows the newspaper to Mr. Blik.*

Mr. Blik: "Fugitive woman is a living being that based on that manga book that involves love triangles. She is also known as 'Saionji the Serial Killer?!" They're just being paranoid, that's why.

Moe: Not anymore. They're going to take this whole thing seriously. And for that, they will tear her limbs off, rip her hair off, and roast the rest of her body.

Waffle: *panics* Uhh.. Uh.. We must protect Sekai!!! I like her alot!!! *runs out of the building with Mr. Blik and Gordon.*

*Comic Book Guy glares at Sekai.*

Comic Book Guy: Don't even think about killing Spider-Man, Batman, or other superheroes. You're a common menace.

Sekai: But--

Krusty: What did he ever do to you?!

Moleman: Can I have some money? I'm poor.

Sea Captain: Yaarrr, you're a snickering sea barnicle..

Sekai: Stop it..

Makoto: Huh..?

Jimbo: You rock!!! Rock on, killer!

Nelson: Haw haw! You got killed by another woman!!

*Sekai can't take this abuse anymore. She growls angirly at everyone except Makoto.*

Bumblebee Man: Ai yai yai! ¡CONSÍGALE LEJOS DE MÍ PERSONA LOCA DE LA PUÑALADA!!

Sekai: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

*The citizens are startled. They felt bad about this and walk away.*

*Dark appears behind Sekai*

Dark: A little tempermental, aren't we?

Sekai: Yeah... Maybe it's-- *gasps*

*Sekai's backstory is about killing Makoto because he dumped Sekai and is in love with Kotonoha. She now realized why the people of Springfield hated her.*

Makoto: Sekai? What's wrong?

*Sekai doesn't say a word.*

Dark: I think nothings wrong. I'm pretty sure everythings just fine.

*Dark's shadow grows a tenticle and sticks it into Sekai's shadow, fllowing Darkness into Sekai*

*Sekai's eyes are lifeless, but they're red though.*

Makoto: Wait! What are you doing?!

*The cats arrived, but they were too late.*

Mr. Blik: HEY!!

Gordon: Oh no! Sekai!!! *Jumps and dropkicks Dark* Get your tentacles off from her you twisted shadow!

Cosmo: This is getting interesting. Somebody pass the popcorn.

*Sekai grabs Cosmo and throws him away*

Makoto: Sekai! STOP!!

*Sekai grabs Makoto by the throat and chokes him.*

Krusty: Well at least she doesn't use that butcher knife.

Waffle: BLAAAAAAAAHHH!! *runs away*

Dark: Grrrr. Attack my puppet Shadow Sekai! Destroy them all!