Staramado (UMS)

<OOC> By "vitals", I meant wherever it did the most damage, be it robot or organism or whatever. So, yeah, in BOB's case, his head.

<Velvet> ???
Velvet, not sure what's in this soda can, runs a full X-ray analysis with her sniper-class glasses.

*The scan reveals it's not poisonous, it has all natural ingredients, no calories, tastes great, and has no classified side effects from drinking it*

Still wary, Velvet tasted just a tad bit of it.

*The note falls off the can, revealing the words "Black Apple Soda. When you drink it, it's just like a Black Apple". I assume you know what happens now*

OOC: If you don't, Velvet becomes demonic and loyal to my villain, Dark. But you still control her.

<Velvet> Urk! I really need to get a better version...
In any case, she reaches for one of the White Apples, picks it off, and takes a bite. (chewing and swallowing it, too, of course) I assume that effects from the soda wear off.

*The can explodes, shooting soda at Velvet mouth as well as the white apples, which then rot*

Velvet notices the can exploding, and before the splashes could reach her mouth and all but the few White Apples it already hit, she shot freezing shots into the soda, stopping it cold. Literally.

*BOB gets back up8

BOB: DANG. *Pulls out laser cannon*

Velvet quickly aims her Ace of Spades at BOB with a fully charged shot ready to reduce BOB to tiny bits.
<Velvet> Five things, OK? Don't. Even. Think. About. It.

*BOB activates a force field that protects him, but also lets him fire attacks*

Velvet sighs and stows the charge shot, making a high-tech drill quickly pop out and expand, ready to tear up whatever BOB throws her way.

Tip Tup: I think I had enough vacation for one day. *leaves Staramado.*

Velvet is surprised that BOB hasn't made a move. So, she retracts the drill and fires her Clawshot into BOB's force field. Then, once she got a good grip on it, she spun about, swinging the clenched force field (with BOB in it, I assume) like a ball 'n chain, then she flung it into space (with BOB, of course).

*Gravity slows down the BOB-Meteor and brings it back to the topic, burning up and moving at a rediculous speed.*

Velvet coats the BOB-Meteor with a barrage of freezing shots.

*The BOB-meteor hits a person on a billoard's teeth, knocking them out*

Velvet was completely puzzled by that description.
<Velvet> I didn't know there WAS a billboard around here. Much less one with teeth.

Goomba next to Velvet: It's a joke. Laugh. *Whacks Velvet with a stick* I SAID LAUGH!!!!

Velvet sighs and blasts the random Goomba away.
<Velvet> Big deal.
Velvet goes to finish the battle with BOB.

*BOB's force field is gone, but he is not even singed*

BOB: *Runs at Velvet, spinning his arms around wildly*

Velvet rotated the Ace of Spades's barrel, and then fired auto-fire sniper needles into BOB all over.

*BOB is damaged, but he fires a laser at Velevt*

Velvet rolls out of the laser's path, and brought out the Ace of Spades's drill, using it to bore a giant hole in BOB's head.

BOB: BEEEEOOOP!!!!.......SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10......9......8......

Velvet grabs BOB with her Clawshot, swings him several times, then throws him into deep space--presumably with about 3 seconds remaining.