Staramado (UMS)

*BOB emits a gas that implodes upon impact with air, put there is no air in deep space. He floats out of the topic*

Velvet brushes the dust off her shirt.
<Velvet> Hmph.

A bright flash of light shines on the beach and then quickly fades away, as M stands where the flash occured.

A portal suddenly opens infront of M.

M: So they found him...

*Several balls of fire suddenly rain down and crash into several places in the topic*

OOC: Don't try it, GBA, or Lava will call you a haxxor

IC:

Ramses comes through the portal, dragging LWB.

Fang does the same thing, only dragging E. Nigma.

Velvet scans Ramses with her glasses.
<Scanner> Ramses. Specie: Shroob. A skilled bounty hunter with a wide array of weaponry.
She then notices Fang, and scanes him.
<Scanner> Fang the Sniper. Specie: weasel/wolf. A bounty hunter that cares most about riches. Armed with a sniper rifle.
Also seeing M, he scans him.
<Scanner> Mario Wanna-Be. Specie: human. Something of a flop to LWB's flip. He is surly and states that he "has something better to do".
She also sees LWB and E. Nigma, and scans them, too.
<Scanner> Luigi Wanna-Be. Specie: human. He wanders to different lands for art inspriations. He accidentally created E. Nigma. Specie: shadow Shaman. He was drawn by LWB and given life by Chaos. He aims to spread darkness across all existence as per Chaos's wish.
Not sure what to do, Velvet just laid low, not interuppting their meeting.

<OOC> At least...I...THINK that the M you're talking about is Mario Wanna-Be.

M: What a pleasant surprise! You actually managed to get both of them! I surely would have thought E. Nigma would put up more of a fight.

LWB: Is that you MWB!?

M: MY NAME IS NO LONGER MWB THANKS TO YOU!!!

LWB: Oh shut up! If you would have thought more about others rather than yourself, that accident wouldn't have happened!

M throws off his cloak, revealing the right side of his body looking like a Shadow's.

M: DO YOU CALL THIS AN ACCIDENT!?!? For two years, I had to deal with this curse all because of you and E. Nigma!

LWB: IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN CONTROL HIS ACTIONS!!!

M: *Looks at E. Nigma.* It looks like he managed to adapt to this dimension... *Chuckles.* that's good.

LWB: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD!?!?

M: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! After all, I'm going to take pleasure in torturing both of you!

Velvet didn't like what was going on, so she readied her Ace of Spades to sniper needle mode.

Ramses: Give me the money first.

Fang: Same here.

M: Fine... *Picks up his robes and pulls out two brown bags, one bigger than the other.* Take them... and never see me again.

Ramses, being slightly honorable, takes the smaller bag and leaves through the portal.

Fang does the same thing, only taking the larger bag.

M: Now then, how shall I torture the both of you... I know! I could place you two in a pit and have you two fight to the death! No... it wouldn't be fun for me if I didn't join in the fray.

LWB: You're sick.

*The Pinatas arrive from the portal.*

Fergy: LWB!!

Hudson: And I think we know who did this!!

Franklin: Who?

Hudson: *points at M* Him!! He was the root of all masterminds.

Paulie: But why would he do this to him?

Eelie enters the topic through the portal and sees M.

Eelie: Whoa, that's a face only a mother could love.

M: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!?!?

LWB: My friends!

M: Friends?

Paulie: Why did you capture LWB?

M: Revenge! Revenge for the curse he and E. Nigma placed on me two years ago!

LWB: I told you, only E. Nigma placed the curse!

M: But you created him, so therefore, you took part in the curse!

LWB: Your logic sucks.

M: ENOUGH!!! If I can't live a pleasant life, then no one shall!

M starts to form a black demonic wing out his shadow side and prepares to stab LWB with his clawed, shadow hand. Eelie throws a kunai at M, but M uses his wing like a shield to block the attack.

Hudson: This is bad.

Paulie: I'll say.

Fergy: OH I CAN'T WATCH!

Franklin: Dudes! Did you notice that he looks just like him?

Fergy: What?!

Paulie: Are you saying that--

Franklin: Ever heard of the Mario Bros named Mario and Luigi?

Paulie: Yeah?

Franklin: That guy is actually Mario-Wanna-Be!

M: MY NAME IS NO LONGER MARIO WANNA-BE!!!

M flaps his wing, causing several shadow discs to form and cut Eelie and the pinatas.

M: Those days are over! From now on, you can refer to me as... M. Phatic!

*The Pinatas dodges*

Paulie: How are we going to stop MWB from destroying LWB?

Hudson: We shall fight!! *holds up Excalibur* ...Gee, I didn't know I have that. EN GUARD! *Slashe M*

M. Phatic simply smacks Excalibur out of Hudson's hand using his wing and aims his brush at Hudson's throat.

M. Phatic: Why fight when you can barely hold your weapon?

Paulie: MWB! You got to realize that LWB isn't responsible for your behavior! *points at E. Nigma* He did this to you, so you have to destroy him!