Staramado (UMS)

M. Phatic and Uno slowly turn to Velvet. E. Nigma closes his eyes.

<Velvet> You wanna try and behave so I don't have to bust your heads in?

M. Phatic: Oh such big words from a Toad!

<Velvet> Yeah...a Toad that can snap your arm off if you don't back away!
With that, she shot her Clawshot around M. Phatic, having it clamp onto his face.

M. Phatic: FMMMM!!! FMMFMMFMMFMFMFMMM!!! (AAAAHHH!!! GET THIS THING OFF OF MEEE!!!)

E. Nigma opens his eyes and stares into Velvet T.'s eyes.

E. Nigma: Fear Sight...

A sudden rush of images containing Velvet T.'s worst nightmares appear in her thoughts.

Velvet was panicking on her feet.
<Velvet> YEEK!
She ran around the place, dragging M. Phatic in her Clawshot.

M. Phatic jumps to his feet and does his best to hold his place. He slowly starts to swing the chain, each swing increasing in speed.

But, Velvet is so freaked out by her nightmares that she runs really fast, tugging really hard--she even accidentally set the tug power on the Clawshot to "insane".
<Velvet> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY YAOI FAIRY POWER IS GONE THE YAOI FAIRY IS DEAD!

Uno: How annoying.

Uno pulls out the Dark Cannon we swiped in Subspace and takes aim at Velvet T.

Velvet jumps away from the shot, since she's still frightened.
<Velvet> NO MORE YAOI FAIRY AAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

Uno keeps Velvet T. in his sights and shoots shot after shot at her.

Velvet, still panicking like crazy, keeps fleeing, getting even more frenzied about the Dark Cannon shots trying to hit her.
<Velvet> OH NO!!!
She hops on top of the Dark Cannon and runs right into Uno's face, then slams M. Phatic (not releasing him from the Clawshot) into Uno's head.

Uno falls back in pain.

E. Nigma: Oh for the love of...

E. Nigma sends a Shadow Ball hurtling in front of Velvet T.

Velvet's right arm gets stung bad by the Shadow Ball. By now, she calmed down, but she refuses to release M. Phatic. She wedges him into the Dark Cannon while she's at it.

Uno: WHAT THE-!?!?

The Dark Cannon explodes in Uno's hands, transforming M. Phatic back into a trophy.

Uno: To hell with this! I'll take her down the old fashioned way!

Uno pulls out a katana from beneath his cloak and holds it high above his head. Dark clouds start to gather around in the sky above Uno.

Velvet set her Ace of Spades to "Snowball", and fired Snowball shots at Uno--spherical shots that explode into big chunks of ice around their target.

Uno does his best to dodge the shots. He aims his katana at Velvet and a bolt of lightning strikes her from above.

Velvet holds her Ace of Spades over her head, having it set to "Counter". It draws in the power of the bolt. She then aims the Ace of Spades at Uno and fires the bolt back at him.

Uno holds his katana out in front of him and a jewel embedded in the katana's blade absorbs the bolt. Uno then charges at Velvet.

Velvet front-flips into the air and lands right behind Uno, the Ace of Spades pointing at him.

Uno suddenly disappears. He hasn't left, for his chuckling fills the air.

Velvet flips her scanner glasses to X-ray mode to detect invisible beings.

Uno appears in front of her.

Uno: Now you see me...

Uno attempts to slice the Ace of Spades off of Velvet's arm.

Velvet strafes to the side, making him miss her weapon, and she pops him hard with sniper needles. These needles are homing shots that fly for long distances, and even accelerate like crazy to catch up to its target, no matter what.

Uno: Urgh! You little...

E. Nigma: ENOUGH!!!

E. Nigma forms a black hole underneath Velvet and a forest of shadow arms rise up and grab her arms and legs. The shadow arms obviously don't show any sign of letting go.