Staramado (UMS)

M. Phatic: SHUT UP!!!

M. Phatic kicks Hudson into the other pinatas.

M. Phatic: Some friends!

Eelie: Pick on some one your own size!

Eelie attempts to stab M. Phatic, but M. Phatic jumps over Eelie and mule kicks him from behind.

LWB: Eelie, cut me loose!

Eelie: A little busy here!

*Fergy cuts LWB loose with a simple pair of scissors*

LWB: Thanks buddy! Now then... *Picks up brush.* to bring you back from the brink of insanity!

LWB charges M. Phatic with a barrage of brush swips, but M. Phatic simply dodges the attacks, chuckling like a mad man.

M. Phatic: Is that the best you got!?

LWB: No, this is!

LWB starts drawing a circle on the ground.

M. Phatic: Oh no you don't!

M. Phatic starts to do the same thing.

Franklin: Go defeat your brother and snap him out of it!

Random... Tree: He's not LWB's brother, dumbarse.

LWB finishes his circle and M. Phatic finishes his. A large cloud forms over the two and a thunderbolt strikes both artisans. LWB is stunned, but M. Phatic doesn't seem to be fazed at all.

M. Phatic: Pathetic...

*Fergy slams the bucket on M. Phatic's head. It became stuck.*

Paulie: My turn! *Pushes M. Phatic down.*

M. Phatic spins on the ground and trips the pinatas with his wing. LWB takes his brush and starts bashing it against the bucket.

M. Phatic: AAAAAHHH, YOU LITTLE MOTHER *Boat horn blaring.*!!!

*Paulie and Fergy are laughing*

Fergy: This is way better than sitcom!

Franklin: Sweet! Let's finish him!!

Hudson: This is for my beautiful chest, even though the bounty hunter did this on purpose, it's mostly your fault. *whips out his Dark Cannon* I swiped this from an unexpecting enemy. *Blasts M. Phatic, turning him into a trophy.*

LWB: WHOA!!!

Eelie: That's unexpected.

LWB: At least we don't have to here his constant yammering.

E. Nigma's hand twitches.

Hudson: I SAW THAT!! *Blasts E. Nigma, turning him into a trophy*

Fergy: *gives LWB the page* Here LWB. I kept it safe just in case if anything else goes wrong.

LWB: But I thought it was burned.

Fergy: I glue them together, didn't I?

*Paulie facepalms.*

Fergy: I ONLY DID IT SO YOU CAN JUST ACCEPT MY APOLOGY! PLEASE, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! I DIDN'T KNOW THE FRUIT I ATE HAS FIRE PROPERTY!!

LWB: It's okay! It's okay! As long as we have the page, it's alright.

Eelie: Now we just have to return to the village.

LWB: Shouldn't be much of a trouble now that we're on land, but... *Looks around.* I'm not familiar with this place or how to get back.

Eelie: What about the gadget?

LWB: Busted...

Eelie: Darn it...

*There is a speedboat that is built for two. Another one that is built for four.*

Fergy: Look! Our ticket to our way home!

Paulie: Well LWB and Eelie, it was nice knowing ya. If we get into some serious trouble, we'll call ya. *handshakes LWB*

LWB: Alright then! C ya!

LWB and Eelie hop onto the two seater speedboat and drive out of the topic.

*The pinatas hop onto the four seater and leaves the topic.*

The trophiefied M. Phatic and E. Nigma remain in there place, because... they're trophies now.

Velvet, who seemed to not have to do anything, kept watch on the two trophies, watching to see if anyone would even come for them or something.

Uno suddenly appears in front of the two trophies through a distortion. He examines the trophies and chuckles.

Uno: Well well, who do we have here? Unfortuante saps must have been vitcims. *Chuckles.* This just made my job easier.

Uno kneels down and touches the bases of E. Nigma and M. Phatic, turning them bck to normal. The two look at each other, then at Uno. M. Phatic and E. Nigma jump back and get into readied stances.

Velvet's not sure about this "Uno" guy. So she does a quick scan from her position.
<Scanner> Uno. Specie: human. He seeks vengeance on those who thwarted the plans of the Suenos Olvidados, including E. Nigma. He came across the compact "Dark Gun" technology.
Velvet gets her Ace of Spades ready.

Uno: E. Nigma...

E. Nigma: Uno...

Uno: MWB...

M. Phatic: It's M. Phatic now.

Uno: My bad.

E. Nigma: What do you want Uno? I know you didn't resurrect us just to have a small chitchat.

Uno: You can read me like a book. I've summoned you both to make a proposition.

M. Phatic: And that would be?

Uno: To rule the world and destroy our enemies.

E.Nigma: Last time I checked, we weren't exactly on the same page since me and M. Phatic helped LWB stop you and your members.

Uno: Ah, but you did that so you could eliminate competition, so I can emphasize. He, however...

M. Phatic: I was on the wrong side at the time.

Uno: Understood. I came to you now on much friendlier terms.

E. Nigma: What did you have in mind?

Uno: Once we dispose of our enemies, our dreams can come true. You and I can rule the world...

E. Nigma: Whoa whoa whoa, I don't share what I rule.

Uno: Fifty fifty?

E. Nigma: Sixty forty.

Uno: ... Deal. *To M. Phatic.* And what would you like?

M. Phatic: To become the greatest artisan to ever exist.

Uno: That can be arranged. Once me and E. Nigma become rulers, we shall designate you as our key artisan.

M. Phatic grins dementedly.

Uno: Now then, do we agree to the terms?

E. Nigma: Agreed.

M. Phatic: Agreed.

Uno: Now then, our first target: Luigi Wanna-Be.

Velvet jumps down to where Uno and M. Phatic are, and aims her Ace of Spades at them.
<Velvet> You're not taking over any world on MY watch, scumbags!